annoying habits of your coworkers

"We could... be heroes... just ... for one day"

He also makes strange noises in his throat and if he's not singing walking around muttering "yep.. yep.. yep.. yep.."

I could go on.

yeah, i have it pretty good, comparitively speaking. (this woman here has finally ditched the kelly clarkson, 3 days later).

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS NOT "TAKE", IS IT? IT'S "DRIVE"! "DRIVE"! "DRIVE"!

http://www.sexgoremutants.f9.co.uk/images/head.jpg

Also: 02/06/2005 : "You gotta give me some kind of sandal"(?)

Also the time he was wandering round for days saying "Ginko Biloba" was bizarre.

I think he lost his mind some time ago. God knows how the company keeps going.

ugh

My usually okay co-worker has turned into a raging ass over the past couple of weeks. Everytime you tell him the phone is for him he slams whatever happens to be in his hand at the time (pencil, pen, mouse, whatever) and starts cursing. This is when he's not just randomly throwing things around his desk in frustration.

We get it dude, we're all fucking busy. Deal.

my (female) co-worker stares at my chest indiscreetly when she's talking to me. totally weirds me out.

and annoys me. obv.

ppl exist and i just wanna exist by myself 2day.

aggressive self-importance in the workplace is the worst. well, either that or staring at someone's chest? geez!

This same co-worked also constantly bitches about how he has "too much work to do", yet leaves at 5:00 on the button every single day. Which, whatever, but its annoying when everyone else in the office is routinely pulling 10-12 hour days.

He also shuts down all his programs at 4:50 and sits there with the Windows log off dialog box up on his screen for ten minutes, waiting for 5:00 so he can click 'Log Off'.

"co-worker"

staring at someone's chest? geez!

I often catch our intern looking at my cleavage. But when he sees I notice he quickly looks away. He's 20. I feel bad for his lack of impulse control.

um he needs a punch in the face? the co-worker, not the intern. the intern just needs a girlfriend.

my co-worker is female, straight and has bigger boobs than me, so i don't know what she finds so fascinating.

The fact that yours are smaller? Perhaps she's considering a reduction.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

you're 100% about the first and second details about her?

xpost

i can't be 100% sure (well i could be about the first if i demanded she *prove* it) but i'm 99.9% sure. and she doesn't stare at them in a "i'd like to get my hands/lips on those" kinda way. she just stares. i'm less irritated and more comfortable with the gropings i get from my italian co-workers at the restaurant.

One of my coworkers has an annoying habit of being a biotch.

OK sometimes Coworker: My neice isn't even 2 years old and she knows her alphabet and numbers... and the woman at the daycare center was saying she's exceptionally smart for her age...
Killjoy biotch coworker: You know, that's not always a good thing though.
OK s coworker: What?
Killjoy biotch coworker: A kid being that smart... It can be sign of severe social disorders.

Then today when a coworker was talking about how well-behaved her kid is, Killjoy biotch coworker says, "You know, you really don't want a kid who always does what you ask them to do. No one does. No, seriously. Those are the kids that no one likes."

Pretty offensive, don't you think?

Grow up.

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I'm kinda on the side of killjoy biotch here. Talking about yr kids is super-ultra-annoying. She's just schooling 'em on that fact.

Killjoy biotch sounds like Dwight from the office or something.

There are a few people who sit right by me that seem to go out of their way to not acknowledge me and that really burns me up.

Clipping your nails in your cubicle is simply unacceptable

I used to date a girl who yelled at me whenever I clipped my nails in public. Then, 10 minutes later, she'd ask for the clipper.

Talking about yr kids is super-ultra-annoying.
My coworkers all have their own unique ways of being annoying.

GUY NEXT TO ME: STOP FARTING IN YR SEAT
YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT. GO TO TH EBATHROOM

Well maybe if you left the office occasionally you could get some fresh air.

har har

ok he's like consciously doing it, leaning and everything
hate this dude

does he lean the same way

each time

yes

That is kind of awesome, but I don't have a sense of smell so I am biased.

what colour is his chair? what you need to do (if it's black) is rub brown marker all over the middle of the seat while he's on lunch.
i'm sure you see where this is going.

I had a coworker who would suggest income-inappropriate "enrichment" activities for our clients' children, such as Broadway shows or art classes for children whose families struggled to put food on the table. I'd suggest something like "go to storytime at the library (free,)" and she'd be like "riding lessons are great!" It'd make the clients so uncomfortable.

There is this girl who runs the (short) length of our office hallway. Why?

In my last job one of the accounting girls did that! She was a short bouncy asian lass - very nice and friendly, but very touchy feely and a bit TOO chirpy, and she always fecking ran/bounced everywhere, which made this loud THUMP THUMP noise (nb she was not fat or anything).

i have one of those too. she's a model but thunders like the mighty rhinoceros when she runs!

It's the worst when she wears flip-flops: THUMP-thwack-THUMP-thwack! Makes me wanna string some fishing line between the cubicles...

