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"So I ask you, when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, you go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church and with any luck you might win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17th, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something, I am God."

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

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― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

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"It's a living."

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i love the raptors--great movie monsters/villains

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

he's a FAN of MAN (xpost)

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

they now think real raptors had feathers, apparently

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, anybody remember the raptors as Somads on Forum 2000? Sigh… RIP Forum 2000

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost your mother had feathers, apparently.

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

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"I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man!"

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post

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― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

There's a better Devil's Advocate speech than that, isn't there?

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

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"The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. "

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

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"The problem is that you people need to stop hearing the music and listen to it. This album is one of the best albums I have ever heard. It doesn't matter what Conor Oberst's voice sounds like or what the critics think or any of that stuff be human and formulate your own opinion which you are entitled to. Listen to the music and ask yourself how it makes you feel. Don't go around saying 'it sounds like this guy' or trying to put it into some genre like folk emo or something. We are past those days. Rock and roll isn't what it used to be, even a cursory reading of nabisco will tell us that. There are too many people out there doing there own thing to classify music like 'alternative' what is it an alternative from? From the old school rock like Elvis Presley or the Beatles? Look all I'm saying is when I look at these reviews and people are making comparisons with other stuff that is just so futile. Those days died in the 60's welcome to 45 years of being original. Have a great day."

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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"Well, I was just wondering, because I couldn't figure out why you'd throw home when we've got a two-run lead! You let the tying run get on second and we lost the lead because of you. Now you start usin' your head! That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!...Are you crying?...Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit, and that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game! And did I cry?... No! No! And do you know why?... Because there's no crying in baseball! There's no crying in baseball, no crying!"

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― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

this has turned into something i never expected.

― Gukbe, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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"guys guys guys there is SO MUCH incredible rock from the 90's that far outstrips what came before. fair enough if you prefer earlier stuff, but for me the watershed came around the time of Talk Talk's fruition. after that, bands realised that any sound was within their grasp, any texture was possible, and they began to reach higher and higher within the parameters of 'rock'. that comment about 'bush' being a typical 90's rock group just saddens me. on the one hand we had shoegaze, on the other post-rock, on the other we had stuff like Blur and Spiritualized and The Boo Radleys and SFA, then we had old-time rockers gone all weird and modern, like Soundgarden (who kicked more ass than just about every previous heavy-metal band I've heard, no really), we had sonic youth's 'washing machine' which is clearly a lot better than 'daydream nation' (no, it is), we had Beck, we had The Boredoms (I mean SRSLY), we had Levitation, we had Earth, Neurosis, Godflesh, and other great experimental metal bands, then we had the Flaming Lips (their 90's albums are GREAT), we had MERCURY FUCKING REV (whose first two albums do 'noise-pop' better than ANYONE), we had the rise and rise of Foetus ('Flow' is IMO a lot better than the earlier 'Nail'), we had Lusk, we had ORBITAL who weren't really rock but FUCK WE HAD ORBITAL ORBITAL ORBITAL and a load of other SUPREME electronic artists (Plaid, Aphex Twin etc), then we had Radiohead (I don't care what you say, they are revered for a fucking good reason), we had Scott Walker's 'Tilt' to keep us on our toes, we had Six By Seven, The Beta Band...."

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

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"You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass!"

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung.

Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!

Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana."

Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel.

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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Announcer: in the name of Allah the merciful, all praises due to Allah, Lord of all the worlds. The one God to whom praise is due forever. The one who came to us in the person of Master Fard Muhammad and raised up the Honorable Elijah Muhammad. Amen.
[pause]
Announcer: Asalaamalaikum!
Crowd: Alaikum-salaam!
Announcer: How do you feel?
Crowd: Good!
Announcer: Who do we want to hear?
Announcer: Malcolm X!
Announcer: Are we gonna bring him on? Yes, we gonna bring him on. Well let us hear from our minister, Minister Malcolm X. Let us bring him on with a round of applause!

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Malcolm Rex

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

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I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch, play by play till we're finished.

We are in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me, and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around and I see these young faces... and I think... I mean... I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh.... I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know, when you get old in life, things get taken from you. That's, that's part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half step too late or to early you don't quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know when we add up all those inches that's going to make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING, between LIVING and DYING.

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

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"My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life."
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"A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?"

― nickalicious, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

MALCOLM REX ahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― nickalicious, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

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"MULTI-PASS"

― never acid again, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ malcom rex.

haha xp

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

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How is your wedding coming along?

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Great, great; she's a doctor.

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That's outstanding.

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Yeah.

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Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
[Laughs]

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[Laughing] Yeah, it's working... Overtime!

