> first time i went to an ex-gf's place she made me hold off for like six hours while she cleaned her place top to bottom. so confounding. tbh prob would have found her natural slovenly environment more charming than her overcooked neurotic efforts at tidying up.
Sad thing is, her place before the tidying-up effort probably still looked better than my place after an emergency tidying-up effort....
I'm quite good about keeping the bathroom clean and not leaving food out - I do have guests over alot, not to mention two flatmates. But my own bedroom goes to hell whenever I'm not in some semblance of a relationship.
― Lee547 (Lee626), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
lol at both those posts
― dell (del), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
My house is actually really clean, it's my car that looks like shit
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
always kind of a ~shock to step into someone's car that is a non-rental and devoid of random junk
― dell (del), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha i have occasionally used "i'd say sorry for not tidying, but i have in fact tidied"
still would prefer if this was in the dirtbag style thread rather than the sex thread
― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
likewise i guess fucking in cars has or should have a diff. thread devoted to it. the fucking in cars. i mean. tht subject.
― dell (del), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
the fucking in cars. i mean. tht subject.
get high, go for a drive, fuck in the car
― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
it's more difficult than it sounds
― dell (del), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
drought of sex in cars to be sure
― sisyphus collapsing beneath the dead-eyed twinkle of the disco ball (mh), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
sexcars why are they so bad and hated?
― dell (del), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
my van is neat and tidy and it's like girls still don't want to have sex in it! wtf?!
― poorest tasting vagina reference... in my fajita? (Kerm), Monday, 22 August 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
dude you have to hide the cigar box
― sisyphus collapsing beneath the dead-eyed twinkle of the disco ball (mh), Monday, 22 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
I have a hilarious story 'bout gettin' busy in a car - or more accurately an unsuccessful attempt at same - from my college years. Funnier for other people than it was for me actually. Will recount if anyone's interested.
― Lee547 (Lee626), Monday, 22 August 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
i for one love ribald stories
― dell (del), Monday, 22 August 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
a friend of mine almost died doing that. cautionary tale/cautionary tail.
― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
Tuomas the Train Engine or something
― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
It's been proven by purely anecdotal evidence from my own experience that Thomas the tank engine causes autism. My four year old runs to me in a panic shouting 'Thomas is on and Henry is in the living room!!!!Quick!!!!' then we both run in and I change the channel while she lures her 1 year old brother's attention away from the TV. In any case living with so much stuff everywhere can definitely cause some kinds of disorder. Mental I mean. I'm sure of it but I was raised to believe a house in order = a mind in order. That goes for handbags too, ladies.
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
This story doesn't end with you unknowing returning to a party with blood all over your face does it?
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
y'know that Thomas the Tank Engine is v. popular with kids with Autism, right?
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
More proof
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
Anymore evidence I might as well write a book and hit the morning show circuit
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link
i've heard it theorized that the faces are easy for kids with Autism Spectrum conditions to read - they do look like some of the communication toys used in teaching
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link
plus, well, they're trains
Really? My best friends kid (an avid fan of ttte btw) has no ability to comprehend anger and has never been angry nor reacted to someone else's anger. Those trains seem to be pissed off A LOT.
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
now that im separated lets see how long it lasts.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Kind of bummed about this topic, suddenly, momentarily. I don't want to have the sex w anyone, though, I just want to be around someone that I can look at often who will look back at me.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Monday, 29 August 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
Well put.
― ljubljana, Monday, 29 August 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
So I'm hanging out with a real live woman tonight besides my soon to be ex wife, first time in 15 long yrs.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
no pressure
― Gukbe, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
I'm anxious as all hell. Already spilled an Italian sub all over myself
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
kinda like losing your virginity, it's something you just gotta do, and it will probably be a bit weird and awkward, but after it's over you should feel better.
― sarahel, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
oil and vinegar on the ol' brazole
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
Hanging out with women is just like chatting to them at the bar unless the groping starts.
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
unless until
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
i'll probably get a boner. i haven't had to use my moves in 15 years...i dont think i have any anymore...im wearing ben sherman and levis...i feel confident. Im also scared if things go good and she wants to bang...THEN WHAT. All i can imagine is me throwing out my back...mother of christ.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
well, if you are tumescent and she wants to bang, then i imagine it would be relatively simple?
― sarahel, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
haha! i have to buy condoms, i haven't bought condoms in 15 years either. do i buy lube...haha. oh man, im like a 14 year old.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
lube is a little presumptuous maybe?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
xp - i think they are pretty much the same as they were 15 years ago.
― sarahel, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
omg the lube thing is making me remember that scene in Superbad
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
yeah you definitely are gonna wanna bring lube and a buncha other "adult goods" otherwise it will just be ... AWKWARD
― dell (del), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
thats why i said it. haha. besides who needs lube when you got spit.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
bring a metal detector and some asbestos gloves just to be on the safe side
― dell (del), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
if i learned anything from online porn, spit is all you need.
and a gag ball
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
also a mining helmet i guess? can probably make do w/o a bathyscaphe
and yeah, just do whatever ppl in porn do is a good rule to follow i find
― dell (del), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
del, im kidding.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
save the spit for the 3rd date.
― sarahel, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
...im wearing ben sherman and levis...
good call, bro!
― (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
yeh, but i am being serious.
― dell (del), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
of course if i do buy condoms im probably going to do the same thing as i did as a 16 year old, mix them up with other random items hoping the checkout person won't notice.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link