OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

HATE A COWMAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON

going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

JOSIP TITO » BENEVELENTE DIKTÂTOR//JAZZTEACHAIRE @@ SPINGFEILD SCHO0LE• HELP SOLVE MURDRE OF «MASTER BURNDS» • JASZZ ENSEMBEL//SECRIT POLECE

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

classic material imo

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

was gonna post it to buddhist thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

was gonna post it to every thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

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morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson

actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/5hGp5.jpg

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

lmbo whiney

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Let's see if I got this right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&feature=related

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some of these guys are p funny i think!!

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah totes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

I like wolfpupy

MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo

science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

good plot twist today

crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

Nah jumped the shark

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^^

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

This is so great! Took me a while to get Alvaysgreenstreete.

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

I thought he was gonna fold the account in such a lame ass way. as for the titular question, I once thought it was J Chastain, as he was one of the very first followers and kept retweeting the early tweets, but I guess it's not him

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

and theres totally an easily identifiable house style, whats up w/that

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

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Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

it is a huge Internet forum thing. It is like ilx and metafilter went back in time and created some sort of monstrous general interest and Internet comedy forum and charged $10 to join. Now less relevant than 4chan in the lulz space.

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

Xp

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

xxp well their forums are around for like 10 yrs now and they developed a big community with quite a distinctive sense of humour and style of posting. I used to lurk a lot on SA forums, back when PHIZ (hipster shitposting subforum) was available to read for free, but I'm glad I wasn't stupid enough to pay 10$ for a damn account. ILXOR has the same for free.

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's like 4chan was actually funny and wasn't anonymous

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

the creator of the kickstarter is “robert cassidy”

mh, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:43 (eight months ago) Permalink

No results found for “robert cassidy” "da share zone".

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:23 (eight months ago) Permalink

i think dasharezone was originally a few of the old guard 'weird twitter'/post-SA-forums people? not sure whos running it these days but it definitely started with a few different 'voices' a couple of which felt all too familiar to me

ciderpress, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

who do u think it was

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:53 (eight months ago) Permalink

@Arr is the one i suspect the most

ciderpress, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:58 (eight months ago) Permalink

hmm

Gotta get in da z0ne https://t.co/V9CVKKwOS9

— Mortiissey (@Arr) January 22, 2018

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:03 (eight months ago) Permalink

'weird twitter'/post-SA-forums

ah let’s fess up, we mostly mean fyad

mh, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:07 (eight months ago) Permalink

i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison)

i hope not fuck him

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 06:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

didnt realize ppl had strong opinions about the toothpaste guy. he seems fine, i guess tweeting about webcomics all the time is sort of annoying. ok i'll unfollow him

flopson, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 07:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

he does married to the sea too right? a couple years ago my girlfriend at the time mentioned that he'd blocked her on twitter years ago and she had no idea why, had never interacted with him. so i tweeted at him that story and then he blocked me. lol. i used to have like 3 married to the sea t-shirts in middle/early high school.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 07:10 (eight months ago) Permalink

sucks

flopson, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 07:24 (eight months ago) Permalink

no its funny

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 07:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

seem to remember that drew guy being really trigger happy with the block button. I wouldn’t take it personally

mh, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

this isn't weird twitter but it's twitter and it's really weird

https://twitter.com/planetjuneberry/with_replies

goole, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:46 (seven months ago) Permalink

sometimes you come across something so out there you just have to tell people

there are a lot of videos. mar1ssa vibes.

goole, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:47 (seven months ago) Permalink

lol

flopson, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:30 (seven months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

ok one more:

elon musk has a lot of sad ass devotees, but here's one who uhh considers him one of the egyptian gods?

https://twitter.com/AKHENATOBI

(warning: often nsfw)

goole, Thursday, 28 June 2018 04:30 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

should i cop

https://thehyv.shop/products/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls-shirt

goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:29 (four months ago) Permalink

i WHEEZED lmaooooooooooo

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 20:34 (four months ago) Permalink

ooh that's a good one

I haven't worn it yet but I bought one that says
TOSCHE STATION

POWER CONVERTERS

but I'm a big nerd

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:52 (four months ago) Permalink

lol i had to look that up. that's pretty good.

the king has to be this one tho:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86364487.7810/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u4.jpg

goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:05 (four months ago) Permalink

oh yeah, the smooth one is very classic

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (four months ago) Permalink

hahahaha these are the best genre of clothes

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (four months ago) Permalink

the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:16 (four months ago) Permalink

Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:44 (four months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:37 (two months ago) Permalink

i bought the dril book and i have no regrets

vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:44 (two months ago) Permalink

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:09 (two months ago) Permalink

my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:12 (two months ago) Permalink

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:27 (two months ago) Permalink

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:28 (two months ago) Permalink

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:34 (two months ago) Permalink

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:54 (two months ago) Permalink

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (two months ago) Permalink


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