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I'm glad to hear that.

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Yeah... Thank you.

― gff, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey Ma – can I have snack

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― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

(that was funny in my head – a velociraptor calling the bird lady his mom; and she denying it)

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

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"Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
[Crowd cheers]

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

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ATTICA! ATTICA!!

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

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"For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead. "

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link

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"i like to pretend my tongue's a police detective, and her clit is the guy who killed my partner"

― never acid again, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

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"There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back."

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

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"Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does! "

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

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"You wanted confirmation, Captain? Take a look! There's your confirmation! "

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

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"Come back! Come back! Don't leave without me! Come back!"

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"I can't come back! I don't know how it works! Good-bye folks!"

― Tape Store, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

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"You can't handle the truth!"

― Tape Store, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Tyranosorkin Rex

― Kerm, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

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"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."

― remy bean, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link

... but seriously, how come dinosaurs never leave ghosts? surely some are vengeful, some are pissed-off and need some kind of retribution so they can cross over into the spirit world.

― remy bean, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link

dude, loch ness monster! that's why they can't catch it!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

This thread is quintessential ILX: A single topic goes on a divergence toward creative hilarity.

Anyways, I still believe that Jurassic Park is one of the most magnificent movies that I have ever seen.

― youcangoyourownway, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

"malcolm rex" lol

― and what, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw JPIII in the theater and have no memory of it at all. YouTube suggests that the talking Raptor might have just been a dream sequence which would be pretty disappointing...

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

TS: Jurassic Park vs. Congo.

― ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

both pretty awesome movies.

― ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the SNES JP game was pretty good

― DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

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The jello is a great touch.

― jmm, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:51 (five years ago) link

she's fairly alarmed here.

― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:54 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

kids okay?

i didn't ask; why wouldn't they be?

kids get scared.

what's to be scared of? it's just a little hiccup in the power--

i didn't say i was scared.

i didn't say you were scared.

i know.

― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 5 December 2019 07:53 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

New trailer is all dumb fan service, from the cast down. This feels like another Sony Spider-man movie, made just to make it. Have they made an installment with a human/dinosaur hybrid? They should, might as well.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:28 (two years ago) link

lol wow this looks truly truly stupid. in a way i find that appealing. the only parts of the last one where i felt awake and engaged were when they swerved deep into WTF territory by turning into a dopey haunted-house movie with dinosaurs running around and a twist about someone being a clone, iirc. this was terrible, but at least something, whereas the first half, like the first "World" movie, was an absolutely pointless retread of going to a tropical island and encountering dinosaurs.

i can't remember exactly how the last one ended, so no clue how the dinosaurs have so rapidly multiplied that they're just roaming all over the world and threaten human extinction. seems like a pretty good premise for a stupid saturday morning cartoon or Mad Max type movie. again... it's something.

― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:47 (two years ago) link

oh, I'd watch that, a humans vs. dinosaur war for the planet of the apes? they need to introduce a talking dinosaur.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 February 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link

god, after the last one, I don't want to see any Jurassic movie ever again, even if it was Jurassic Ass Eaters 6

― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link

lmao at scene of Bryce Dallas Howard OUTRUNNING A VELOCIRAPTOR

― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 02:12 (two years ago) link

the only way this movie is good is if they bring the entire production team on camera and eat them

― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link

i love these movies because they are dumb as dirt

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 February 2022 03:08 (two years ago) link

problem is they're so po-faced and full of lame pathos

― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link

“I would watch a steaming pile of shit if it has dinosaurs in it” -my wiife

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 February 2022 04:13 (two years ago) link

they were preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2022 04:16 (two years ago) link

“I would watch a steaming pile of shit if it has dinosaurs in it” -my wiife

The first one is so good because it has both.

― circa1916, Friday, 11 February 2022 14:46 (two years ago) link

lmao

― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 14:59 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Totally gonna hatewatch this. Supposedly it's even worse than Fallen Kingdom

― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link

That's probably a bad thing, but I remember literally nothing about Fallen Kingdom.

― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

I remember the hilarious plot twist and it being really 'talky' for a dinosaur movie

― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

I went to see the first Jurassic World movie with my son who was 7 at the time. It was the first "grown up movie" (probably need bigger quotes there) he ever saw in a movie theatre (it was also in Imax 3D) and the long lasting effect of this is that this is basically his favorite movie franchise and he has seen all 5 jurassic park/world movies many many times and he's really excited about this movie.

So I'm going to see this.

― silverfish, Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

report back!

― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

What a drawn out, confusing disaster.

― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 16 July 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

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