game-related lolz of some fashion

thank u

lol, your wife has small breasts
How delicious.

i think you're misreading it. she isn't a *small boobs wife,* she's a small *boobs wife.* Her breasts are perfectly large. It's just that of the species *boobs wife,* she is small.

lol, your wife is small

mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet?

Jealous yet?

wow, I wish I was 17 years old with some elaborate future wank fantasy that's never actually going to happen, which is going to send me into a depressive spiral when I reach 30 and realise that there's a huge difference between talking shit on the internet and actually, you know, getting off my backside and working...

Your console struggles

the invisible enemies solidified it for me; they turn the game from a "Holy shit, this game is jaw-droppingly gorgeous and it has an ass-ton of cool-ass weapons" experience into a "okay, I have to learn PRECISELY WHEN to press the melee button to kill the scripted invisible one-hit-kill enemy" experience which quickly transferred over to the scripting of every other enemy I encountered. I have absolutely zero time for games which fundamentally serve as training games for themselves. I'd much rather just jack off.

― jamescobo, Thursday, January 1, 2009 11:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the original one-hit-kill

― s1ocki, Thursday, January 1, 2009 6:46 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

real or work?

fps: 13!

Slideshow gaming.

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o_O

there's a whole thread of tht stuff on srk; guess SF2 brings it out in folx

http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr236/jimbobbalobba/DSC04600.jpg

followed a link to this off gamesradar - i love stories like this: http://eve.klaki.net/heist/

Internet pubbers... :/

I find those Eve stories pretty fascinating too, though also at the same time wondering why anyone would devote so much time to it. I mean, I somewhat understand why, but you have to wonder about the psychological profile of these people who will willingly engage in this kind of virtual world, let alone spend a whole year planning something like that...

i totally agree... but even though i have never MMORPGD, tales of griefers and the like just slay me every time.

i guess i'm just glad they channel their malice into games and not real life macchiavellian shenanigans

I read that article! I was in awe!

ya that was sick!

i can totally see why people would do that! heists! undercover operations! who WOULDNT want to do that?! sounds pretty awesome to me. i mean, as far as i know there's no other kind of game to give you that particular thrill...

I hadn't ever heard of EVE until I read that. I don't play computer games, but it's pretty impressive. I feel I could write a paper on that incident alone.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/arts/chi-0125-gta-newjan25,0,5000350.story

Good article, and good point by Houser at the end. The title is ridiculous, though.

ya didn't read the article tbf

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Which SF character would Hitler play as?

what the heck is going on in this picture? am LOLing anyways...

worst phisher ever

haha that cant be real

4chan is pushing people to call gamestop to preorder battletoads for the wii.

Wow, some memes just never die, eh? That one's been around since the Wii came out...

...and the Battletoads thing is even older of course

new to me, but the array of youtubes for it is appalling/amazing.

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http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/0,,MUL1013075-5598,00-POLICIA+DIVULGA+IMAGENS+DE+RENDICAO+DE+SEQUESTRADOR+NO+DISTRITO+FEDERAL.html

the guy in the opening... is that the boss from office space?

Oh god. That brought back a bunch of memories I thought I had successfully repressed. I used to work in a videogame store every other day someone would bring in a console that was as dirty as the one in the video. The video says something about "the nice one's" often being the most difficult people to take care of, but I would replace that with "middle aged mothers". Good lord, middle aged mothers, chill the fuck OUT!

http://www.justin.tv/clip/a6437b7ec79

lol

and that baseball game looks ace

and that baseball game looks ace

It's getting slammed in the reviews.

shame. are there any baseball games for the ps3?

mlb 09: the show is supposedly great.

krauser84 wrote:

