Comedian in 'cracks joke' shocker
― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
This week a prominent Australian television bloke was threatened with video of him getting arseholed and collapsing on the pavement. In the UK the smear campaign would go on for months and his career would be in tatters/hyperboosted, but here he merely addressed the media with 'so what, who cares etc' and everyone forgot about it.
Our press wants to be like yours, but we don't have enough stuck-up reactionary twats for it to carry through.
― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry about that first sentence btw.
Jonathan Ross returns 23rd January, world resumes spinning
― INVERTED 4 LIFE (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Ross returns 23rd January, world Lord Reith resumes spinning in his grave
― snoball, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Buggins' turn.
I'm sure Mr Shennan will make as great a success of Radio 2 as he did with Channel 4 Radio.
― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand now on Twitter, talking mainly about being lactated by his cat Morrissey.
http://twitter.com/rustyrockets
― mike t-diva, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Richie: Er, oh, oh yes, I'm an eccentric millionaire, you know. Er,hooooo-hoo-hoo! Huh, I, I'm so inbred that I'm a bit stupid. Ha,heeroooo-hooo! Oh, we've been inbreeding since the Vikings youknow, there's no-one loopier than the Richards! Er, bottom-fish-bananas, er, etcetera.
― snoball, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
'Do you have Pamela Anderson?''A woman like Pamela Anderson...''No. Pamela Anserson.'
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Royally bollocksed that up.
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll say, it's supposed to be Kim Basinger. And I've never heard anyone say "a wazzo pair of jugs". Not even Russell Brand...
― snoball, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
There were calls in Parliament today for the death penalty to be reinstated as the only just punishment for Jonathan Ross.
Ross, who has the audacity to be 48 – a clear two fingers to all people of all other ages – shocked and appalled listeners to his BBC radio show yesterday for the 83rd time this week.
He opened his depraved programme by saying – at a time when children could well have been listening – “Good morning.”
“I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” says revolted listener Joe Bloggs, 107.
“Ross clearly has absolutely NO regard for people listening over the internet in other countries, for whom it was NOT morning.
“This is racism, pure and simple. He MUST be stopped!”
Ross’s sickening outburst also provoked outrage among people who were not having a good morning yesterday.
Furious Joanne Bloggs explains: “It’s all very well for him to make his demands, but I’d woken up in a bad mood.
“After I heard him say that, I felt so pressured to turn my morning around that I could no longer cope with life.
“As a direct result, I’ve lost my job and my kids will probably starve now – which basically makes Jonathan Ross a murderer. He must pay.”
During the offending introduction and indeed throughout the ENTIRE show Ross could also clearly be heard breathing, BBC insiders inform us.
Jim Bloggs, of The National Association Of Asthma Sufferers, last night blasted Ross for this cruel, heartless prank. “Will he never learn?
“It’s simply despicable of him to taunt people with a very serious disease in this vile way and I urge the Government to take action.
“He has upset many, many people. And it wasn’t even funny!”
Jenny Bloggs of the National Society For The Deaf also hit out at Ross.
“It’s utterly typical that he chooses to broadcast on the radio – a medium that is almost totally inaccessible to deaf people.
“He’s discriminating against absolutely everyone in the world with a disability of any kind – Jonathan Ross obviously hates the disabled.
“Our members are seriously offended that they were unable to hear the offending material.”
Jonathan Ross refused to comment last night.
The British Mute Trust were preparing a statement about how insulted they are by this as we went to press.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/columnists/polly/2009/01/29/jonathan-ross-is-to-blame-for-everything-ever-115875-21079066/
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 29 January 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
it wasn’t even funny
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/02/26/the-arthur-remake-just-got-interesting-peter-baynham-to-put-words-in-russell-brands-mouth/
― DavidM, Monday, 2 March 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7981078.stm
Beeb fined £150,000.Is that it over now?
― commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 3 April 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
He's witty, quick & funny, but I'm still not sure why so many women want to do him.
― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Because he played the Spanish waiter in Fawlty Towers?
― snoball, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Fascinating. No, really! I like that he's nervous. I like that he talks way too much but isn't boring.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I heard 1/2 of that Fresh Air last night and it was quite entertaining.
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
David Mitchell: fuck yeah
― otm in new york (G00blar), Saturday, 11 April 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sounds righteous. What is he talking about?
― tits akimbo (kenan), Sunday, 12 April 2009 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
mitchell's phleghmy outrage usually bugs me but that guardian piece was fascinating, i loved it
― NI, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
it just goes to show, you can't be too careful!
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude is currently on Jay Leno's show, just rattling his damn fool head off like he's on stims or sumfin.
He's not like this all the time, is he?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
yup
― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link
raison d'etre
― the sound of mu (sic), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
He did alright on Stern, for a 'limey fag'.
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
WTF? These two are an item now?
http://i38.tinypic.com/avodwo.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh yes, for like DECADES (in celeb time, in REAL time it's like long enough to fuck). They look so hapy together!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
when the fuck did he get engaged to katy perry????
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Just now.
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not certain the world needs a married Russell Brand, but that's ok, because I doubt it will have one for very long anyway.
― kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Then again, one of the most questionable "womanizers" I've known turned out to have one of the most stable marriages I've seen. When I asked him, right before he got married, how he was so sure that this was the girl for him for forever, he said, "Don't you think I'd know that by now?" A slightly unpleasant-to-contemplate but nonetheless fair point.
― kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link
He was looking very Hollywood on the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year the other day; barnet tamed, buff, a little tanned. Most odd.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
big sweat patches
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, definitely big sweat patches.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hollywood sweat patches
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
As big as Hollywood, aye.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'm not certain the world needs a married Russell Brand, but that's ok, because I doubt it will have one for very long anyway."
agreed.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Get him to the Greek was entirely enjoyable, btw.
― akm, Sunday, 6 June 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
jonah hill looks like he's gonna go belushi/farley pretty soon
― Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Jesus fuck! Are Katy Perry's eyes ALWAYS like that?
― Protect family from germs of disease (KMS), Sunday, 6 June 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought this thread would be about this Russell brand:
http://www.gameday-athletic.com/images/Russell%20Logo.jpg
― Aimless, Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Sunday, June 6, 2010 11:44 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
does he have a documented drug issue or is he just fat?
― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
he took katy away from me u_u
― gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
ugliest pair of lead actors ever to grace a Hollywood film?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha otm
― gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds about right
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbott & Costello are Pitt & Clooney next to them
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://natsukashi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/turner_and_hooch.jpg
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 7 June 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link