Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

This is fabulous =)

They have a dossier that alleges Bush considered bombing Al Jarreau.
-- Sororah T Massacre

http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp6.jpg http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp8.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006. (link)

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

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i didn't know where the closest bus stop was

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

-- Sasha (gen.nuisanc...), January 17th, 2006 11:22 PM.

i miss her, and i'm sure i'm not the only one either.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 3:59 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

pablo your sentiments are seconded.

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:04 PM. (jergins) (later) (link)

ask sean hall, it's his board

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:08 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

i'd love to, problem is that he's not around much.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:09 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

Sean said it's cool.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:30 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

so he unbanned her from aja/dante then? problem solved! it's just that simple!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:33 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

she has a sitewide ip ban, can he lift that?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:36 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

yes, just ask him. it'll only work on the aja/dante board though.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

anyone have Sean's email?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 6:20 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

dubpl*test*le@hotmail.com

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:50 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

p.s. are you guys in chicago?

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

Niggaz remember your pic. You look like the kid who collected bugs Marsha brought home in that episode of the Brady Bunch

-- YES YES YALL NATE PATRIN YALL (INTERNETHIPHOP...), January 18th, 2006.

dude's never seen a photo of me, my nose got less hook to it than an Anticon best-of

-- disco violence (discoviolenc...), January 18th, 2006.

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they make a lengthier appearance in google image search
-- mark p (mark.p****...), January 18th, 2006 4:25 PM. (Mark P) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), January 18th, 2006 10:15 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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NEVER FORGET
-- elmo, patron saint of nausea

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006. (later)

That would be ironic, yes.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006. (later)

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Is that some sort of schnapps?

-- Tuomas

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006

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My dad's best friend used to use afro-finish on his hair in 1972.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006 9:58 AM.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

That would be ironic, yes.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

i suspect the hamster will eventually eat you too.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

That would also be ironic.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

how would that be ironic? unless you eat hamsters.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

and then it would eat Alanis Morrisette

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), January 19th, 2006.

Let's not discuss hampsters and me any further, ok?

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

-- phil-anon (ano...), Today 7:43 PM. (later)

That's why you need to stencil your face on it.

-- Dan (Problem Solver) Perry (djp...), Today 7:44 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

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what do i put on my lap now
also

what's the 'real life' equivelent of internet porn.

-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

Answers
theres a french girl two computers away from me and she is having a very loud conversation + cry
-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

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did she break her laptop also?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 19th, 2006.

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no, i think it was just her spirit that was broken, possibly due to a messy break up, or sibling death.
*This is speculation only.

-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

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this is my 9/11
-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

(description of 3 types of Down's Syndrome) ... But those are the only variations of Down's that I know of.

-- Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle_vague@?!?!?!?.c0m), February 28th, 2006 4:56 PM. (noodle vague)

(look, I'm sorry, ok? I couldn't help it, I just rofled, maybe because it was on a serious thread, I don't know)

Answers

legs are broek.
-- gbx (in....) (webmail), March 25th, 2006. (skowly) (later)

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rjg otm
-- ken c (pykachu10...), March 21st, 2006.

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you fools
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

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quite
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.

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haha, you fool
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

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i said QUIET
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.

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what a fool...
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), March 25th, 2006.

Unless you're in prison.

-- M. White (boeldie...), March 25th, 2006.

Yeah, well, people shouldn't be afraid of sex, but it doesn't mean that people who are don't have legitimate fears and shouldn't be treated with respect and dignity! Being harsh on this guy isn't going to make him any less terrified. The guy could obviously use a little more support and straight talk, and a little less condescending snark.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 25th, 2006.

You're just mad because I made the awesome "closet slut" joke before you could.

-- Dan (Admit It) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), March 25th, 2006.

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), October 2nd, 2002.

-- meth lab for doug flutie (nutramentmik...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006 10:47 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

-- It is the nineties, and there is time for Curt1s. (curtis.stephen...), March 26th, 2006 9:27 PM. (Curtis Stephens)

(mainly for ESTEBAN's cartoon lunk)

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), March 27th, 2006.

I'm a little bothered by how very DV it looks; wasn't cremaster 3 shot on film?

-- kyle (akmonda...), March 26th, 2006.

i think it was actually shot on an organic laminate constructed of his own intestines

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), March 26th, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...), March 27th, 2006 5:00 PM. (Jordan) (later)

lois is hot - she is sexy and horny, and perte's friend fancy her a lot,
but her daughter is ecen better!
whats her name? forgot.

btw,anyone who think family guy is bad is 1.not my friend 2.should be band to planet mars.

-- dersde (...), Sunday.

-- Alba (albab...), March 28th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

-- nicky lo-fi (ilmforsur...), March 28th, 2006.

-- send your men of science quick (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 10:07 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (later) (link)

It's spring 2006 and I say EXCELSIOR to all you rofflers