the quietus : the new look

Why doesn't the online stool pigeon use unreadable text and background colour combinations? Or, rather, why do they bother with a print stool pigeon?

Is it just my browser or is there meant to be that much Times New Roman all over the front page? Kind of ugly.

move over girl talk

I recognised Nate Dogg and "Today's The Day For You To Stop Love" by George Jones, but nothing else.

surely we can ace it between us...

move over girl talk

-- mark e

Um Mark, Osymyso was doing this stuff years before you or I or anyone else knew who Girl Talk was

i know - but girl talk gets all the press these days ..

hence why dj food dropped his stuff into this fantastic mashup aural document.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt5fAU7tNxY

eek:

Dear all,

as of today The Quietus is no longer part of the joint venture deal with DrownedinSound and Sky. This obviously has major repercussions for The Quietus in both long and short term. Firstly, we'd ask anyone who has outstanding unpaid invoices to email them over to us within the next 24 hours so that we can make sure you're paid in full for work that has already been published. Secondly, as far as we're concerned this is not the end of The Quietus. With your help we've managed to achieve 40,000 unique users and 157,000 page views a month (that's a lot, for the webshy) since April and, more importantly, published some of the best music journalism that the British bit of the internet has yet seen. We're in discussions with various people to try and find a way of carrying on with The Quietus as an independent and financially viable entity. If you could get in touch with John and I about work already commissioned or with any questions you might have that would be a great help.

Thanks for all your hard work and support thus far,

J0hn D0r4n & Luk3 Turn3r

I wish them well - I've really enjoyed it so far.

in before LBZC

published some of the best music journalism that the British bit of the internet has yet seen.

Could someone link to any of this plz.

Maybe someone had better tell Los Campensinos' and Belle and Sebastian's lawyers about SWells referring to them as p43dos which I'm pretty sure counts as criminal libel...

...unless it's true!!?!?!??!?!?!?1/1//1/!

There's no point now though, Doran's got no money anymore.

"anymore"

Well, yeah.

http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/50-cent-i-get-money.JPG

Has Swells run so short of targets that he's hitting out at bands' legal representatives now?

doran stanky rich

http://www.thequietus.com/articles/black-sky-thinking-manchester-so-much-to-answer-for

^^ fucking retarded bullshit

I agree with it to the extent that undergrads are attracted to Manchester because of its music scene, but that's hardly a searing insight is it.

saying 'the wire' is like 'hill street blues' meets 'the great american novel' (like what, saul bellow? philip roth? not seeing it homes) is just ignorant bullshit.

is it really so bad that undergrads find this city appealing because of its music? no worse than londoners who affect to be interested in the psychogeography of the east end or whatever.

No, it's not bad, you're right. And a lot of crap gets talked about a lot of cities' music scenes, Manchester perhaps only marginally more than anywhere else.

http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/50-cent-i-get-money.JPG

Standard manc 'everything is shit' cynicism, just directed at Manchester not everything outside of Manchester, for once.

Just about sums the piece up, really.

A whole generation of walking lists, that’s what they’ve become: mention The Stooges or Scott Walker on your mySpace page and you’ve made it.

It’s as if the whole ethos of ‘Rock & Roll’- the whole fuck-what-came-before, daringly primitive and unabashed idiocy of it all is the one thing from the past that nobody can locate: not truly anyway; that, in reality, nobody wants to find.

For like lads huddled round the damp porno mag in the six - week holidays, or girls gawking at Big Brother bodies, the real thing might just be a bit too much to handle and live with: better the surface, the page, the TV, the comfort of make-believe.

haha

Seriously I kind of wish I had the self-confidence to baldly proclaim that there was no contemporary music out there that 'understood' the 'ethos' of 'rock'n'roll' without pause for thought that maybe it might be me not looking hard enough. It would make me more of a dick but I would like to have a holiday in that mindset

For like lads huddled round the damp porno mag in the six - week holidays, it was all for a dare so there was no consumnation involved

Did anyone watch Massive on BBC3 on Sunday night? This in a nutshell.

no. but i meant to.
its still available iplayer - worthy of a look nick ?

It was pretty horrific.

ahh, it was one of those that could have gone either way.
shame.

It seems to me that the Quietus would be a lot better with some synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds).

It seems like everytime I visit that site, they have a news story about Morrissey.

It's like Viz and Shakin' Stevens really.

the quietus was called "mildly pompous" in the graun on saturday...

That's what you get for using words with more than one syllable in them.

they ought to put a donk on it, quoth alan rusbridger.

http://thequietus.com/articles/01003-caligari

riiight, so... literacy -- what was *that* all about, eh?

Caught up in a handover, the film needed to make something that would stand out against the cookie cutter films of the day, and thus came forth this expressionist masterpiece. Frame after frame, it delivers slices of artistic masterpieces - from the pained look in the eyes of Francis in the beginning, to the introduction of Holstenwall and Caligari himself, Cesare's final flight over rooftops and through the woods, right through to the end - never missing a beat or forgoing art for content.

i spose no-one reads quietus, but still.

