THE WORST SINGLES OF THE 90s

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38. jill sobule ?I kissed a geir?

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

ah yes, the high level of discourse circa 2002, kudos!

bobby bedelia, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

62. the heights, ?how do you talk to an hongro?

gff, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

hongro no 5

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

a+

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I've heard "How Do You Talk To An Angel?" two times in the past two weeks, after not having heard it since the promo for The Heights was shown in movie theaters in '94. I heard it either at Subway or a supermarket -- must be part of a new Muzak playlist.

Eazy, Friday, 25 May 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

lol oh man this list

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

5 years ago

wtf

David R., Friday, 25 May 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Elephant in the room on this thread:

http://www.carterusm.co.uk/photos/lianne_clickintogear.jpg

DavidM, Friday, 25 May 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah right like they were ever going to get into this list.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

who the fuck is that

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

curtis otm

(even though i know)

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

"Lenny And Terence" wd fit right in Matt.

Groke, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Carter singles poll for tuesday

blueski, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

i am kinda happy to see that most of these songs really are TERRIBLE

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

(tom and i also discovered that night that rock was the worst music ever, complete with hilarious scenario of uh ? the mysterians or whoever coming to our near and horrible future and looking at what they had wrought.)

lol

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i agree that informer does not belong on that list.

s1ocki, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

and not just because snow beat up one of my friends in high school. in fact, DESPITE it.

s1ocki, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

replace Informer with Boombastic

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

i'll always have a soft spot for informer cuz it reminds me of when i left hebrew school and decided to go to a really multi-culti junior high where i met like the first non-jewish friends in my life and discovered rap music, running shoes and reese's pieces

s1ocki, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

very good list, but these are misses, the first especially

14. spin doctors ?two princes?
31. digable planets ?rebirth of slick?
59. beastie boys ?bodymovin (fatboy slim remix)?
68. fugees ?no woman, no cry?
78. radiohead ?creep?

also rong
* Cher "Believe"
* Public Enemy "911 is a Joke"

Informer very much belongs on this list

gabbneb, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

that's a hell of a monday morning

xpost?

gff, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Boombastic > Informer though.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Has Jesus Jones' "Right Here, Right Now" not been mentioned?

molly mummenschanz, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

It came to mind when Songs About The Fall of the Iron Curtain came up with the Scorps, but I don't mind it. I think of "Right Here, Right Now" and "Unbelievable" as two songs that I never heard apart from each other.

Eazy, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

There's nothing wrong with "Buddy Holly" or "Black Hole Sun." Unless you hate life, of course.

billstevejim, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

in fact, that list is a piece of crap straight up.

darraghmac, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

unless you're just too cool to listen to the radio, maybe

darraghmac, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Seriously, considering ILM at the time was a bunch of dudes praising the Manics and fucking Magnetic Fields

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is appalling. you are all a bunch of idiots.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Indie rock guilt is so stupid. Why be guilty of music you used to like?

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Tom and Jess coming up with that list:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/2303_jewel_header.jpg

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I like some of the songs on this list (“More Than Words” is just a great tune!) but it's still quite funny. Lots of hate for college rock gone pop stuff.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

You also missed out Fun Lovin' Criminals' "Scooby Snacks" or whatever it was called.

-- N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 2 November 2002 16:23

Hahaha... I expected this on there as well.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

"or whatever it was called." = "Errr... not that I would know, of course."

Bodrick III, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

paul jewell porn arghhhhhhhhhhh

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link

What about the Wedding Present as they neared the end of their "hit parade" experiment (and running out of inspiration/money)? They could pretty much release anything at that stage and it would be a Top 40 hit, with something like "Shaft", or the theme from "Twin Peaks" on the B Side.

JTS, Sunday, 30 March 2008 12:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait Dom you don't like the Magnetic Fields? I thought you were all about lame indie shit like that?

Matt DC, Sunday, 30 March 2008 12:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Why be guilty of music you used to like?

even if it was Pearl Jam and Stone Temple Pilots?

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not embarrassed to have liked Pearl Jam. Infact i still like those records. Always hated Stone Temple Pilots(apart from that 1 song that sounded like Redd Kross). ST always seem more liked on ILM than PJ for some reason.

Or are you admitting you like Pearl Jam and STP and feel guilty?

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 30 March 2008 13:25 (sixteen years ago) link

the latter

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i think i just picked completely the wrong year to get into US rock but it coiuldn't really be helped

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait Dom you don't like the Magnetic Fields? I thought you were all about lame indie shit like that?

-- Matt DC, Sunday, 30 March 2008 12:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I like pussy indie shit, not lame indie shit.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 30 March 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Ahh blueski I think you're a (good?)few years younger than I am so im sure you can be excused for liking that stuff in your early teens. I liked U2 at that age. And i've no guilt, even though I've hated their last few albums with a passion.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 30 March 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Was the sweetest thing a 90s single? if so that's one of the worst(of any decade)

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 30 March 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link

it was an 80s b-side and a 90s a-side. go figure.

unless you're talking about Refugee Camp Allstars 'The Sweetest Thing' which was pretty good (it's OK i know you're not)

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

Worst use of breathy singing.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 May 2018 02:03 (five years ago) link


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