Sex Droughts

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...and I've already used the "let's play a game of sex draughts" joke, so that one's already been done.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 30 July 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

phew

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 July 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

so yeah, my wife and i are done. im moving out on sunday. this sort of sucks...

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

i'm so sorry. that's terrible.

future events are now current events (Z S), Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

<3 <3 <3 2 u dude

markers, Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

man feel u

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

thanks dudes.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

Oh shit, chris. I had kind of filed this in the "things are ok" file in lieu of more info but was kind of worried. Good thoughts for you, man. It'll work out. Just hold on to what you need to.

mh, Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

sorry.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 August 2011 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

what mh said

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

sorry bingo, sounds heartbreaking. wishing everyone involved the best. be good to yourself.

dell (del), Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

So sorry.

*tera, Saturday, 6 August 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Howling at the moon, afraid I'll never make love again, sleeping with the radio on.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

At least you're a functional and complete human specimen. I've been single since Feb and I don't even feel close to interested in getting to the point with anyone.

Not to be contradictory Laurel, but no I'm not. I'm still hung up on my ex, and the thought of having actual relations with someone not him makes me feel tired and a bit queasy.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

God, I don't know. I suppose it means my libido is functioning, but if it's locked into one stupid dude and there's no way I'm going to be getting it from him, I think I'd rather it weren't.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

I think I've figured out this "one night hookup" thing that people do. Still not really into it as a general concept, although I see where it has some merits. Probably not going to do that anymore.

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats mh!

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

thanks, frogbs. probably going to go back to searching out meaningful relationships for the time being, tbh

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

big up meaningful relationships

 (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

do you not ever hook up with any of the army of cute women that seem to fill your photography, gr80? I mean, relationships good, that seems like it has some merit, though.

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

meaningful relationships seem hard to come by these days

homosexual II, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, waiting for one seems like a self-imposed sex drought.

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

big up meaningful relationships

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 6:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^ good post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

big up meaningful relationships

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 6:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^ good post

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:11 PM (7 minutes ago)

^ good hoosing of good post

the widening gyre (remy bean), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

thankig u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

Wondering why ppl dont ever think a hookup might lead to said meaningful relationship. Gotta start somwewhere after all!

(its worked for me before tbh)

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

(its worked horribly for me before)

It could, though! eternal optimism

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

Thats the spirit! :)

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

(dont get me wrong, I've a load of disasters in recent times ugggh)

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

my horrible tattoo aesthetic disaster story fits with that, lol

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, what story is this then?

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

OK I just spent about ten minutes looking for that story but it was the one from mid-Mayish when I ended up hooking up with some girl who I kind of found socially odd but attractive and the evening kept getting more and more off-putting but I was still physically turned on and I figured it might be freaky and then she had a hello kitty tattoo next to a jesus fish one on her back, some lower back tattoo that I complemented to which she responded "You can't tell it covers up a name, can you?!?" and she showed me pictures of her really not-so-good art on her phone. Also she drove a VW beetle with peace sign stickers on it and referred to herself as a "free spirit" (which I apparently said was a WARNING SIGN on the girl probe thread six months earlier).

And now, we shall never speak of this again.

mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Laughing at Apple spell check here: girl probe -> obviously "girl probs"

mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha oh my god you poor bastard.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

You're right, zora, and I'm sorry, that wasn't a my-pain-is-more-fucked-up-than-your-pain and it wasn't meant to be and I'm sorry. In fact I thank god every night that my bed is empty when I get into it, so my sex drought is clearly self-imposed and I'm fine with it, and I'm sorry you are so torn.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

iirc you can end a sex drought and still have an empty bed!

mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

Eh.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

girl probe

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

do you not ever hook up with any of the army of cute women that seem to fill your photography, gr80? I mean, relationships good, that seems like it has some merit, though.

― mh, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

no but i get hella facebook action, broseph:

http://i.imgur.com/qIQGv.png

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

all anyone ever needs

through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to pretend the blurred out name is "Tuomas"

mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

Tuomas Tuomas

A41 (admrl), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

shakira, shakira

through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol thats actually really close xpost

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

Tiny Tim

the widening gyre (remy bean), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, if someone as devilishly handsome as gr80 isn't getting laid, the rest of us might as well give up.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

Don't apologise Laurel! I think I posted from a place of frustration and it was insensitive of me to respond to the about-me aspect of your post when really it was about you. If you really are ok with the sex drought, though, that's good.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

rohypnol stick ain't workin

jeff, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

that was an xp of course

i should avoid this thread

jeff, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link


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