yeah they have pretty good deals on used condoms imo
― iatee, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
slightly scratched...
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
VG++
― sorry for party blogging (D-40), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
loll
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 September 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
VG = very girthy
― (gr8080), Saturday, 17 September 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
posts you immediately regret.
― (gr8080), Saturday, 17 September 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
i lold
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 September 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
very girthy ++
so heading to see this girl this weekend. Told her my friends were living vicariously through me, her response "are they getting laid this weekend?" the mother fucking drought is soon to be over my friends!
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
cheers!
― Trip Maker, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
Oohh she sounds like a keeper alright :-)
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
im gonna rub out all week. build up my stamina....
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
I try not to wank for 2-3 days beforehand if I think I'm getting laid.
― skrillex pretend (The Reverend), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
different strokes for different folks
or lack thereof
― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
try? do you succeed?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
^^ new TMI poll material imho
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
lol, "can you keep yr filthy perverted hands away from yr junk for more than a day?"
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/272909002.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
im not even gonna get my pants off before i blow a load.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
i support this wanking poll.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, September 19, 2011 12:44 PM Bookmark
Sometimes, sometimes not?
― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
NOT A GOOD LOOK
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
I usual
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
enthusiasm isn't too bad of a look
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
I usually try to hold off a day or two if I'm anticipating, though sometimes I wank the morning of and still have no probz coming like 2 or 3 times if the sex is good enough.
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
xp um when it leads to PE it is
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
12 hours until penis meets vag.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
Tbf, it's not that hard to just wash your hands.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
Don't blow it, dude! I am psyched for you!!
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
I think I have been overindulging and wonder if like a month-long break from sex would be beneficial and help me focus energy on greater things or something
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
greater things?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
omg thebingo, good luck!
― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
A month is a big break for you?! damn. impressive Mr. D.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
It's... yeah. I haven't gone more than a month since like May of last year
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
I asked a girl out last night. She said yes!the gathering storm
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
Sweet mother of god. I'm back baby.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
ugh, can you americans stop using the word "wank" -- have some dignity, for christ's sake
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
Bingo, bingo!
― ljubljana, Monday, 26 September 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
Fantastic weekend. Got to see elbow, panda bear and hump.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
J0rd, I've been indulgent of "wank" since this film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_NXbtkMDDw
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
Is "wank" considered a Briticism? It seems preferable to any other term for it. There's a certain non-transgressional offhandedness about it that I like. Saying "jack off" makes you sound like a teenager.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
"serial masturbator" has the clinical charm that britishisms lack
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
we said "jerk off" in Jersey
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link
"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
lol i think you have to assume the risk of sounding like a teenager when talking about masturbating
― een, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:35 (twelve years ago) link
and yes "wank" is a total briticism -- have you ever heard an american ever refer to anyone else as a "wanker"?
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:37 (twelve years ago) link
LET THE CHEST BUMPING COMMENCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 September 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
haha! Have to admit, had a little trouble at first...first person i've been with in 16 years.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
did she forgive you??
― frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
just like riding a bicycle, amirite?
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link