Sex Droughts

i support this wanking poll.

try? do you succeed?

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, September 19, 2011 12:44 PM Bookmark

Sometimes, sometimes not?

im not even gonna get my pants off before i blow a load.

NOT A GOOD LOOK

I usual

enthusiasm isn't too bad of a look

I usually try to hold off a day or two if I'm anticipating, though sometimes I wank the morning of and still have no probz coming like 2 or 3 times if the sex is good enough.

xp um when it leads to PE it is

12 hours until penis meets vag.

lol, "can you keep yr filthy perverted hands away from yr junk for more than a day?"

Tbf, it's not that hard to just wash your hands.

Don't blow it, dude! I am psyched for you!!

I think I have been overindulging and wonder if like a month-long break from sex would be beneficial and help me focus energy on greater things or something

greater things?

omg thebingo, good luck!

A month is a big break for you?! damn. impressive Mr. D.

It's... yeah. I haven't gone more than a month since like May of last year

I asked a girl out last night. She said yes!
the gathering storm

Sweet mother of god. I'm back baby.

ugh, can you americans stop using the word "wank" -- have some dignity, for christ's sake

Bingo, bingo!

Fantastic weekend. Got to see elbow, panda bear and hump.

J0rd, I've been indulgent of "wank" since this film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_NXbtkMDDw

Is "wank" considered a Briticism? It seems preferable to any other term for it. There's a certain non-transgressional offhandedness about it that I like. Saying "jack off" makes you sound like a teenager.

"serial masturbator" has the clinical charm that britishisms lack

we said "jerk off" in Jersey

"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british

lol i think you have to assume the risk of sounding like a teenager when talking about masturbating

and yes "wank" is a total briticism -- have you ever heard an american ever refer to anyone else as a "wanker"?

LET THE CHEST BUMPING COMMENCE

haha! Have to admit, had a little trouble at first...first person i've been with in 16 years.

did she forgive you??

just like riding a bicycle, amirite?

congrats!

btw, i see some clouds on my own horizon

yeah she forgave me. and she rode my bicycle!

You know you're sexually frustrated when you accidentally read a storefront sign that says "Italian Suits Co." as "Italian Sluts Co."

Oh my, those clouds above me are getting dark.

"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british

otm

yep

16 fuckin years the bingo! congratulations man

Wait - you have a little kid. You mean it's the first new person you've been with in that long, right? Obv you've, uh, done it at least once in that time.

I really dislike the phrase "jerk off" and its variants.

jackin' it

I'm only posting in this thread to declare myself a sex camel, impervious to sex droughts.

for short you can just say "J.O."

Jo, the Sex Camel

for short you can just say "J.O."

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:57 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

protipz

And pro-shafts

Everytime I see this thread title I think:

"and every day I agree you throw me down by the christmas tree
I watched your lights blink on and off while you start your fun with me
I, I know your reasons and I, I know your goals
we can fuck forever but you will never get my soul
just so you can move
so you can move
so you can move
so you can move so you can
oohh..."

Had a girlfriend from Pittsburgh in college, and visiting her family once for Easter I was surprised at the use of "jagoff" around the table, because to me it was too close to mentioning jerking off at the dinner table. To a P-burghian, though, I think it was about as abstract as asshole.

lol you are correct

first new person, yes Erica.