The long overdue _Blade Runner_ thread

-- sun ra's "space is the place" - few things are better than this movie
-- a clockwork orange - sure
-- fantastic planet - eh maybe
-- forbidden planet - sure
-- holy mountain - sure
-- thx 1138 - gtfo
-- videodrome - def. on the level of bladerunner
-- war of the worlds w/ tom cruise - GTFO x 1000000
-- zardoz - this is a silly, fun movie but come on now

I feel like SF stuff often uses that clunky 'quick explain the backstory and get it over with' thing

I can pretty much tell you whether or not I will like a sci-fi work based on how much explication is in it. (the main reason I thought Inception was so terrible, for ex)

i LOVE fantastic planet

whoa!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crc5Ldkv4VU

i also really like THX-1138 a lot, though i don't watch it in the same way i watch blade runner

when blade runner is on i can do nothing else but look at blade runner. there are def parts of THX-1138 that i get up and wander out during. i also really like some parts of the remaster - like the new robot factory FX - and really don't like some parts of the remaster - the car chase additions.

zardoz is sort of like blade runner, can't do anything else but watch zardoz when it's on. you're right though, it wears thin. i just put it there because i put barbarella on the list first, decided that was too obvious.

i would put up a barbarella poster in my house before a blade runner poster

zardoz is cool for the first half while it's total WTF, sags during the big reveal, and the violence at the end is just yawnsome. it is sort of like dawn of teh dead in reverse.

i would put up a poster of this though

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/blade-runner-city-01.jpg

war of the worlds i just put on there because a) it's a really good movie and b) i want to be open to new mainstream sci-fi not sucking, even remakes. i thought even "day the earth stood still" had some worthwhile moments.

though i've stayed far away from the new planet of the apes stuff

i wonder what the blade runner reboot will be like

gaspar noe's "through a scanner darkly"

dude, the new apes movie rules.

apart from one neat ideas (the nanobot thing) the day the earth stood still remake was probably the worst movie i've ever seen. yeah, i'm being hyperbolic.

idea, singular. uuuurrrrghhhhhhh

agree that war of the worlds was pretty good though. except for the ending with the totally dead son being alive, that was soooo heinous.

So, in re Blade Runner 2:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/05/17/ridley-scott-opens-up-about-prometheus-kick-ass-women-and-blade-runner-2.html

What about the rumored Blade Runner sequel?

Funny enough, I started my first meetings on the Blade Runner sequel last week. We have a very good take on it. And we’ll definitely be featuring a female protagonist.

Oi, Scott, No!

Bladerunner 2: Bladerunnerer

This scares me

Blade Runner 2: Replicant Boogaloo

Bladerunner 2: The Things He's Seen

(about the Tannhäuser Gate c-beams and the burning attack ships off Orion's shoulder and stuff - maybe the fires of Orc too)

surely it will be blade runner: the bladerunniest

Bladerunner 2: Rise of the Ganymedean Slime Molds

Bla2erunner: Follow That Unicorn!

Bladerunner 2: Dark of the Smog

Bladerunner 2: Cherished Memories of Sean Young In Furs

Blade Runnerer
2 Blade 2 Runner

Blades Runner

Episode V: The Replicant Strikes Back

stopmenow

Blade Ran

The Loneliness of the Long-Blade Runner

Cool Blade Runnings, about a Jamaican replicant bobsledder.

Blade Runner Alexanderplatz

lol

actually, i always think the original is funny too, cuz it sounds like berlin alexanderpants

Leon (The Unprofessional)

i hear scott wants to shake it up a bit and have it take place in a post-civilization post-apocalypse landscape à la the road. glade runner.

Rick and Rachels' Bogus Journey

Let's Run It Again

(labored sequel joke)

Hasbro Presents: Blade Runner Candy Land

Mr. Deckard Goes to Washington

For a Few Runners More

The Good, The Bad, and The Replicant

i keep trying to find one that i can cram "skinjobs" into, but you know, that's about the only fake slur i can think of that seems legitimately offensive. everything i try comes off more gross than funny.

Replicant on a Hot Tin Roof

okay, now that i've thought about it bunch, it sounds funny after all

The Once and Future Skinjob
Skinjob Cowboy
Weekend at Skinjobs

etc.

My tie-in product idea already exists :-(

http://www.mowersdirect.com/Ariens-911156-Lawn-Mower/p3306.html

Debbie Does Tyrell Corporation

i think you're just making these up

Wet Blade American Runner

Run! or my mom will shoot!