iirc you can end a sex drought and still have an empty bed!
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
Eh.
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
girl probe
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
do you not ever hook up with any of the army of cute women that seem to fill your photography, gr80? I mean, relationships good, that seems like it has some merit, though.― mh, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
― mh, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
no but i get hella facebook action, broseph:
http://i.imgur.com/qIQGv.png
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
all anyone ever needs
― through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to pretend the blurred out name is "Tuomas"
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
Tuomas Tuomas
― A41 (admrl), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
shakira, shakira
― through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
lol thats actually really close xpost
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
Tiny Tim
― the widening gyre (remy bean), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
Damn, if someone as devilishly handsome as gr80 isn't getting laid, the rest of us might as well give up.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
Don't apologise Laurel! I think I posted from a place of frustration and it was insensitive of me to respond to the about-me aspect of your post when really it was about you. If you really are ok with the sex drought, though, that's good.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
rohypnol stick ain't workin
― jeff, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
that was an xp of course
i should avoid this thread
― jeff, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link
It comes in sticks now? What, like gum?
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
Keep thinking this thread is called "Sex Dwarves"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
Sex; bottle or draught?
― returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq19koEPQH1qzma4ho1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
kind of lol etc
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
that i am not having sex right now is a total miscalculation on my part wherein i gave wisdom a value much greater than its actual worth
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not in a drought, i'm just on a levée or something, yelling a few choice words about orgasms into the wilderness
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
I wish someone would yell a few choice words about orgasms at me.
― my brother's a basedgod (The Reverend), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
"HUUHGGHH!
http://www.contactmusic.com/videoimages/umg/holly-johnson-americanos.jpg
― Circlesquare du Soleil (sic), Friday, 19 August 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link
Is a choice word, though it will get you no points on "Countdown"
― Mark G, Friday, 19 August 2011 08:35 (twelve years ago) link
braggin 2011 but in the past two weeks i have passed up sex with two different people just because i don't feel like cleaning my house
also mh that girl you described above pales to the freaks and creeps i have encountered
― homosexual II, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
well you're you, I would expect and hope that you could top that story!
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think cleaning one's house is strictly necessary
unless that's a euphemism
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
I'm kind of a stickler about having a clean house when people come over. It usually results in me being a hermit.
― homosexual II, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
I used to not have people over because of that. Then I just became apologetic, but that sounds really pathetic. Now I am just like "hey, don't trip over anything! can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
See, at my last apartment I lived in total chaos and never cleaned up and when I moved last December I made a VOW to myself.
and yes, awaiting a meaningful relationship is most likely going to be major sex drought times. May as well bang the crazies and the freaks while you're waiting for Mr/Ms Right
― homosexual II, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
only recently found out that my current girlfriend and a friend of ours (who i also had one very innocent date with) once had a "serious conversation" about the state of my previous apartment
― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Friday, 19 August 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."
― mh, Friday, August 19, 2011 9:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
<3 wkiw
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
haha srsly
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
though i have been in some really dirty apartments belonging to guys and it's an eyebrow-raiser tbh, but they've always had roommates, which in my experience almost always makes for messy/dirty apartments anyway, so while eyebrow may be raised, heart and rest of body is still willing. unless vermin.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
i'm kind of a stickler for clean sheets tho, i will admit
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
but have never had any "serious conversations" about it
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
laundry is like the only thing I'm obsessive about! well, the washing part, not necessarily the folding and hanging part.
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
clean laundry > clean cat litter > clean dishes > the rest
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
wait put 'clean toilet' in there near the top
Ugh yeah I dated a guy once whos bathroom was just gross, giant mountain of damp dirty clothes, toilet skanky, dustbunnies all over. I actually told him it was offputting, haha.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
And I mean I'm not a tidy person at all, this toilet was really disgusting.
I also once dated a guy who had a cat litter tray in the middle of his kitchen floor, with newspaper and loose litter scattered EVERYWHERE. He also smoked in bed.
Blleeeuuuggghhh.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
i went home with a girl once who was like working 80 hours a week hustling in LA doing film/acting shit and her apartment was such a mess it was impressive.
for some reason i draped the white dress shirt i was wearing over this standing floor fan she had, and the next day when i lifted it up to put it on, it was COVERED in a coat of thick, grey, dust.
― (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
i know this hasn't (yet) turned into a contest about who can be the messiest, but i just moved into a place with exposed floorboards and it makes it look totally okay when messy? like this pic of joe brainard's studio
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1160/854679256_754b345320.jpg
― sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
Dude, that's not okay
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, 20 August 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaaa
ohman, true
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:15 (twelve years ago) link
we're sorry to dash your varnished hopes but that is a disgrace.
― estela, Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link
it does look better than if it were on linoleum or shag carpet, say, but most things would
― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
also i have dated guys with really messy/nasty apartments but a clean bathroom and reasonably clean kitchen (usable) is a must
― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
hahaaa, poor schlump
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha i ducked out of this thread and missed my reprimand. yeah i don't know, it's just i moved here like a month and a half ago & the last thing i want to do after packing is unpack so it's just kinda unfinished, more than it is messy. i still love that pic above, and regrettably have a comprehensive enough frame of reference in terms of comparable messy spaces to judge that this one looks better, on account of the sections of floor peeking out between books/shoes/boxes/photos etc.
can see i'm not going to persuade you all so i'll stop now
― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link