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OK this is the third thread today where some celebrity is being accused of hermaphrodidic disorders. What the hell?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

come now, who here can honestly say they don't like hermaphrodites?

RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought all celebrities were hermaphrodites. Momus, J0hn, can you confirm?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

OK this is the third thread today where some celebrity is being accused of hermaphrodidic disorders.

That'd be me. I read one article about AIS and pretty soon EVERYone's a hermaphrodite.

gib at work, Friday, 7 October 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"Celebrities"

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Where did Chief White Lotus go? He could have been a valuable datapoint here, too.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon, as awful as it seems, Keira Knightley and Ann Coulter are technically celebrities.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Keira/Ann

The Ghost of EW EW EW EW EW (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Ann Landers is pretty.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

How do you take a wrong and awful slash pairing and make it worse? ASK HUK!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha this thread is funny.

I do find Ann Coulter attractive, I don't know why. It kind of disturbs me, actually.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Keira/Ann/Ann/Grommit

The Ghost of WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

True Confessions:
I had an erotic dream about TRICIA NIXON once. When I was in High School.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

minna is OTM btw

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

She has many "pretty" signifiers but they are put together in a manner I find completely repellant (much like, say, Paris Hilton).

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

she's like cartman's mom, w/ cartman's socio-political views.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Tho' her views be vile and her manner rude
her hair, 'twould seem, is well shampooed.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

True Confessions:
I had an erotic dream about TRICIA NIXON once. When I was in High School.

You know when everyone was talking about how they had a crush on Beth Parker? I was all like, okay, whatever, but NOW I UNDERSTAND.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"Aesthetic choice is a highly individual matter, and aesthetic experience is always a private one. Every new aesthetic reality makes one's experience even more private; and this kind of privacy, assuming at times the guise of literary (or some other) taste, can in itself turn out to be, if not as guarantee, then a form of defense against enslavement. For a man with taste, particularly literary taste, is less susceptible to the refrains and the rhythmical incantations peculiar to any version of political demagogy. The point is not so much that virtue does not constitute a guarantee for producing a masterpiece, as that evil, especially political evil, is always a bad stylist."
--Joseph Brodsky

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

NOW I UNDERSTAND.
Oh my god! Did you have the dream TOO????

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, I just love that you did. Cheers!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://nixonfamily.freeservers.com/box1%5B1%5D.gif

TS: The Nixon Daughters vs The Bush Twins

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

mod v. coked up sorotiy girls: fite

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

She's normal-looking "pretty," sure. Only it's kinda spoiled by this kinda hard-bitten half-crazy quality, the kind of thing that results from, say, long-term drug abuse, Dust Bowl deprivation, or, I dunno, raging demons of eye-clawing post-rational political hatred. I mean, she looks like a regular-pretty person who's gone kinda cracked-out and busted.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Why am I vaguely offended by the Niger / Please joke?

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

well, no, I mean I think the point is that the fact she's Ann Coulter is what is driving the criticism of her looks, not whether or not myself or minna or Ethan or your mom personally find Ann Coulter to be hubba hubba.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Why am I vaguely offended by the Niger / Please joke?

Because it's only vaguely funny?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Possibly it's because fat white children in middle-school geography lessons find nothing funnier than deliberately mispronouncing it "nigger" and then badly feigning ignorance when the teacher corrects them, ignorance belied by the fact that they go on to try pronouncing Nigeria "niggerrhea," oblivious to the fact that there's a half-clever extra joke in that one?

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

(This is reminding me how much I enjoyed doing the same thing with organism / orgasm in 6th grade science.)

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG "niggerhea"

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

It just can't stop producing us!

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

DYING OVER HERE

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I almost blew snapple!

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I last saw that tried with a kid in high school, actually -- the same bright light who got kicked out of English class during a reading of "A Raisin in the Sun" for ending every one of his lines with "DY-NO-MITE!"

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

omg

teeny (teeny), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Labieria.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i just hurt something

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I was always put off a bit by Burkina Faso as it has a bit of pidgen english in the second part.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

DY-NO-MITE!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

laughing at a raisin in the sun, OCOMOGOSIAY, FLAMING SPEAR!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

You laughter makes light of real bigotry. I'm Ghana leave.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

well, what about improving high school AP English class readings of "Lysistrata" or "Oedipus Rex" in the guise of characters from Sherman Helmsley's various sitcoms?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously, this kind of stuff is malignant, not Benin. I'm going Togo.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost sorry for being such a mali factor!!!!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

also, in middle school, i really thought that Togo was pronounced like how you'd order food at Burger King.

XPOST DAMMIT NABISCO

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

mali gnant

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

...holy awesome.

gib@work, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

What about mis-pronouncing shiites as shitties?

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

mudbutt.

chappelle sez, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand why you guys had to Cameroon this thread.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Toodeloo!

gabbneb, Sunday, 10 February 2008 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

one day i WILL hate fuck this woman.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 10 February 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

oh The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall that's really so yesterday in terms of angry response to ann coulter, I thought we were beyond that

are you going to face fuck michael savage at one point too? ("now that you mention it, sure, why not" OH DON'T LIE TO ME)

A B C, Sunday, 10 February 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i do not know who that is. if he's a skinny blonde than maybe, but i'm not promising anything.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 10 February 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

are you going to face fuck michael savage at one point too?

what have you done

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 February 2008 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

guess who's got some new typing coming out:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2316/townhallaug2008sk9.th.jpg

from the frontpage of townhall today

kingfish, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

IF DEMOCRATS HAD ANY BRAINS, THEY'D BE REPUBLICANS

Nice to see someone hired my grandpa to come up with unit-shifting titles.

Z S, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

but but but I'M STILL PRETTY SEE SEE LOOK

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MYosLFTgL.jpg

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In her most controversial and fiercely argued book yet, Ann Coulter calls out liberals for always playing the victim – when in fact, as she sees it, they are the victimizers. In GUILTY, Coulter explodes this myth to reveal that when it comes to bullying, no one outdoes the Left. GUILTY is a mordantly witty and shockingly specific catalog of offenses which Coulter presents from A to Z. And as with each of her past books, all of which were NYT bestsellers, Coulter is fearless in her penchant for saying what needs saying about politics and culture today.

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I like the idea that someone would try and rep for a book with this thesis:

Ann Coulter calls out liberals for always playing the victim – when in fact, as she sees it, they are the victimizers. In GUILTY, Coulter explodes this myth to reveal that when it comes to bullying, no one outdoes the Left.

With this tag:

kills libs dead stomp (1)

nabisco, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

censored by the obama loving media (1)

El Tomboto, Friday, 9 January 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

old video of her getting semi-pwned by Senator-elect Franken

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omg re: racial profiling @ 7:05-ish -- "you can use one of those paint chips for the skin color"

personal fave is pig vomit (6) but we really need a poll

J0hn D., Friday, 9 January 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I was just telling John (husband, not D.) abt this thread today. He said, "BULLSHIT!"

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 9 January 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

She's a hideous skeletor...

Viceroy, Friday, 9 January 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

torn between "holy water to liberal vampires (2)" and "if only i could get pups out of her (1)"

Edward III, Friday, 9 January 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

"faux women (1)"

yungblut, Friday, 9 January 2009 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

has this been discussed? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/11/arts/television/11deba.html

droling lapdogs (hmmmm), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I love that a lot of republicans have turned on her for endorsing Romney.

Nicole, Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

her hands freak me out.

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like Marilyn Manson

Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Sunday, 12 February 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link


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