I HATE APPLE

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I can't figure out if and when I should sell aapl. I feel like I should have sold at 400, and now this. Obviously not that much is going to change in the short term day to day, but who knows what will happen when he dies. I guess they have a ridiculous amount of cash though.

the wheelie king (wk), Friday, 26 August 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

looks.... fake?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

i mean obviously he's sick enough to quit as CEO but that there photo don't really look right

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

is he wearing a dress

ice cr?m, Friday, 26 August 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

it's like somebody redacted his clothes with #000000

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck cancer

stet, Friday, 26 August 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

My initial thought was that it looks shopped.

Straight Outta Bill Compton (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 26 August 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

my first thought upon hearing of this resignation was that hes prob at deaths door

ice cr?m, Friday, 26 August 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Not downplaying his situation in any way but the man credited with making technology stylish and desirable is wearing socks and sandals.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

socks and birkenstocks

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 26 August 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

if that's a real picture and he is as sick as he seems I have no doubt he would just want to be physically comfortable at this point. but I think that picture is a little suspicious

akm, Friday, 26 August 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

pic is more than a little suspicious. it's def. been shopped and i can't figure out why they'd want to do what they did.

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 26 August 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Does TMZ normally fake its photos?

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 27 August 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

haha, he looks like Mr. Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

he looks... believably horrible, but yeah the source isn't exactly impeccable: just some rando fifth rate tmz site http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Please to not compare a stupid racist Vegas lounge act to Steve Jobs. Or anyone. Thanks.

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Saturday, 27 August 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

your right mate thats unfair to the lounge act

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 27 August 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

MATE

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah when did TamTam become BRITISH CUNT

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Saturday, 27 August 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WV5Y0.jpg

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

lol internet

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 August 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

New from apple. iCunt

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

Before Apple, the hard truth was that the "inmates ran the asylum," in that products were typically designed by engineers to satisfy their own needs, as opposed to those of the actual consumers of the products.

Moreover, products were designed and marketed according to their "speeds and feeds," checklists of attributes over well-chiseled, highly-crafted outcomes. And it didn't really matter if at each step along the value chain the consumer was disrespected and disregarded.

Ponder for a moment the predecessor to the Apple Store, CompUSA, and what that experience was like versus the new bar for customer service being set by Apple.

http://radar.oreilly.com/2011/08/steve-jobs-legacy-apple.html

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

the other thing about that jobs picture that is suspicious is the idea that a frail, on the verge of death steve jobs would just be hanging around outside posing for pictures in his black skirt or w/e -- dude is one of the most secretive guys on the planet

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

> Before Apple, the hard truth was that the "inmates ran the asylum," in that products were typically designed by engineers to satisfy their own needs, as opposed to those of the actual consumers of the products.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Apple_I_Computer.jpg/250px-Apple_I_Computer.jpg

koogs, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

he says "before apple," he means before the nu-jobs renaissance

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/Inmates-Are-Running-Asylum/dp/0672316498

^ first came out in 99

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

really good book fwiw

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

The intersection of technology and liberal arts

possible translation: the ipad and devices like it have produced computing's equivalent of philosophy or comp lit: an expensive, self-indulgent diversion

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

i forget you're a science guy sometimes.

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

products were typically designed by engineers to satisfy their own needs, as opposed to those of the actual consumers of the products

sometimes "engineers" and "actual consumers" are one and the same, and things like quantum mechanics and the space program and the internet happen. this goes all the way back to fourier and the first engineers.

at the opposite end of the extreme, the two groups have little overlap. that's what you call a "service industry" and unlike "real industry" it doesn't do a whole lot for the long-term prospects of the country.

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not a "science guy", hoos, i'm a "civil servant", and thus a strict utilitarian

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

That is why even though this moment was long anticipated, and while I know that Steve isn't gone (and hopefully won't be anytime soon), yesterday's announcement nonetheless feels like a "Kennedy" or "Lennon" moment, where you'll remember "where you were when ..."

haha wut

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't mean "science guy" derisively, i meant it as "strict utilitarian."

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think so, hoos, i think you're confusing me with a strict rationalist

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

no, a strict rationalist wouldn't call philosophy "self-indulgent."

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

iPad as the signature moment in a brilliant career

The Shins Will Change Your Life

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

lol

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Not Apple, where sacred cows are ground up and served for lunch as standard operating procedure.

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

sick company, brah!

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://radar.oreilly.com/2011/08/25/0811-steve-jobs.jpg

do you remember how zoolander had names for his faces

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

possible translation: the ipad and devices like it have produced computing's equivalent of philosophy or comp lit: an expensive, self-indulgent diversion

ah, yes, philosophy, that notably expensive exercise

Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

A legacy with no equal.

A sentence with no verb.

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

ah, yes, philosophy college, that notably expensive exercise

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

I too long for the dark ages, don't get me wrong

Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

We make things that are easy to use, fun to use

i am picturing derrida saying this

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

or possibly someone who designs learning resources for stupid kids

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

who's beefin and why

dayo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

i'm beefin against SOCIETY

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link


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