this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

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That's my position too, Martin, but we are now at the all-important "SHOW US THE LESBIAN ORGY" portion of the argument.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Steps in an Argument
1. Introduce the topic
2. Give Your Position
3. Back Up Your Position w/clear, logical evidence
4. Show Them the Lesbian Orgy
5. Concluding Statements
-- oops (buttch9...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- donut bitch (do...), February 17th, 2003.

-- Millar (tmilla...) (webmail), February 17th, 2003 6:25 PM. (later)

You can see it from our road too Gareth! It unites London ILXers.
I think it looks silly by day and rather wonderful by night. Isabel and I went to see a friend in Dalston and kept circling the gherkin on the way back.

-- Tom (ebro...), December 5th, 2002.

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I hope you weren't on the bus!
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), December 5th, 2002.

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dave...why are you doing this to me dave...don't take away my bright eyes records dave...
-- indykid9000 (ohthehumanit...) (webmail), June 6th, 2002

(the sad part is that i think the latter might have been me, but i cant remember.)

-- That Girl (dallasdeadgir...), February 16th, 2003.

chickenbear chickenbear chickenbear -- Kim (grimstitc...), February 15th, 2003.

Someone asks for Missy Lyrics -- jm (jimmythemo...), February 15th, 2003.

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what was it?
-- Mary (maj23...), February 19th, 2003.

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"kill them all"
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 19th, 2003.

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And let God sort em out?
-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), February 19th, 2003.

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yes. unfortunately one gray december morn i put his advice into practice. it took seventy federal marshalls to bring me down. now let us never speak of it again.
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 19th, 2003.

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/slothhoff.jpg

Why didn't he just leave it there?

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 20th, 2003. (later) (link)

Peesowt!

Yo ass betta not be pregnint or yo old man may be havin a hahtattak!

-- wutchootawkinboutwillis (el_matematic...) (webmail), February 19th, 2003 3:03 PM. (later)

-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 18th, 2003. (later)

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Haha the delightful decoration = the decor in the toilets, rather than any self-aggrandisement on my part, obv.
-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 18th, 2003. (later)

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Hm "my part" oh I wish I'd never said anything now.
-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 18th, 2003. (later)

Only if he does the rumpshaker.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 19th, 2003.

Well, you didn't have to go and give it to the rest of us!
-- Nicole (nicolew1...), February 19th, 2003. (Nicole)

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What other human deformities would merit cannibalisation, Emma?
-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 20th, 2003 12:22 PM. (later)

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tasting like sausage
-- mark s (mar...), February 20th, 2003 12:25 PM. (later)

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Oh but *all* babies taste like... oops.
-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 20th, 2003 12:26 PM. (later)

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Any deformity which means you look more like something edible than something human e.g. having a curly tail & snout, having udders, being wrapped in foil etc.
-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), February 20th, 2003 1:34 PM. (later)

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wrapped in foil

just imagine you've just run the London Marathon, you've run your best time ever, you've been on the telly and you've raised oodles of money for charity....AND THEN SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND EATS YOU!!!

-- MarkH (mark_e_heste...), February 20th, 2003 1:47 PM. (later)

-- Callum (disposition_reflection_tria...), October 30th, 2002.

Along with my 'fremme neppa venette' (note: must remember to start a thread asking what this means) tee shirt i want one that says 'disco sux' just so i can look ironic and maybe get into the nme. failing that i shall form my Bush tribute band called Minge and bleat about macky dees whilst surgically attaching a bong to my lips. cuz like, people like that are generally crazy and make great pop star material.um. yes.
-- slit magnet (zxblectu...), October 30th, 2002.

It would be easier if you weren't such an arse.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), October 30th, 2002.

wha'?!? explain.
-- slit magnet (zxblectu...), October 30th, 2002.

oh him. i think. sorry, pro plus + essay = paranoia + incoherence
-- sm (zxblectu...), October 30th, 2002.

Both bands are inconsequential like all pop music. The rate of turnover in 2002 is frightening and journalists frantically grab onto any musical driftwood press officers put their way that pleases their ears. You muppet.

-- Sonicred (sonicre...), June 2nd, 2002.

Listen to me Sonicred you little piece of stale tramp jizz... OF COURSE I fucking fancied Louise you twat, I was a straight teenaged boy!!! If I come back as a gay teenaged boy in the next life I'll be sure and let you know if I fancy The Strokes as well.
Now, matey, if I simply judged music by whom I fancied then I'd be out there buying Kylie, Sophie Ellis Bextor and fucking Atomic Kitten CDs, but that just aint so. So keep your dipshit opinions where they belong: in your diary.

I don't dislike The Strokes either - if you'd read my posts you realise I like them a great deal, fab pop tunes and all. I just happen to think Sleeper have a lot in common with them, and produced BETTER pop tunes.

Case closed. Now go drown yourself in a bath full of goat wank.

-- Calum Robert (calumr...), June 2nd, 2002.

Calum
you're a funny muppet too

-- Sonicred (sonicre...), June 3rd, 2002.

The lofty silence is ruined by the crinkling of your foil underwear, Tim.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 21st, 2003. (later)

-- dave q (scrape10...), February 19th, 2003.

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Or 'bored' rates? "Today I posted to ilxor 347 times."
-- Nick Southall (n.j.southal...), February 20th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Or 'board' rates? "Last month I gave myself a 300% pay rise."
-- Nick Southall (n.j.southal...), February 20th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Thus concludes today's episode of Puns that are Only Puns for English People.
-- nabisco (--...), February 20th, 2003. (later) (link)

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You misspelled "wrench".
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 17th, 2003.