enough going dark forever. there's not much dark about being a student.
― Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
It's pretty dark as it is though, any further and it would start to lurch into Nighty Night territory.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 September 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link
I bought the Guardian today.
Because I want to support the paper, at least a bit.
I went into a newsagent and the old fellow said: '£1.20 - new price'.
I counted out numerous coppers.
His presumed grandson counted them in, as though preparing to take over the shop one day, as he always does.
― the pinefox, Friday, 23 September 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― caek, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
Amanda Knox and her former Italian boyfriend
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 2 October 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
Yep, he's not italian any more!
― Mark G, Monday, 3 October 2011 10:24 (twelve years ago) link
Even the Mail employs a token leftie or two so I assume he's the Guardian's designated coalition cheerleader in the interests of balance. Still aggravating though, because he tends to appear as the man from the Guardian rather than an outlying columnist.― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, February 8, 2011 4:37 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, February 8, 2011 4:37 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark
Julian Glover makes it official.http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/36967/cams_new_sam_seaborne_julian_glover.html
― Ned Trifle X, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
has to be a positive, he's so shit even at making the tory case for something
― lex pretend, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:43 (twelve years ago) link
Julian is not to be confused with his namesake, the actor Julian Glover...who once played Darth Vader's sidekick in The Empire Strikes Back.
― Matt DC, Friday, 7 October 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/contributor/2007/09/28/julian_glover_140x140.jpgDarth Vader's sidekick
http://cf1.imgobject.com/profiles/045/4c8fced07b9aa17b4b000045/julian-glover-original.jpgJulian Glover
― Ned Trifle X, Friday, 7 October 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/media/8835038/Guardian-could-open-shop-to-combat-losses.html
lolololololol
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
thought the brown rice concessions in London were already sewed up tbh
― Two Noble Klinsmenn (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
Echoing the other comments - it will be a day worth celebrating when the rotten egg of a newspaper that the guardian is goes out of business and hopefully we can see the end of political correctness, mass repartriations of immigrants, close down the bbc and withdraw from the EU.
― fun drive (seandalai), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if this also works in reverse: if Britain withdrew from the EU would the Guardian magically disappear?
― fun drive (seandalai), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
thought the Lib Dems were against most of that stuff
― Two Noble Klinsmenn (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
in secret
i didn't realise their financial situation was that bad! oy.
no mention on this page of the fact that they ran the gaddafi picture above the fold? because i have to say, i did not think a lot of that
― thomp, Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
if the Graun goes then we lose the last voice of centre-Right dissent in UK journalism ;_;
― Two Noble Klinsmenn (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
Opinions of the ipad app? I'm on the fence, but the fact that I don't enjoy using it says more than anything else.
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
i think the basic design flaw is that it puts the guardian on your ipad
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
The shop idea smacks of desperation; can’t possibly see how that could work or function, especially somewhere’s that nowhere like Covent Garden. The only solution is for them to put up a paywall and never mind principles.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 October 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's possible that the shop idea isn't, ahem, true.
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 24 October 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link
Perhaps it's all being done through Positive Weather Solutions.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 24 October 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link
the caption on the main picture on the guardian's homepage currently reads: Andy Williams, Larry Robison and Steven Grieveson committed shocking crimes, in California, Texas and Sunderland. Their parents take about the shock and sorrow
step yr game up, guardian.
― jabba hands, Saturday, 29 October 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
quite a poor piece after the first one imo...also are they now doing news stories that ressemble the plots of recent movies?
― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 29 October 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link
Other actors, directors and writers are also creating esoteric, self-reflective and ironic work.
WES ANDERSON
Director Wes Anderson's Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou have all featured his trademark style of stilted dialogue, long pauses and surreal plot twists.
DAVE EGGERS
Boston-born writer Dave Eggers shot to fame with his memoir titled A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, which is a classic hipster ironic statement.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Californian Zooey Deschanel has trademarked the goofy, gorgeous love interest look in films ranging from Elf to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to (500) Days of Summer.
