The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

*Yeah*

WHY OH WHY HAS NO ONE clicked on to the fact that the problem is also with the MOBILE POHONE COMPANIES

"ET, pohone home!"

Secret mobile pohone found

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/exclusive-met-finds-secret-phone-at-centre-of-ni-hacking-2375996.html

sun hack jamie pyatt (best known for the story about prince harry in nazi fancy dress) is apparently the latest to be arrested over illegal payments to police. guess murdoch will just have to shut the sun as well.

In a 2001 Vanity Fair story about Liz [Murdoch] and [husband Matthew] Freud’s courtship, Freud was quoted openly mocking Rupert. The article infuriated Rupert. A story later circulated through Freud’s London office that one night, Freud got home and couldn’t get a signal on his TV. When he called the BSkyB customer-service line to ask about the problem, the representative responded coldly, “We’ve been instructed not to turn on this account.”

via http://nymag.com/print/?/news/media/elisabeth-murdoch-2011-11/

Ngl, if I had evil Murdoch-like powers I would do this to anyone I disliked.

The News of the World hired a specialist private investigator to run covert surveillance on two of the lawyers representing phone-hacking victims as part of an operation to put pressure on them to stop their work.

The investigator secretly videoed Mark Lewis and Charlotte Harris as well as family members and associates. Evidence suggests this was part of an attempt to gather evidence for false smears about their private lives.

is it me or shd the senior execs at News International be in jail?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/nov/07/phone-hacking-oasis-manager-alan-mcgee

^ and now they've hacked mcgee's calls to wee boaby g

The whole idea seems to have been to catch one of the lawyers having a affair.
"Yes, m'lud, we did hack into a dead teenagers phone but one of their lawyers a bit of slapper so...you know, better just let us off..."

I mean, how did they think this was going to play out in their favour?

The investigator secretly videoed Mark Lewis and Charlotte Harris as well as family members and associates

This is the Leggy Blonde? No, not Mark Lewis. I saw her the other week, she's a tiny little thing.

... saw her in the street that is, in case anyone from NI is monitoring this... and not actually in the street, not lying down drunk or anything, just to clear that up

... but they've probably got it all on film anyway

"It turns out that my name has popped up in the News of the World phone-hacking case and they are investigating as I type."

He added: "Joking aside, if the police confirm that I have indeed been hacked, and even though this will have been years ago, I will still sue

it's the way he tells them

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/unrest-at-wapping-spreads-to-the-sun-after-arrest-6259192.html

Tom Mockridge, the chief executive of News International ... addressed The Sun's journalists to explain why News International was supplying the Metropolitan Police with information about the activities of staff. He warned them that without the company's co-operation – and that of its staff – police officers would be entering the newsroom with search warrants.

...

At the end of the address, Mr Mohan and Mr Mockridge asked for questions. There were none and staff walked away in silence. "People felt like they were watching the end of The Sun," said one.

http://onegayatatime.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/cautious_optimist.jpg

(although obviously feel for the cleaners, etc. if they're made redundant)

"People felt like they were watching the end of The Sun," said one.

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/Why-Laughter-is-Contagious-2.jpg

J. Murdoch appearing before the culture select committee right now, bravely blaming his subordinates for the mess

Mafia boss! What a finishing move.

Watson then asks him about 'omerta'. Murdoch replies he is not an *afficianado. He adds that he finds the line of questioning offensive.

Awwwww, diddums

(*LOL Grauniad)

tom_watson
I've got a massive day tomorrow. Should be preparing questions but can't break away from Portal 2 on the xbox.
16 hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTw7J-hGmg

There is no cake.

Watson appears to have a lot more information than Murdoch.

He asks Murdoch has he ever heard of Operation Millipede?

Murdoch says no.

Watson now asks him about Operation Tuleta - Murdoch cannot help him here or either.

Getting weird now.

This is amazing, Murdoch is getting completely roasted question wise and tirelessly repeating the same argument without looking particularly flustered. It's like arguing with Geir.

My favourite bit was when he got asked whether not asking glaringly obvious questions made him look competent or incompetent.

Mensch had a busy night, what with fending off Limmy.

http://thedrum.co.uk/news/2011/11/10/limmy-apologised-controversial-tweets-tory-mp-louise-mensch-gets-involved

Nicked from cookdandbombd

Would Prince William write to FIFA on behalf of the Scotland team wearing poppies? No. Cos he thinks ENGLAND won the war.