Wow guys, way to go in showing your support for the series and totally agreeing with some asshole you probably haven't even met before. For all of you who say, "Oh yeah I can totally see why they gave the game a 7/10 because of the demo," you faggots probably haven't played the real game yet so shut the fuck up. Maybe you ought to make your own decision and play the game before you believe some fucking douche bag who just gave it this score because it wasn't a "true" Resident Evil title. I'm sorry that I am being a fanboy here but that's the whole point. You're supposed to accept whatever direction the series is heading unless it is blatantly terrible. As far as I can see, nobody bitched about how Resident Evil 4 was so different from the series. In fact it was praised by critics everywhere and was getting game of the year so much that it's dick was sore from all of the game of the year awards it fucked. Now for some reason, people apparently hate this direction of the series four years after Resident Evil 4 came out. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I know damn well that after Resident Evil 4 came out and Capcom announced Resident Evil 5, all of the fanboys, including myself, creamed our pants. I mean what the hell? How the hell did this game get a 7/10? All I see is that this game is Resident Evil 4 but with co-op. As far as I am concerned, this game should have easily gotten at least an 8 and a 9 at max. No I am not conceited enough to say "Give the game a 10, it's Resident Evil 5!!!" because although I am a fan boy, I am not fucking stupid enough to know that the game deserves an absolute 10. And to stop any sort of come backs after what I just said, yes I am defending the game and saying it should get a higher score and I know it has it's flaws but I'll be damned if I let some douche baggy reviewer say that it is just a total repeat. Well no shit!? Like I said, everybody loved Resident Evil 4 and Capcom figured, well why not make the next game similar. I mean for fucks sake, all of the previous Resident Evil titles kept similar game play mechanics but still moved in a different direction. Look at Resident Evil 2 and 3. Those were so different from Resident Evil 1, those two games might as well have been called action games too. I'll also be damned if I let the general audience of the game series itself say, "this is an average game." I guess what I am trying to say is that I am pretty sure you assholes have no fucking respect for the producers/game designers and you should all just go fuck yourselves. If you all feel the game is so "mediocre" then maybe you should just fucking forget about Resident Evil 6 because I know damn well Capcom will change the direction of the series again and then people will say, "oh no, why isn't it like Resident Evil 4 or Resident Evil 5!? We like cock because we can't accept the fact that game designers try to change the way a series is made for the better." Well, I'd say that about sums up what I have to say. I pretty much wanted to out comment all of you other faggots who said this wasn't a great game. I don't care about what you have to say to me or if you comment me back. I know this rant has many flaws in the arguments, but like I said, you can all fuck yourselves for all I care. If you do message me due to this, I will just delete it. In fact, the only reason I created an account on this faggy website was because I was pissed off and wanted to write some sort of non ignorant comment. As far as this website goes, I have never seen this website as a credible source because all of you assholes in Europe get the censored version of video games anyways due to violence. You fucking pussies. Ironically though, you have no problem with shitting on one another. So congrats on that and I suppose that will be it for now. Remember, if you want to comment back to me, I'll be sure to read it and reply back because that's what I do. Fuck you guys and go play some other game that "isn't" a let down. Fucking douche bags. As a final final note though, I am also glad this website is great at knowing how video game companies are spelled. I must have used "Capcom" at least two times before this and apparently it doesn't exist. Awesome considering that they were the company that made the entire series in the first place. One other thing I have to say before ending this rant for good. All of you assholes who dissed Capcom and said, "Oh this game is terrible," why don't you try programming something even close to this you fucking assholes. I bet that 99 percent of you don't even have close to a fucking clue what it takes to program something this difficult. Why don't you try using C++, creating the game world, updating the game loop, creating classes for the enemies, weapons, etc, calculating the physics of what it takes to move the character, putting in collision detection, including AI behaviors such as cohesion, flocking, path finding, a finite state machine, and whole bunch of other shit that I can't even mention because I don't fucking know everything about what they put in there but I damn well know those are the basics. Then again, I probably just wasted some more energy in my fingers telling you guys that because once again, 99 percent of you probably went "what the hell does any of that mean?" Point being, I hate all of you. Especially the commentators on this page. All of you are the reason why the series has started to suck, if it even has started to do so in the first place.

+1

for some strange reason mlb baseball games aren't available to uk people :(