Everytime I see this thread title I think:
"and every day I agree you throw me down by the christmas treeI watched your lights blink on and off while you start your fun with meI, I know your reasons and I, I know your goalswe can fuck forever but you will never get my souljust so you can moveso you can moveso you can moveso you can move so you canoohh..."
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
Had a girlfriend from Pittsburgh in college, and visiting her family once for Easter I was surprised at the use of "jagoff" around the table, because to me it was too close to mentioning jerking off at the dinner table. To a P-burghian, though, I think it was about as abstract as asshole.
― per metal injection (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
lol you are correct
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
first new person, yes Erica.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
"jagoff" is a noun in that sense
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
Equivalent to 'wanker'?
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
Yes.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
you have to be at least 40 years old before you can credibly call someone a jagoff
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
Well, Rev, any rain yet?
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
Had a brief storm system roll through recently, but the rain never fell too hard and now the skies are looking blue again.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
You will have painkillers and things will be a-ok
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
hope it goes good; do you have any concentrated, high-intensity tv watching plans?
― mr. vertical (schlump), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
― homosexual II, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Not yet, but me and this guy really, really like each other.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, what are they gonna do to you? Hopefully nothing serious?
― Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
the fuck commences this friday
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
^ did she send that in a telegram
― kinder, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
Arriving on Friday. Stop. The fuck will commence. Stop. Hopefully we will never. Stop.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
Oh c'est génial
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
I've had at least three relationships that have started in early October in years past
This is my season of sex drought
Will not make bad decisions and let it guide me into ill-advised relationship, I swear
― ( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
eh, so,
if you're in a good & happy ltr with someone and everything else is great, how long before an 'interim' qualifies as a 'drought'?
― shite pele (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
Emphasising the dangers of natural desires being left to 'tend to unruliness', Whateley enjoined 'the temperate enjoyment of God's ordinance as for a man to drink when labour or other occasion hath made him thirsty'. The rule was for a couple to have intercourse sufficiently regularly that desire 'may not be troublesome to them in the duties of religion and their callings'."
― Euler, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
if you're feeling it, and it's not happening, it counts as a drought
small showers happen during droughts sometimes, but it doesn't count as an end to the drought imo
x-p
― ( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
heh it's not been interrupting my matins as yet, i admit
― shite pele (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
Just had an uneventful third date. Probably will be my last with her.
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
Seven months and counting!
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
Saw stormfronts develop on three different sides last week (one of which was an unexpected old storm), but no rain to speak of.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
/sigh
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link
Just threw "we need to talk" at someone. Guessing drought is imminent.
― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link
the fuck commences again tonight.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
Man you are making it rain, dude! Good on ya, you deserve it.
You're gonna need a "All the sex I am having & how awesome it is" thread if you keep this up :)
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
the fuck commences!!!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
a hoos approves
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
i always approve when the fuck commences
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
btw forget i posted itt
― shite pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 October 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
Haha you scoundrel.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
"The fuck commences" is pretty gross, dude. :/
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
that is our bingo, tho
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
I know, I know.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
Realistic IMO.
― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
It sounds like cartoony Russian-spy accent. "Tonight we make fuck."
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
o man good times
― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
WOW.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
"Now I remember what this part of my body was here for!"
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
HAY GUYYYYYYYS I'M I'M GETTING LAAAAAAAAYED
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
kind of inevitable itt
― turfin' bird (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 October 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
except for me. any clouds on the horizon have evaporated. i am now more than a year deprived.
― turfin' bird (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 October 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
:(
― homosexual II, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
Date girl was PSYCHO.My romantic life is in shambles.Thinking celibacy til I complete my MLS.
― Trip Maker, Friday, 21 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
^^I don't recommend that tack. Aren't there any cute gals in your program?How was she psycho?
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 21 October 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link