I'd love to slide a samurai sword up Prince William's arse to the hilt, then yank it towards me like a door that won't fucking open.

I don't gie a fuck if Prince William's the president of the English football whatever it is, we're talkin poppies here.

Absolutely fuck England and its royal wee family living it up while pensioners freeze to death.

England voted in the Tories KNOWING what would happen, just like Germany voted in the Nazis KNOWING what would happen. SAME PEOPLE.

To my mind, there is no difference between what's going on in England right now and Nazi Germany.

When England voted Tory they voted to plunge all people of Scotland, including the English here, into darkness, squalor and the common cold.

This is fucking excellent, I've got a shower of Tory cunts coming after me, retweeting everything.

This is the best night of my life so far.

Tim Montgomerie, Editor of @ConHome, founded Conservative Christian Fellowship @TimMontgomerie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COME INTAE ME, TORY SCUM, COME INTAE ME!!!!

I'm going to change my avatar to Stalin while I've got their attention, send them over the edge.

Buy my DVD in time for Christmas: http://tinyurl.com/limmydvd

If you want to gain 100 followers in an hour, like me, put "BBC" in your bio and wind up the Tories.

Netted a 17k+ follower Tory SHARK. It was THIS big. Night night.

Tory troller, Tory catcher, Tory eater.

Dear offended Tories, you stole our milk and next you plan to steal our sunrise. Fuck ye.

If I was to find out right now that Thatcher had died, I don't think my heart could take it. Jackpot.

How removed from reality must you be to not see Thatcher's death as a celebration?

My Die Now Thatcher avatar reminds me of the "DIE MORTAL" Jet Set Willy face.

That Tory has 17,191 followers. I had 16,550, but now have 16,937 thanks to him. And tomorrow I will overtake. HAHA. LOSER.

LouiseMensch Louise Mensch
“@DaftLimmy: If I was to find out right now that Thatcher had died, I don't think my heart could take it. Jackpot.” is that his avatar, BBC?

Bingo.

Big time.

Just caught myself a blue whale.

This is big time, Lachance.

Limmy tweeted an apology, stating: “I have deleted my tweets, and I'd like to apologise for any offence caused. It is never my intention to offend. Please RT.”

Fuck sake, Limmy, you wee shitebag. You've let Scotland down, you've yourself down and, most importantly, you've let me down

SR: If it's revealed that the Sun does appear in the Mulcaire file, will you close the paper like you did the News of the World

JM: I think it's important not to prejudge the outcome of any of the investigations

JM: I don't think we can rule out any corporate reaction to behaviour or wrongdoing.

http://www.epicpeople.co.nz/store/images/Group_punching_air.jpg

Louise Mensch apologises that she has to leave immediately after her questions to collect her children which she says are the same ages as Murdoch's.

12.54pm, that was.

which Murdoch's?

Jack Irvine, former editor of the Scottish Sun and managing director of News International in Scotland said "there seems to be a witch hunt at the Sun run by a former Daily Telegraph executive" who didn't know how tabloids operated.

*moan moan whinge whinge*

"The Sun boys are feeling very threatened and demoralised by all of this," Irvine told Sky News.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/SjqFOyfjyktkxzgq73EkIxDco1_400.jpg

are there no women who work at the sun?

Well, they did, but they fired her.

column on p3 iirc

“I am aware of the case of surveiling Mr Watson and again, under the circumstances I apologize unreservedly...It is not something I would condone, it is not something I had knowledge of. It’s important to say that certain surveillance of prominent figures is acceptable in investigative journalism, but in this case it is absolutely unacceptable.”

Found nothing then?

they caught him pwning n00bs on xbox

"we followed him into a room where he disappeared into a hole in the wall and somehow appeared behind us, carrying a box"

james murdoch arrested!

https://twitter.com/#!/SkyNewsBiz/statuses/135489287373336576

huh, weird, they deleted the tweet

Rebekah Brooks' PA arrested. Could be interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3HM0BUz3WA

Awww man why did no one tell me Ian Hislop was giving evidence to the Leveson Enquiry today?

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Asked if he has evidence for this, Hislop says: "Oooh."