Sex Droughts

and to trim my nose hair.

^^ pro tip

but if you buy a bunch of unrelated items along with the condoms and lube, one might think that they aren't unrelated items, y'know?

whipped cream, cucumbers, baby oil, bear mace

Yeah, when you got up with a bunch of assorted things PLUS a box of condoms, everyone in the world knows you just came to the store for condoms.

yo they are selling vibration rings in your neighborhood drugstore now

do not include cat food, tapioca pudding and children's toys with your condom purchase

...im wearing ben sherman and levis...

good call, bro!

―  (gr8080), Thursday, September 1, 2011 3:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha was abt to post this, d-40 approved

Just wear a shit-eating grin ffs. At least you'll look like you're getting some.

Do women care if men are "getting some"? The whole idea behind giving people you want to attract the impression that you've already attracted someone else is confusing me. I understand wanting to show that others find you attractive but I don't get the whole swirl of myth and legend about looking like you're already getting laid.

ime ppl dont like to think you're sleepin around a lot, more that u have many options but happened to select this particular person out of them ... we want 2 be chosen

Yes!

i would say that women (and probably to a degree the other way around) like the idea that the man has the *option* to sleep around but elects not to

as a big gendered generalization

Yes yes I get that. Just bouncing off of M White's post about looking like you're getting some, and I have noticed/heard that expressed before like it's a good thing for other women to see you in that light. I think that's weird. Maybe I've misunderstood the message all this time?

they have all these weird ones now, built in cock rings with vibration...WTF is that.

If you're talking about those things that Trojan sells, the cock ring isn't built in, it's more of a cock ring with a condom included in the package so that they can be sold at Wal-Mart.

Had a great time, there was no sex...thank god. I am not ready for that.

That sounds good enough! Glad you had a great time, it's wonderful you can experience that already!

awesome ~ ~

very cool girl, a plus for me was that she loves Explosions in the Sky...

^^a plus, but the real test comes if you see them live. amount of eyes closed-swaying is crucial info imo

^^ otm, to this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzIK5FaC38w

Good time ahead man! :)

we are seeing them together on 10-5.

gotta agree with you there gukbe, really crucial info.

>>i have to buy condoms, i haven't bought condoms in 15 years either. do i buy lube...haha. oh man, im like a 14 year old.

> i think they are pretty much the same as they were 15 years ago.

I have to give the manufacturers some credit here - I think condoms have improved considerably since I was a teenager. The better ones are noticeably thinner and convey more sensation than the ones the ones they made 15 or 20 years ago. Although I'm always irked at the "feels like you're not wearing anything at all" claims which everyone knows are bunk.

Re: vibrating rings - never used one, nor the more common non-vibrating versions, but it seems like it would hurt....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agtYIZLNUoo

Trojan's (and Durex's) vibrating rings are pretty flimsy, but fun for a while. Trojan has a nice fingertip vibrator out, too.

I've seen those too. Haven't bought one (but this being ILTMI, would welcome any tips on how to best put it to use on my partner from someone who has!), though i'm just stoked that you can now buy a finger vibe at the local 24-hour corner shop. Until last year they were sold in a section of the aisle euphemistically labeled "family planning" - maybe that applies to condoms, but lubes, cock rings, and finger vibes have nothing to do with planning anyone's family. The sign now reads "planning & protection" - some progress, I guess. With every little step like these, I feel prudishness is losing its grip on our culture and more people are embracing the idea that sexuality is normal, healthy, and to be encouraged.

The Brits are way ahead of us though. You can walk into a Boots pharmacy and buy one of these. A heated, waterproof, multi-position vibrator is cool enough on its own merits, but what really impresses me is that a multimillion-dollar electronics purveyor better known for their flat-screen TVs decided to make vibrators and proudly sell them under their own brand name. If you're thinking "hey, what about the Hitachi Magic Wand", nope that doesn't count, because they try to pass them off as massagers for your sore neck muscles. But the Philips vibe promo sheet makes it clear on how it's meant to be used. One more setback for prudes everywhere. I'm not sure this would fly in the US. Too bad, because I want one!

Philips is Dutch though, this is just another area where we're importing their expertise. All this stuff's just appeared in our shops without any fanfare too, first I knew of it was doing my weekly shop in Asda a couple of years back and being confronted by a rack of the things.

I buy my condoms at a sex shop; they're the Crown Skinless ones, and most drugstores don't sell them. So that's why. Also I like looking at the nasty lingerie.

Those fingertip vibrators are a bit too mild for clitoral stimulation; they're really good for other places though, and they're wonderful for fingering someone (or yourself.)

Clitoral sensitivity varies a lot; I don't think it's a good idea to try to offer general advice in this area...

2 wisks

closing in on 52 wisks :(

kind of mad at how close i came to breaking the drought last night w/o actually seeing much precipitation in the end

drip drip

ew

obie trice real name no gimmicks

*wishes that the dog hadn't chewed up her finger vibrator*

Maybe your dog wants you to buy something that *is* good for clitoral stimulation....

Rain has almost fallen three times in the last four weeks.

oh it hasnt actually been 2 wisks for me i just like saying 2 wisks

2 wisks

i met someone. I attended a wedding this weekend and spent the weekend with a girl who made me feel like i haven't felt in 16 years. Today im like a pile of mush. She lives in Philly. We spent the entirety of Saturday night talking until the sun came up, i feel like a 17 year old boy. I didn't realize it was possible to feel this way again. Im petrified.

Ah man that's great!

Feeling like a 17 year old boy again can be petrifying yet so ecstatic as well :-)

my mind is just going crazy and its so weird to have my heart feel this way too. Its been a long time.

awesome thebingo.

Make it last!

grumble grumble

think im heading down to see her next week. Condom buying begins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEe2t3nRB9U

Good luck :-)