MICHAEL CERA
No actor has perhaps typified the male "hipster" aesthetic as much as Canadian Michael Cera whose films include Juno, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and Youth in Revolt.
― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link
oh god
― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link
i enjoy the work of 3 of those hipster scumbags :(
― Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link
If some of this lyricism sounds familiar, it is because July is perfecting the various themes and emotions associated with other "whimsical" and "ironic" artists, working especially in film. They would include actors like Michael Cera and Zooey Deschanel, who are both wildly popular with the "hipsters" of fashionable neighbourhoods such as Williamsburg in New York, Silver Lake in Los Angeles, Portland in Oregon and Hoxton in London.
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Sunday, 30 October 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
missed out Greatfield in Hull.
― Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
god... what complete tools.
― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Sunday, 30 October 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
that new miranda july movie is absolutely wonderful, tbh.
― The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. (stevie), Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
Public Enemy's Chuck D famously called hip-hop "The Black CNN", in reference to its ability to help its audience make sense of the world.
However, if anyone, black or white, were to look to the multimillion selling Detroit hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse as their main source of information, they might find this particular channel a little limited in its output.
ICP's 10 albums to date have been characterised by misogynistic sub-gangsta lyrics and cod-mystic circus "themes"; few would mistake this for reliable news content.
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
ICP - The White Sky News
― Number None, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
yet another opinion that sounds like alan partridge. xpost
― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
; few would mistake this for reliable news content.
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
"An obituary of the film-maker George Kuchar was illustrated with a photograph that did not show him, as the caption said, but his twin brother, Mike (20 October, page 35)."
― koogs, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
In 10 years, the 'little fat bloke' from Reading has become a comedy god. But after the 'mong' row, and on the eve of his new TV show Life's Too Short, have we fallen out of love with Ricky Gervais?
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://gu.com/p/3375e unchecked guardian dadrock-dimwit-on-the-loose interviews UK "national treasure" (twee, mawkish) poet.made me want to kill.is this GCSE English for remedial school?or are you adults?step da fung UP!worthless toss.go advertise an iphone it's all you whores are good for
― iglu ferrignu, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
simon armitage is a dreadful poet. so fucking britpop
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Monday, 7 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
If Depp spends more than 183 days in France, he explains indignantly, he'd have to start paying income tax. "I'm certainly not ready to give up my American citizenship. You don't have to give up your American citizenship," he adds sarcastically, but then he'd have to pay tax in both countries, "so you essentially work for free."And all of a sudden, he sounds exactly like your average corporate Middle America multimillionaire – anti-government, anti-tax and apparently oblivious to the part these twin monstrous affronts might play in creating a country where he doesn't have to worry about being mugged by crack dealers on every street.
And all of a sudden, he sounds exactly like your average corporate Middle America multimillionaire – anti-government, anti-tax and apparently oblivious to the part these twin monstrous affronts might play in creating a country where he doesn't have to worry about being mugged by crack dealers on every street.
Really if you want seventeen more years of Tory government keep printing drivel like this.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link
It does, indeed, surprise me to learn that someone who's made four Pirates of the Caribbean films cares about money.
― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link
Zing!
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link
lol at being "mugged by crack dealers". Aitkenhead, I'm guessing?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, stupid, it's crack addicts that mug you not dealers
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link
EMI Decca Stockaitkenhead it was, indeed.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link
that method of interspersing commentary on the interviewee's remarks (however stupid they may be) after the fact is infuriating, and something other Guardian hacks do too- Hattenstone springs to mind.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link
"I kept smiling at him, longingly, however...."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
"...imagining how I could feed my crack habit with the bulging contents of his wallet."
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link
I remember getting really cross about that technique when I was at the NME in the mid-80s: several writers would use it to gotcha interviewees after the fact. It's a real dick's trick IMO: pick them up on it t the time, going back to it if you don't want to break the flow -- and if you didn't think of it at the time (=you are as bad as they are), fkn say this. Don't abuse yr power: it guts any politics you profess. (Well, not any politics...)
― mark s, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link