I think I've figured out this "one night hookup" thing that people do. Still not really into it as a general concept, although I see where it has some merits. Probably not going to do that anymore.
― mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
Congrats mh!
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
thanks, frogbs. probably going to go back to searching out meaningful relationships for the time being, tbh
― mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
big up meaningful relationships
― (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
do you not ever hook up with any of the army of cute women that seem to fill your photography, gr80? I mean, relationships good, that seems like it has some merit, though.
― mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
meaningful relationships seem hard to come by these days
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, waiting for one seems like a self-imposed sex drought.
― mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
― (gr8080), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 6:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
^ good post
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:11 PM (7 minutes ago)
^ good hoosing of good post
― the widening gyre (remy bean), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
thankig u
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
Wondering why ppl dont ever think a hookup might lead to said meaningful relationship. Gotta start somwewhere after all!
(its worked for me before tbh)
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
(its worked horribly for me before)
It could, though! eternal optimism
― mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link
Thats the spirit! :)
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
(dont get me wrong, I've a load of disasters in recent times ugggh)
my horrible tattoo aesthetic disaster story fits with that, lol
― mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, what story is this then?
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
OK I just spent about ten minutes looking for that story but it was the one from mid-Mayish when I ended up hooking up with some girl who I kind of found socially odd but attractive and the evening kept getting more and more off-putting but I was still physically turned on and I figured it might be freaky and then she had a hello kitty tattoo next to a jesus fish one on her back, some lower back tattoo that I complemented to which she responded "You can't tell it covers up a name, can you?!?" and she showed me pictures of her really not-so-good art on her phone. Also she drove a VW beetle with peace sign stickers on it and referred to herself as a "free spirit" (which I apparently said was a WARNING SIGN on the girl probe thread six months earlier).
And now, we shall never speak of this again.
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
Laughing at Apple spell check here: girl probe -> obviously "girl probs"
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
Hahaha oh my god you poor bastard.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
You're right, zora, and I'm sorry, that wasn't a my-pain-is-more-fucked-up-than-your-pain and it wasn't meant to be and I'm sorry. In fact I thank god every night that my bed is empty when I get into it, so my sex drought is clearly self-imposed and I'm fine with it, and I'm sorry you are so torn.
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
iirc you can end a sex drought and still have an empty bed!
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
Eh.
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
girl probe
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
do you not ever hook up with any of the army of cute women that seem to fill your photography, gr80? I mean, relationships good, that seems like it has some merit, though.― mh, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
― mh, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
no but i get hella facebook action, broseph:
http://i.imgur.com/qIQGv.png
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
all anyone ever needs
― through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to pretend the blurred out name is "Tuomas"
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
Tuomas Tuomas
― A41 (admrl), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
shakira, shakira
― through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
lol thats actually really close xpost
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
Tiny Tim
― the widening gyre (remy bean), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
Damn, if someone as devilishly handsome as gr80 isn't getting laid, the rest of us might as well give up.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
Don't apologise Laurel! I think I posted from a place of frustration and it was insensitive of me to respond to the about-me aspect of your post when really it was about you. If you really are ok with the sex drought, though, that's good.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
rohypnol stick ain't workin
― jeff, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
that was an xp of course
i should avoid this thread
― jeff, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link
It comes in sticks now? What, like gum?
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
Keep thinking this thread is called "Sex Dwarves"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
Sex; bottle or draught?
― returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq19koEPQH1qzma4ho1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
kind of lol etc
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
that i am not having sex right now is a total miscalculation on my part wherein i gave wisdom a value much greater than its actual worth
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not in a drought, i'm just on a levée or something, yelling a few choice words about orgasms into the wilderness
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
I wish someone would yell a few choice words about orgasms at me.
― my brother's a basedgod (The Reverend), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
"HUUHGGHH!
http://www.contactmusic.com/videoimages/umg/holly-johnson-americanos.jpg
― Circlesquare du Soleil (sic), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link
Is a choice word, though it will get you no points on "Countdown"
― Mark G, Friday, 19 August 2011 08:35 (twelve years ago) link
braggin 2011 but in the past two weeks i have passed up sex with two different people just because i don't feel like cleaning my house
also mh that girl you described above pales to the freaks and creeps i have encountered
― homosexual II, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
well you're you, I would expect and hope that you could top that story!
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think cleaning one's house is strictly necessary
unless that's a euphemism
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
I'm kind of a stickler about having a clean house when people come over. It usually results in me being a hermit.
― homosexual II, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
I used to not have people over because of that. Then I just became apologetic, but that sounds really pathetic. Now I am just like "hey, don't trip over anything! can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
See, at my last apartment I lived in total chaos and never cleaned up and when I moved last December I made a VOW to myself.
and yes, awaiting a meaningful relationship is most likely going to be major sex drought times. May as well bang the crazies and the freaks while you're waiting for Mr/Ms Right
― homosexual II, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link