Law and Order: Search and Destroy

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Then she came out of the closet.

"Then" should have been "Because of that"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Is this because I'm a lesbian?"
"Oh, no no no."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link

No, Serena, it's beacuse you totally suck and are a robot.

The twists become so much more interesting when you consider the rumors concerning her and Dick Wolf!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Ew.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

wolf dick!

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I only saw the last 10 minutes and I thought the lesbian thing must be something that everyone else knew about but I'd never caught on to but you're telling me this was supposed to be some kind of surprise? I laughed out loud when she said that.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking Sides: Lamest Exit of the Lamest L&O Character

Benjamin Bratt's "I just want to be THERE for her, man..." versus Elizabeth Rohm's "This isn't because I'm a lesbian, is it?" "Of course not!" [thoughtfully] "Good.....Good."

FITE!

Joe (Joe), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

omg annie parisse swooooooooon!!

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

ok probably corollary effect of the joys of a rohmless episode, but damn.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link

she is hot. nice to have a black haired beauty.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

and fluid unstilted sentences spoken below a low shout! it's almost too much for my little heart to take.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

That was still a shitty episode though...that bullshit 5-minute long description of a scene from The Third Man as a legal strategy? Come on.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah that was weak. and it made mr counterfeit man cry!

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

That plan would've really backfired if dude HADN'T seen the "The Third Man."

"Yeeeaaahhh...I really don't know what you're talking about."

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

They should have had someone playing a zither.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I am so stoked: the latest promo for CI ACTUALLY USES THE PHRASE "a deadly game of cat and mouse."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I like when actors that are on The Wire show up randomly on Law & Order.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
the latest regular L&Os are cheesy, aren't they? Dennis Farina + dude from the Sopranos go all NYPD Blue on the perps (or at least they did on the last one), it's just weird and kind of lame.

SVU hasn't been as entertaining since Oz went off the air.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I TELL HIM I DO LIKE LORENA BOBBITT

gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

SNIP SNIP

gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

jack mccoy promoted!!

Linus Roache has joined the cast of NBC's "Law & Order" as the new assistant district attorney who succeeds Jack McCoy (Sam Waterston) after McCoy's promotion to DA.

Roache is one of two major casting additions to the police drama this season, joining Jeremy Sisto, whose character replaced Milena Govich's Detective Nina Cassady.

It's a reunion for Sisto and Roache, who starred together on NBC's "Kidnapped" last season.

maura, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

well the opening line which runs along with the up-the-scale "da-da-da-dum-dummmm" is "Law and Order show," you can probably figure out the rest from there
-- J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, July 10, 2003 3:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Law and Order show
Law and Order show, now
Law and Order show ...

Okay so first comes the law part
And then comes the order part
First we'll arrest them and
Then we'll indict them and THEN ...

(there is gonna be a twi - ist)

And it'll BLOW YOUR MIND
Law and Order show...

nabisco, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ awesome

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

omg nabisco that's almost exactly what we sing:

"Law and Order show
the Law and order show
Law and Order show
the Law and order show

first comes the law part, then comes the order part
it's the law and order show
a special law and order show"

then lay out and allow the band to groove, maybe adlib "order show" at some point

J0hn D., Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

has the l&o theme been sampled anywhere? IF NOT WHY NOT

gff, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

my brother and I have improvised many verses over the opening theme, but "GONNA GET SOME JUSTICE" is a recurring line

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

My favorite part is where you pause before the Raunchy Guitar Lick and then go ... "there is gonna be a TWI - ist."

(triplet melisma on "there" is optional)

nabisco, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

You also kind of have to make your voice lilty and clarinet-like for the "first comes the law part" part. Imitating the instruments is key.

nabisco, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah on the ad-lib-ish "ORder part" near the end you gotta get yr al jarreau on

J0hn D., Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

so is this a good show or what? I feel like I've watched thousands of hours cumulatively and haven't ever once paid attention.

tremendoid, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

has the l&o theme been sampled anywhere? IF NOT WHY NOT

"Nas pays $2 million for Neptunes beat"

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I also finally heard the tame "disco" remix of the theme song they used for L&O: Trial By Jury. Bizarro.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i never put words in, i only sing the guitar part (with feeling!)

tehresa, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

so is this a good show or what? I feel like I've watched thousands of hours cumulatively and haven't ever once paid attention.

-- tremendoid, Thursday, 30 August 2007

ban this tard

strongohulkington, Friday, 31 August 2007 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I have never watched this. Obviously I am missing something, yes?
-- jess, Monday, September 10 2001

haha 9/11 really DID change everything!

strongohulkington, Friday, 31 August 2007 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

god i miss amateurist

J.D., Friday, 31 August 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

did anyone else see the AWESOME svu about the girl with turners syndrome?

jessie monster, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

YES

elan, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I feel like I've watched thousands of hours cumulatively and haven't ever once paid attention ==> this strikes me as a testament to everything amazing about this program, actually

I'm still anti-SVU, though. It just always winds up gross. It's like they can't come up with actual plot twists, so instead the twist is always "and it gets even more depraved than you ever suspected." You spend 35 minutes figuring the father was molesting his daughter, and then they're all "but MOM was in on it, and they were actually trying to impregnate her at home using a turkey baster!"*

* = genuine half-remembered SVU episode

nabisco, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Another big difference is that the svu detectives (especially benson/stabler) take. each. crime. personally.

I feel when CI goes into 5-days-a-week syndication this fall on fox I'll have to force myself not to watch every day.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 31 August 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I've seen that SVU like five times! xpost.

I like SVU more because I like Benson and Belzer and Ice-T and B.D. MOTHERFUCKING WONG way more than anyone on regular L&O since Orbach went to the great precinct in the sky (RIP).

jessie monster, Saturday, 1 September 2007 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^^Yes

C0L1N B..., Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco you better show respect to mariska hargitay right now or there will be beef

J0hn D., Saturday, 1 September 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i love that benson and stabler take it so personally and yeah rip orbach. he was an eye donor! hahahahaha. but yeah, nabisco otm as usual but i still love svu best.

tehresa, Saturday, 1 September 2007 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

whoa brad dourif! michael mckean!

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

oh and the new cast and stuff

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

brad dourif is fucking awessssssommmmmee

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

they've got s. epatha out in the field in ep2 here, i like it

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:05 (sixteen years ago) link

If Fred Thompson agreed to appoint Sam Waterson as Attorney General, would you be more inclined to vote for him?

I say an empathic yes.

Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link


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