Knocked Up Rollcall

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3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

no longer knocked up

oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

congrats!!!!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

awesome dude congrats

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!

Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, big man!!!!

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

rock on!

Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats to you all!

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

<3instahoof, congratulations family!!

estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

instahoof for head hoofster, congrats!!

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol can't stop thinking abt this post

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

O_O

Aero, I had...no...fucking...clue about this blessed event. Gotta read this subboard more often. Congratulations to the three of you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

holy moley, congratulations!!

FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link

i swear 2 god i had a dream about aero having a baby a few days ago

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

wow, a thousand welcomes to Instahoof!

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

kisses, dude. also thx for someone else to pay for our Social Security.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats AERO and Ms. AERO! Hail Instahoof! <3

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats!

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

yay congratulations!

horseshoe, Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

:D :D :D

GOD SPEED SWEET 'SMITH FAM

Frogbs (Pray Like Aretha Franklin (in Whiteface)) (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Well done all concerned!

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

hooray for instahoof!

tehresa, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

Ohhhhhhhh shit congrats dude

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

RADBABY TIMES 2 U

davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

way to go!
Tracer, that's awesome.

like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/dog_day_afternoon.jpg
Ahftikah! Ahftikah!

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".
godspeed!, anyway

― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol can't stop thinking abt this post

―  (gr8080), Saturday, August 27, 2011 12:07 AM (14 hours ago)


personally wouldn't really bother to mention it unless it was a "crossfire" hurricane.

Anyway, kudos and congrats all round.

Don't ask for the steening, ask for the HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

WOOOOOO HOOOOOO

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Woah!!!! Congrats!!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Oh well done!

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

Congratulations!!!!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to Instahoof Irene Tyler!

kate78, Sunday, 28 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

btw for my last post on the knocked up rollcall thread I wanna say that all the insane intense you-can't-know-til-you-know shit ppl throw down about the blessed event are, for me, true - that while I don't doubt that a wordy motherfucker like me could find the words to describe the emotions in me today, the pure intensity of it sort of occludes the desire to actually do it. because I'm typing this while my son sleeps with his head on his mother's belly. that's what it is, you know? it's that level of gary-snyder-in-his-groove simple depth, that view-of-a-mountain huge. completely in love with this little guy, can't even start to talk about it without crying yet.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

oh man wow! congratulations!

kkvgz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

congrats on well formed babby!

quincie, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, aero!

markers, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

So no one has been pregnant since 2008? I am 12 weeks today. I started mood swings at 8 weeks but approaching 12 weeks... those mood swings were small thunderstorms compared to the tsunamis I am getting now.

I will be going through the day happy and excited and then out of nowhere get hit with semi-anxious, overwhelming sadness. There is no reason for it and I find trouble when I start giving it a reason or searching for a source. If it is hormonal, it has no reason other than hormones raging.

I have never experienced chemical depression or ever had PMS that compares to something like this. I am not in the habit of feeling sad and depressed without a solid reason and I guess I am not grasping the hormone thing. I never bought the hormone thing and scoffed at anyone who used it as a reason for anything. I loathed it when girls said their PMS made them do it. While PMS made me feel low sometimes, I could always control my thoughts and emotions. Can hormones alone can make me feel like my world in caving in on itself? I usually find solutions to my problems but now I feel crazy.

When I am hit with this semi-anxious sad feeling the tears start flowing and it's hard to even get out and try and take a walk to take my mind off it. I can't top crying. I tried exercising which always makes me feel great but then it exhausts me and feeling tired seems to be a trigger, not eating as soon as I crave something is another. Although sleeping and eating don't always prevent them or cure them, helps decrease their intensity somewhat.

Yesterday I woke up feeling great. Had a dip in mood so decided to sleep it off. Took a nap. I was awake 3 hours straight, worked out, had a snack, felt great but was extremely sleepy again. This is the sort of drowsiness I only previously experienced going into and coming out of anesthesia. It is really intense.

After a second, shorter nap, I woke up, ate dinner with my boyfriend and was fine for about an hour then had a drop in my mood. Unfortunately, my boyfriend was home and was quickly devoured by my tsunami of anxiety and depression. A question led to a conversation that led to a discussion that escalated and now things there are weird. We woke up this morning in separate beds.

This is my first pregnancy and his as well. I don't think I am able to articulate my frame of mind accurately to him, don't understand this hormone thing. I am happy about pregnancy but at the same time I am shocked with what I find myself experiencing. Having been a person who was previously in control and now finding myself unable to control things going on inside and with my body. It doesn't feel normal to feel so out of control, to have mood swings and these sleeping fits. I see Rosemary's Baby in an entirely different way now. It is a scarier movie than I thought, I get it now.

Is there anybody out there, who knows what this out of control feeling is all about? How to keep things in perspective so that you don't wind up taking a Greyhound to Nowheresville only to get there and mood swing back into a what have I done moment?

*tera, Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry for that first sentence, this was previously posted on another board.

*tera, Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

i am not a lady but based on my wife's experience, hormones can do some crazy shit in pregnant ladies. for her, things evened out in the second trimester and she was a lot more energetic/cheerful.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

have you talked to yr OB about this?

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link


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