OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (seven years ago) link

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sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (seven years ago) link

tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (seven years ago) link

classic material imo

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) link

was gonna post it to buddhist thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (seven years ago) link

was gonna post it to every thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (seven years ago) link

milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (seven years ago) link

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morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) link

I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (seven years ago) link

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (seven years ago) link

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (seven years ago) link

part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson

actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (seven years ago) link

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/5hGp5.jpg

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (seven years ago) link

This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (seven years ago) link

http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (seven years ago) link

Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (seven years ago) link

which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (seven years ago) link

lmbo whiney

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (seven years ago) link

hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (seven years ago) link

Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (seven years ago) link

Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (seven years ago) link

OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (seven years ago) link

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (seven years ago) link

Let's see if I got this right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&feature=related

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (seven years ago) link

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some of these guys are p funny i think!!

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (seven years ago) link

yeah totes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (seven years ago) link

"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (seven years ago) link

I like wolfpupy

MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (seven years ago) link

yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (seven years ago) link

wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo

science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

good plot twist today

crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Nah jumped the shark

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:27 (seven years ago) link

^^^^

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:30 (seven years ago) link

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This is so great! Took me a while to get Alvaysgreenstreete.

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:32 (seven years ago) link

I thought he was gonna fold the account in such a lame ass way. as for the titular question, I once thought it was J Chastain, as he was one of the very first followers and kept retweeting the early tweets, but I guess it's not him

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) link

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) link

and theres totally an easily identifiable house style, whats up w/that

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) link

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) link

it is a huge Internet forum thing. It is like ilx and metafilter went back in time and created some sort of monstrous general interest and Internet comedy forum and charged $10 to join. Now less relevant than 4chan in the lulz space.

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:03 (seven years ago) link

Xp

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:04 (seven years ago) link

xxp well their forums are around for like 10 yrs now and they developed a big community with quite a distinctive sense of humour and style of posting. I used to lurk a lot on SA forums, back when PHIZ (hipster shitposting subforum) was available to read for free, but I'm glad I wasn't stupid enough to pay 10$ for a damn account. ILXOR has the same for free.

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:05 (seven years ago) link

it's like 4chan was actually funny and wasn't anonymous

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Something Awful is a web forum that contains cool creative people and also shitty internet nerds, and also some cool creative shitty internet nerds.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Something Awful is something on the internet.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:14 (seven years ago) link

whats up w/their twitter style, do they post like that on the site too, if so where and wtf is the deal

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:15 (seven years ago) link

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=115 FYAD Goldmine, for your reading pleasure

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:22 (seven years ago) link

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
¤¤¤ I AM BECOUME ««BARTE»» ,, DESTR•OIYER OFV }WORLDESZ{ ¤¤¤
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ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:32 (seven years ago) link

frogbs came from something awful, fyi

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (seven years ago) link

the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:16 (one year ago) link

Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:44 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:37 (ten months ago) link

i bought the dril book and i have no regrets

vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:44 (ten months ago) link

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:09 (ten months ago) link

my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:12 (ten months ago) link

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:27 (ten months ago) link

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:28 (ten months ago) link

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:34 (ten months ago) link

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:54 (ten months ago) link

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:30 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 6:38 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:43 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just want to say that i was correct itt

so drew toothpaste is da share z0ne admin right

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 28, 2018

confirmed pic.twitter.com/5smfXNJ2vu

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 29, 2018

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:02 (seven months ago) link

there are a few contributors i think

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:12 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

apparently a bunch of guys ran the "da share z0ne" account on here, then one guy flipped out & removed everyone from it because one of them was talking to his wife, anyway point is I've been laughing for the last two days at "da share my wife z0ne"

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 19, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:48 (five months ago) link

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for da share z0ne to ever again tweet without anybody replying "da share my wife z0ne"

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:30 (five months ago) link

da share z1ne

flopson, Monday, 11 February 2019 21:41 (five months ago) link

lol

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:54 (five months ago) link

weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy

Dan I., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:59 (five months ago) link

thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:00 (five months ago) link

Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:23 (five months ago) link

that tweet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:34 (five months ago) link

seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:35 (five months ago) link

Fuck him

flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (two months ago) link

https://twitter.com/TjGrocery

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (two months ago) link

what on earth

goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (two months ago) link

https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL

ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (two months ago) link

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (two months ago) link

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (two months ago) link


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