I'm the only ILXor who has...

it does, doesn't it? can't have been, though: at that time i was living in a hovel and didn't even own an iron.

Any proof? The picture is pretty damning...

Ok, this is definitely going to rule this thread.
I am the only ILXor who witnessed the president of Mexico's daughters being spirited away from an American boarding school because Mexico gave the Shah of Iran asylum.
1980, I think.
It was very weird.
or maybe it was a former president of Mexico... anyway. the CIA came in to the dorm and literally carried them away.
Because their lives were in danger once the asylum had been granted, so they were, I suppose, flown directly to Mexico.
I don't remember their names.
I remember being woken up to allow the "spiriting away" of the girls, and being impressed with the efficiency that the agents had with packing. It was all over in minutes.

I'm the only ILXor who has been giving a spanking by Manuel Moriega on five consecutive occasions

yes the tense of giving was intentional. for a brief time he was my voodoo man-puppet.

... had a hole between his two front teeth made by surgery.

**I'm probably the only ILXor who has had dinner with Dudley Moore, Patrick Lichfield, and Tiff Needell (not at the same time)**

Goodness!

Why did I read that as Patrick Moore? He'd be fun though.

I'd love to dance with Patrick Moore! To the music of the spheres!

Isn't Patrick Moore a Nazi?

Well... he dropped a lot of bombs on Germany during the war it seems.