There are lots of rumours circling around Caligari and his cabinet. Siegfried Kracauer wrote From Caligari to Hitler in which he erroneously states that The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari was an allegory for post-war Germany, setting it up for the Nazis to take power

ehhhh kind of

Kracauer didn't bother to see the film for about 25 years before writing the book and couldn't even have read the script which was at the time lost. His theory that a film made in 1919 could somehow be an allegory for events that were still 13 years away has been debunked time and time again. But never the less, the story has stuck.

it's not going to get unstuck by repeating a stupid version of it, is it?

Created as a response to the boring and bland cinema of the day, now, as before, this film can be viewed as it was meant to be, still standing strong against empty special effects laden atrocities that insult us around every bend.

wonder which boring and bland films he's specifically referring to? might have been use ful if he'd named them.

Have another slice of artistic masterpiece, dear.

thing of it is, the film is the 'pet sounds' or 'sgt pepper' of cinema. it's (basically) 'the first art film', the first film to qualify as art, i.e. be recognized as such by people who argue the toss over that kind of thing -- i.e. people who didn't go to the cinema much, it being basically for prole women and kids, but were just about ready to 'take it seriously'.

it qualified because by using weird painted sets the film was abandoning photographic reproduction, and the idea was that just filming something wasn't art, it was at best 'filmed theatre'. no-one at the time wrote about other aspects of filmmaking, like editing; and few people got that, actually, photographing things is not not-art.

i suppose most films made in the US in 1919–20 could be called 'cookie-cutter', but i'm pretty sure also that the german makers of 'caligari' would not have had that at the front of their mind. there was the small matter of the first world war, for example, and the consequent trade embargo with the western allies that continued till after the film was made. wonder how many cookie-cutter films they might have seen...

i am impressed that the rio sold out a screening of this, in a way. it is a terrible film.

the last sentence about special effects is probably going to give me a headache.

Interview as PR analysis. And I'm damn entertained.

Really not a big fan of the tactic of leaving all the ums and ers in as an attempt to convey inarticulacy. I'd call it a dick move, in fact

agreed

thats a pretty cruel article

yea it just seems mean

Guess I'm starting to feel quite uncomfortable with the glee with which these "ooh, look how stupid pop star X" is are RT'd and tossed around. I know I have participated - a lot - in the past. But it is starting to make me uncomfortable.

Jesus, did Florence fuck the author's boyfriend?

i was certain it was a joke but reading through his twitter TL it really seems like a long and weird way to go for some simple-ass parody

it would usually have to be funny to be a successful parody really

As The Quietus sometimes does Mr. Agreeable reboots it's no surprise that it's intended humour has a tendency to leave one's sides intact

back with a banger...

Travis Scott invites a league of top-rate collaborators to the album. Unlike most artists who would like to utilize featured guests to the maximum, Scott takes a different approach. There are many contributors on the album, some even unmentioned. The interesting thing about his approach is, on songs like ‘Stop Trying To Be God’, ‘Skeletons’, and ‘Yosemite’ for example, not all the guests play major vocal roles in singing as they might usually do. This genius approach by Scott leads to a blend of so many sounds, vocals that act as condiments on these songs.

http://thequietus.com/articles/25096-travis-scott-astroworld-review

this guy keeps following and unfollowing me on twitter and i'm like......my dude

http://thequietus.com/articles/25121-graham-lambkin-interview

nice write up on Graham Lambkin

Happy 10th Anniversary!
The Top 100 Albums Of The Quietus' Existence, As Picked By tQ's Writers

Nothing Important is in my decade top 2 as well! Good shout Quietus

superb stuff; great list and an awesome number 1

looking forward to delving into all the records i hadn't heard b4 (after revisiting field of reeds first :) )

interesting list at the very least with the occasional completely bizarre pick, like i would have never imagined the quietus would rep for travis scott's birds in the trap sing mcknight, of all things?

agree with a lot on the list but the travis pick is ludicrous, especially considering all the artists he ripped off have made better albums/tapes. the us rap picks being kendrick/kanye/travis/death grips is so "i don't like rap but _____", really just missing run the jewels.

great site for 10 years

ah reading again this list was voted on by everyone who's ever contributed to the site, unlike the end of year lists which are compiled only by the 5 core staff. that explains why it's in some ways a lot less distinctive than i would have expected for a quietus list, but still doesn't explain travis scott showing up

that claim can't be true cos I contributed a few reviews to the quietus and they never contacted me for this article, the bastards :)

that claim can't be true cos I contributed a few reviews to the quietus and they never contacted me for this article, the bastards :)

ditto, but without the emoji.

Twelve years old and a subscription model to help the site continue -- as well as get a slew of bonuses -- is now live:

https://thequietus.com/articles/28833-the-quietus-subscriptions-birthday

Think about it, won't you? (So I can write even more for them. :-D )

oh yes will do that now

tQ needs a subscriber boost -- if you can contribute, please do!

https://thequietus.com/articles/32853-quietus-subscriber-discount

I uhm ... doubt that I'm the only Quietus reader over 40. Why then the eyechart typeface

To make you work for your edification. :-D

The Quietus is one of those websites that doesn't specify a typeface. So if you go into your browser settings, change the default typeface and reload the site you should find something more to your liking.