A friend of mine that I work with will listen to music at her cubicle as she works, which is fine...but she sings along with it, and she has this squealy whiny voice.

What's worse is that she does it with the song on loop for about a half an hour and sings the same passage over and over.

OMG that is kind of awesome, but having grown up in a family of seven, I can tune out and/or appreciate the silliness of such repetitive noise.

OK, the only other person in the building at the moment has been chattering away for constantly for half an hour in the next office. I know he's alone. I know he doesn't have a mobile phone. I know he's not on the landline because all our phones have indicators to show which lines are in use. But he really sounds as though he's having a conversation. WTF?

maybe he's got a tin-can/string phone connection to the building opposite?

Maybe he's watching a video thing?

I have avoided posting on this thread, but can't stand it anymore.

Dude in my office is a trainwreck of a coworker.

We are attorneys. Ergo, our job includes some petty annoyances which you really just need to get over. These can include demolition of your social plans on a semi-regular basis, lack of regard for your social life by coworkers or superiors, long hours, lack of predictability of schedule.

In other words, you need to be flexible and willing to work to make things work.

All I hear is constant bitching about "I was planning on doing this, and this motherfucker gave me an assignment to do that! Fuck him!" or "Damnit, I had to work this weekend." or "Man, I work too hard."

And its always someone else's fault that these things have happened to him. Its never his fault at all.

All this in an office of 10 total people. Dude. People will hear you, whether they want to or not.

SHUT UP!!!!

Now, if this was his only annoying habit, it would be easier to deal with. Some people deal with things by complaining about them. But it isn't. The other stuff:

- He's an only child, and acts like it around the office by assuming that you want to hear every minute detail about whatever he has done or will be doing. In the course of discussing things at the office, I have heard about the following: his girlfriend's repeated urinary tract infections, his dog's incontinence, his mom's overuse of medical marijuana, and several other strains of conversation which are not worth going into.

- Along those same lines, he always assumes that we're going to eat lunch together. Bro, its not elementary school. Sometimes, I just want to eat in silence and stare at the wall. And not have to hear about any of the above-mentioned items.

- He constantly...CONSTANTLY...fiddles with his crotch. Dude.

- His bad breath is overwhelming. Like, by the end of the day, the hallway outside of his office smells like his halitosis.

- In general, he has this overblown sense of entitlement which I just don't get. He is rude to people, short-tempered, and treats subordinates like shit, which they hold against him. All of this seems to stem from the fact that he's an attorney.

Oh, and he overquotes movies incorrectly. All the time.

Along those same lines, he always assumes that we're going to eat lunch together. Bro, its not elementary school. Sometimes, I just want to eat in silence and stare at the wall.

Oh this. It really bugs me when people get all offended when you tell them you just want to eat alone sometimes.

officemate talks constantly on the phone, mostly making plans with family and friends or talking to the fucking CONCIERGE service in her building. I know she's busy and she just moved and all, but fuck. Often I turn around thinking of asking her nicely to go outside and realize she's on the office phone.

Most of these calls have the running theme of "Oh god, I can't be there at that time, I have to work. I work in a law office" etc. YOU COME IN AT 11AM EVERY FUCKING MORNING. YOU CAN WAKE UP EARLY AND LET THE SUPER IN BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

Okay, I don't know if this is a "habit", but this really nice guy moved to the desk behind me and I have discovered that he makes this loud sharp throat-clearing noise every few minutes. It's worst than fingernails on a chalk board. He doesn't smoke or anything. Nervous tic maybe? Hopefully he is getting over illness or something. </vent>

I got headphones in and my coworker always bothers me. Appears behind me randomly. Talks about every call he gets. I've had to tell him to essentially fuck off.

clipping their nails and letting them fly everywhere in this office space

^ this

Co-worker is always late (sometimes massively late).

Well. Couldn't find the other thread but wanted to say the bullying has stopped after I approached her weeks back. She's not nice per se but better. Anyways my manager told me today there's been a culture of toxicity for years and they're trying to fix it. Good news

get rid of the toxic people? what's so confusing

usually the issue isn't recognizing it as much as realizing there's just *so many* toxic people that if you sacked them all at once, the company would have to close for a month

the one thing I always found about toxic people is they rarely expect people to parry, and the few times I have they actually recoiled in shock.

no prouder moment than when I fuckin' faced down one of the top execs in our company after he was being a prick and he just let me.

(not that I recommend that approach, I was v much in dngaf mode)

coworker two months ago: "no man, I swear, you don't need to refrigerate milk because it's pasteurized!"
coworker this week: "Ohhhh my god why do I have such horrible stomach pains?"

Ah ha ha.

This is the thread I need at least as often as the 'stupid, annoying coworkers' thread.

Hey dude who always loudly scats at the urinal: don't do that. You don't need to do that.

i assume you mean scat in the scatman john sense of the word rather than the umm... other sense?

The former, but I would never discount what else a disgusting savage of this ilk might be capable of.

is there a single link I can give to people who put "S" in the middle of every time zone abbreviation, even during daylight saving time?