Things women shouldn't find sexy but do

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*inches slowly away*

Aww *sulk*

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Alan Rickman's finest hour was playing the Sherrif of Nottingham in Robin Hood -Prince of Thieves. It's one of those rites of passage crush. As you grow older you move from Christian Slater as Will Scarlett to Alan. The Star Wars Luke-Han transition is similar.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:52 (eighteen years ago) link

@lex thomson on c4 news when he's doing his paxo mini-me thing - cor!

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I couldn't watch Robin Hood, though. I mean ... he had a BEARD. Not a dirty dronerock beard, but a full on "Medieval Evil Bastard" beard.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Tony Robinson was a better Sheriff of Nottingham.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:01 (eighteen years ago) link

haven't read the whole thread, but surely i'm not the first to say "boys that are dull & moronic, but good-looking"?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:02 (eighteen years ago) link

But that type of woman doesn't post to ILx Greg... They are reading heat under their desks instead.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:04 (eighteen years ago) link

They should do a switch, and have Alan Rickman present Time Team for a season. He would be so... droll and world-weary. "Another Roman coin... oh the suspense is simply killing me..."

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

... weak now.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm not convinced.

xxpost, obv. Rickman + Time Team = unbeatable.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe we can hire Alan Rickman to be in all our videos being all hott and smouldering, so we can make out with him and...

Damn, Texas beat us to it! :-(

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:10 (eighteen years ago) link

http://cornerstorecomics.com/images/af_hhgttg_marvin.jpg

Hot or Not?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Chibi stormtrooper?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Not. Robot sex does nothing for me. Add N to X were wrong.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Not even Jude Law in AI robot sex? OK, mind you, I find Jude Law criminally NOT-hott, but still.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:17 (eighteen years ago) link

see, the Jude Law fawning proves my point upthread.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Alan Rickman is such a terrible ham. Marvin would never be so uncool.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:24 (eighteen years ago) link

What fawning? I said I find him criminally NON-hott. I think I'd rather chew my own vagina off than find him attractive. In fact, just about the only way I was ever even lead into finding him vaguely attractive was those ads where he was in bed with Ewan MacGregor. In which case, it was all WHO CARES??!?! He's in bed with Ewan MacGregor!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:25 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah. sorry. red mist. handsome guys give me red mist.
i see "jude law" in print and snap.
who am i kidding? it's green mist, isn't it?
*runs off, crying*

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never found Jude Law hot either. He looks like he's genetically engineered or something... Too spotless!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Bit plastic Jude Law, looks like he'd just have a smooth area where his genitals should be.

In other sexy-but-don't-want-it-to-be news: Alex James.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:36 (eighteen years ago) link

B-b-but Alan Rickman also had a smooth area in the place of his genitals! In Dogma!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex James is fat and has a beard now, and wears Burberry farmers' jackets.

And is STILL hotttness incarnate.

OTOH, Jared Harris naked.

x-post ROTFLMAO!!!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Even i think Alex James is hott, although I'd like to be him rather than (Mr Idler Special Shed Correspondent and rare breed apple grower). He had less beard on university challenge (grumble grumbl I'm not allowed a beard).

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link

You could tie your dreads round the front!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:57 (eighteen years ago) link

But that was a film Tuomas! Jude Law has it in real life and Sadie, Sienna and Daisy are all being paid mad sums of money to pretend he can actually have sex. Just proves that Sienna Miller can actually act.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I doubt the quality of your showbiz gossip.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

wha? that shit is GOLD.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

OTOH that story about Jack Black having two penises is strangely compelling.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link

But but... I wanted to buy Ed's dreads to make sideburns with. (Or was that the extra bits of Ned's hair, Cannot remember through drunkenness.)

I'm also trying to make up my mind on whether Jared Harris's droopy Russian Bandit mustache is hott or not. I think I only found it so because he was naked at the time.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link

if my girlfriend could post here, she would say 'fictional mobsters'.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link

being gagged and bound

― egg but no bacon, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jude Law is pretty good looking (and therefore doesn't belong on this thread). Better looking than alan rickshaw (who therefore does). As you were.

― egg but no bacon, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

You'd have to be bound and gagged to find Jude Law better looking than Alan Rickman! Nutter!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i second that.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link

well, as an experiment, I'll let you gag me and tie me up to see who I think is better looking then.

(thinks: should not post this!)

(posts anyway)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

ha ha, like you'd let *me* bind and gag you!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Take me to the haven of your bed / Was something that you never said.

Rather, "Can we go inside now?" to mean less.

― youn, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link

ha ha, like you'd let *me* bind and gag you!

Is there a reason why I shouldn't? ;-)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Is a certain male bodily fluid sexy? Do I even have to ask?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Generally, no. Only in very specific cases. I'd have to be really, really, really into a guy before I found his bodily fluid sexy.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:30 (eighteen years ago) link

what? like his piss?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

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