OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

how does someone come from something awful, is there a bridge to ilx or a passage tube

there is a fistula

xp haha, I always kinda suspected that seeing his username
missing phis, wondering if it still exists somewhere in the registered-only sections...?

*phiz, damn

there is a fistula

― dayo, Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

I once thought it was J Chastain

pretty sure it's boring_as_heck

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

― ice cr?m, Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

fyad is where most of the mentally ill twitter comedians you like come from

actually i remember a while back you mentioned that was your favorite kind of tweeter so i asked your account name to see if you were into my favorite 'yads, but you werent really hip to them yet, #behindthecurve

just came here to say THRILLHORSE

at least we can all agree that GRAEYALIEN is the best yad/twitter dude

im a wolfpupy guy but graeyalien's one of the top guys too

actually i remember a while back you mentioned that was your favorite kind of tweeter so i asked your account name to see if you were into my favorite 'yads, but you werent really hip to them yet, #behindthecurve

― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, September 29, 2011 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i mean not really sure how i found all these dude tbh, RTs i suppose, it took me a while to figure out wtf it was that tied them all together

this one blew my mid the other day

thebibandit naaate
i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*
27 Sep

finally twitter justifies itself

lock twitter

goldmine

^^^

lmao

@thebibandit
naaate
Ingredients: aqua (water, eau), stearic acid, glycerin, ♰♰♰ WIT©H H▲ZEL ♰♰♰, lavender extract,

favolite simpsons

im a wolfpupy guy but graeyalien's one of the top guys too

wolfpupy is the fucking best

Yeah. I don't know how or why I stares following wolfpuppy (prob one of the recalling of ppl u should follow) but he/she is my abs fav twitter person.

Started not stares

his "dinosaur that turns into a race car" stuff kills me so bad

So good. Do u know anything about who is behind it? I don't. Just found it one day and it was luv at first tweet.

yeah wolfpupy is so great. I followed him due to RT's from aero.

Today wolfpupy reminded me that I need to watch this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106684/

wolfpupy is the fucking best

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, September 29, 2011 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

you RTing him was like the best day of his life

thebibandit is absolutely murdering me, the guy is a luriqua-level lost internet genius

otm

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

i v much enjoy @dogsdoingthings

@dril is a favorite

dril wint
have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks
28 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply

dril wint
i would advise U not to visit this small minded website, MEETUP.COM; They get mad if yo[u bring devil sticks to the meetups even if your pro
30 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

dril wint
The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]
22 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

dril wint
"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
28 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply

loll

@dril wint
HIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL
20 Oct via web Unfavorite Retweet Reply

ok sorry getting carried away here

omg the wario one

ya i just want to post it on everything everywhere

lol

why was there debate, though?

OCCUPY HULK is kinda lol

Occupy_Hulk Occupy_Hulk
HULK REALIZE HE MAYBE PART OF 1%. STATISTICALLY THERE NOT MANY HULKS. HULK SORRY.

HULK THINK @_Spiderman NEED #OCCUPYTOGETHER WITH HULK. STUDENTS DEFINITELY 99% & WEB THING USEFUL TO TRAP BANKSTERS.

HULK EXCITED @LupeFiasco SUPPORT #OWS & GENERAL STRIKE. STRIKES ALWAYS BETTER WITH LASERS. #STANDWITHOAKLAND

@dril
wint

im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

haha what is the deal with this shit

couple musicians I follow are always retweeting this

It is an account that tweets random bits of text from a database of e-books, and they have this weird zen koan quality about them.

@SpiritualityEbk might be my favorite

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

SpiritualityEbk Spirituality Ebooks

Learn norse runes like never
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