Sex Droughts

"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british

otm

yep

16 fuckin years the bingo! congratulations man

Wait - you have a little kid. You mean it's the first new person you've been with in that long, right? Obv you've, uh, done it at least once in that time.

I really dislike the phrase "jerk off" and its variants.

jackin' it

I'm only posting in this thread to declare myself a sex camel, impervious to sex droughts.

for short you can just say "J.O."

Jo, the Sex Camel

for short you can just say "J.O."

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:57 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

protipz

And pro-shafts

Everytime I see this thread title I think:

"and every day I agree you throw me down by the christmas tree
I watched your lights blink on and off while you start your fun with me
I, I know your reasons and I, I know your goals
we can fuck forever but you will never get my soul
just so you can move
so you can move
so you can move
so you can move so you can
oohh..."

Had a girlfriend from Pittsburgh in college, and visiting her family once for Easter I was surprised at the use of "jagoff" around the table, because to me it was too close to mentioning jerking off at the dinner table. To a P-burghian, though, I think it was about as abstract as asshole.

lol you are correct

first new person, yes Erica.

"jagoff" is a noun in that sense

Equivalent to 'wanker'?

Yes.

you have to be at least 40 years old before you can credibly call someone a jagoff

Well, Rev, any rain yet?

Had a brief storm system roll through recently, but the rain never fell too hard and now the skies are looking blue again.

I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ

You will have painkillers and things will be a-ok

hope it goes good; do you have any concentrated, high-intensity tv watching plans?

Well, Rev, any rain yet?

― homosexual II, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not yet, but me and this guy really, really like each other.

I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ

Oh, what are they gonna do to you? Hopefully nothing serious?

the fuck commences this friday

^ did she send that in a telegram

Arriving on Friday. Stop. The fuck will commence. Stop. Hopefully we will never. Stop.

Oh c'est génial

I've had at least three relationships that have started in early October in years past

This is my season of sex drought

Will not make bad decisions and let it guide me into ill-advised relationship, I swear

eh, so,

if you're in a good & happy ltr with someone and everything else is great, how long before an 'interim' qualifies as a 'drought'?

Emphasising the dangers of natural desires being left to 'tend to unruliness', Whateley enjoined 'the temperate enjoyment of God's ordinance as for a man to drink when labour or other occasion hath made him thirsty'. The rule was for a couple to have intercourse sufficiently regularly that desire 'may not be troublesome to them in the duties of religion and their callings'."

if you're feeling it, and it's not happening, it counts as a drought

small showers happen during droughts sometimes, but it doesn't count as an end to the drought imo

x-p

heh it's not been interrupting my matins as yet, i admit

Just had an uneventful third date. Probably will be my last with her.

Seven months and counting!

Saw stormfronts develop on three different sides last week (one of which was an unexpected old storm), but no rain to speak of.

/sigh

Just threw "we need to talk" at someone. Guessing drought is imminent.

the fuck commences again tonight.

Man you are making it rain, dude! Good on ya, you deserve it.

You're gonna need a "All the sex I am having & how awesome it is" thread if you keep this up :)

the fuck commences!!!

a hoos approves

i always approve when the fuck commences

btw forget i posted itt

Haha you scoundrel.

"The fuck commences" is pretty gross, dude. :/

that is our bingo, tho

I know, I know.