having riotously funny dreams in what's supposed to be the last week before the blessèd event. last night dreamt that we were having a girl (we're not) and that my wife had her heart set on naming her "Instahoof"
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
Can't stop giggling at "Instahoof."
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
neither can I it has been making me lol all day!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
had no idea a little aerosmith jr was on the way! congrats!!
― satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
Li'l Smitty
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link
<3 instahoof
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
evidently up in Virginia the oncoming hurricane is serious enough that they're telling pregnant women to come into the hospital ahead of it - will Instahoof Smith enter this world in a fury of whipping rain? stay tuned 'hoofers
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link
good luck dude/your wife/little dude!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
born in a cross-fire hurricane!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
I was born on the back seat of a MustangIn a cold night, it was a hard rain
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
whoa holy shit congrats aero, i was also unaware!
instahoof is killing me btw
― dougie instructor (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
INSTAHOOF
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
Hoofster Babbies
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
fwiw my son is convinced that baby #2 will be named "ahftikah"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/Aftika_Dara
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
#2!! :D
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Instahoof sounds like horse-foot caulk.
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
It's kind of growing on me tbh.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
Yes #2 is due to arrive in... three weeks! No idea what gender. "Aftika" is going to be a hard row to hoe for a boy, but it'll build character
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
Aftikah Maksud nama tiada di dalam rekod. Apa ada pada 'AFTIKAH' ?
AFTIKAHA AmanahF FleksibelT TulusI IkhlasK KomitedA AlimH Harum
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".
godspeed!, anyway
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
no longer knocked up
oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
congrats!!!!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
congratulations!
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!
― iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
awesome dude congrats
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!
― Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
congrats, big man!!!!
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
rock on!
― Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
Congrats to you all!
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
<3instahoof, congratulations family!!
― estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
instahoof for head hoofster, congrats!!
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".godspeed!, anyway― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol can't stop thinking abt this post
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
O_O
Aero, I had...no...fucking...clue about this blessed event. Gotta read this subboard more often. Congratulations to the three of you.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
holy moley, congratulations!!
― FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link
i swear 2 god i had a dream about aero having a baby a few days ago
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link
wow, a thousand welcomes to Instahoof!
― bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link
kisses, dude. also thx for someone else to pay for our Social Security.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link
Congrats AERO and Ms. AERO! Hail Instahoof! <3
― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link
Congrats!
― the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
yay congratulations!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
:D :D :D
GOD SPEED SWEET 'SMITH FAM
― Frogbs (Pray Like Aretha Franklin (in Whiteface)) (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9905/felicitation11.gif
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Saturday, 27 August 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link