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come on i need egs for a class i have to teach on monday! the worst! over flashed, bad design, orphan pages whatever...

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

www.wizardishungry.com

I keed! I keed!

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's an overwhelmingly dense one that I like: http://www.miqel.com/index.html

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Gah, there's one site I remember seeing with enormous imagemaps of Mao, Bush, Coke, McDonalds... It was wild, but I can't remember the address for it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link

this isn't one of the WORST websites i've seen, but for a school that specializes in art and design it's pretty pathetic:

http://www.pratt.edu/

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link

is 360 degress hip hop still around?

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 17 September 2005 07:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Pratt is embarrassing. How do they compete with SVA and the New School is beyond me. "We ask for outrageous sums of money! Look at our website -- it sucks!"

Oddly, this is common with people who ask for lots of money. See Block-Guest jewelry!

― The Genius of Myself, Saturday, 17 September 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck that pratt one is bad - thanks! also the miquel one! can i get one with bad color sense pls?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 17 September 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.fromthewilderness.com/

kooky shit!
bad layout!
we're really out there, man!
I don't know karate, but I know KA-RAZY!!

http://www.spaz.org/

i think they actually reorganized it since the last time i saw it, but it still gives me that "what the fuck am i looking at?" feeling.

― viborgu, Saturday, 17 September 2005 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Work your way through this lot.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 September 2005 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link

someone posted a link to the Sing Sing website over on ilm. it's one of those done all in flash, which is bad enough. this one had the added feature that unless the mouse was exactly over one of the black pixels in the textual hyperlinks when you clicked it the link wouldn't work.

― koogs (koogs), Saturday, 17 September 2005 09:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.blissparty.com/images/pbflashnew.swf

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 17 September 2005 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link

This, also, could be a standout thread on I Love the Internet.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 17 September 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/super/badwebs/main.htm

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 17 September 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 17 September 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=1

― C WILLIAMS-CUTTY JOHNSON, Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thermstringers.com

― kit brash (kit brash), Sunday, 18 September 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link

This guy was the best English professor I ever had but he's kind of a nut. His web site, as badly arranged as it is, is worth poking around on.

http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~wcd/message.htm

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Gah, there's one site I remember seeing with enormous imagemaps of Mao, Bush, Coke, McDonalds... It was wild, but I can't remember the address for it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

This one?: http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

YES!! Thank you!

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

No problems.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, that thing is insane...

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

can anyone give me severe examples of webpages looking different using diff. browsers?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 18 September 2005 06:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.holmleaguesthouse.fsnet.co.uk/EYE2.GIF

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 18 September 2005 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL-ENDOWED-RON-JEREMY-PRETZEL-this-was-HARD-to-find_W0QQitemZ5607795898QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Innocent little Kacey's locker was found with a bag of pot. She said she was just holding it for a friend but wouldn't give up a name. When I brought the police and her parent's up she sang like a bird and sucked me off to keep my mouth shut... But I dont make promises I only break them. CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL EPISODE

― LOGGED IN PORN SPAM BOT (ex machina), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:11 (eighteen years ago) link

The WORST website ever.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know, it isn't that bad. It seems very w3c, and it doesn't have any animated gifts or scrolling / blinking text. Plus, the information is moderately well organized. The site contains zero bullshit and zero window dressing.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

what he said

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I wasn't referring to the design so much as the content. I guess the joke doesn't make sense if you don't know who Jacob Neilsen is and haven't had to work with insufferable fuckers who take his word as gospel.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't wait to make my own Jacob Neilsen joke.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, I see.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

My sarcastic remark has eased the pain of not getting your joke.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"Then, when I was away at college, all the elms on Main Street died."

Aw, Dr. Dowling is cute!

― emilys. (emilys.), Monday, 19 September 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/5087/image3hx.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd hit it

― Old School (sexyDancer), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

that girl would be really cute if she didn't look so...terrified

― emilys. (emilys.), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

she knows she's about to be on ILE

― emilys. (emilys.), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/the_next_generation.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/curtsy.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://valleywag.com/tech/breakdowns/a-drunk-employee-kills-all-of-the-websites-you-care-about-282021.php

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I kind of want to seen Gawker and the whole Gawker family either blown up or file chapter 7. I think they represent a pre-9/11 mentrality and more importantly this is a step backwards for Jess, who I like.

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

ILX should have an embedded spell/grammar/logic check

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

yahooserious.com

― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link

That site looks like it hasn't been updated since he was last popular.

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link

He's really bitter about the "internet company" isn't he!

― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 12:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/

An actress's wikipedia had a link to her IMDb (sure) and a link to her "chickapedia" profile (huh??)

The websites has a geeky breakdown of a celebrity "hot girl": her bust-size, tattoos, and hobbies et al. If you look at the pages for male actors -- Joseph Gordon Levitt, for instance -- it just has "Hot Girls He's Hooked Up With," and a link to the famous women he's dated (0 fwiw) and the number of "chicks he's been in movies with"

Here's comedic actress Casey Wilson's "breakdown":

Hobbies
Singing Writing
Assets
Big Beautiful Eyes Sense Of Humor Tall & Curvy Cute Face etc etc
Vices:
Alcohol

― Cunga, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

www.washingtonpost.com/news/book-party/wp/2015/05/27/an-ivy-league-psychotherapists-guide-to-more-fulfilling-bromances/

― Dravidian Miss Desi (nakhchivan), Saturday, 30 May 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

The organization of wikia sites is like ........... absolute shit

― Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 4 January 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

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