DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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Got taught this at school. Wot are they teeachin' youfs these days?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

At my school we learnt the skills that would enable us not to have to slum it as a backbench MP. ;-P

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

But it's the woo parliamentary sports fans (Nick Robinson et al) who frame these stories for the rest of us, and if those guys start thinking "sinking ship" it will come through in news stories, the tone of which I think that can have very serious consequences for a party's electability.

This won't happen properly until such time as the press decide they want Cameron to lose. Editors have to make a policy decision to start really shitting on him, as they did with Major and Brown. Don't see that happening with Cam for a while, partly because those editors that backed him last year will look like clowns.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Also this sort of posturing over the EU will help rebel Tory MPs more than it hinders them at the next election, especially if said MPs will be hit by boundary changes in the meantime.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know about that, who else are Eurosceptic Tory voters going to vote for anyway? UKIP? Not in a general election.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

It'll help if they're in competition with a less anti-European Tory MP for the nomination in a redrawn constituency.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Beecroft concedes that a “downside” under his new scheme is that employers could fire staff because they “did not like them”.

“While this is sad I believe it is a price worth paying for all the benefits that would result from the change”, he says.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

the beginning of the end

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

even the daily mail comments box is angered by this, at least

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

MPs voting this thru wd be like turkeys voting for christmas

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

employers are left fearful of expanding because new staff may prove “unknown quantities”

The only venture capitalist ever to disagree with the philosophy of "speculate to accumulate"?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link

“While this is sad I believe it is a price worth paying for all the benefits that would result from the change”, he says.

I thought the Government was going to abolish benefits.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

the job-creators can only create jobs if they can get rid of jobs

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

^this

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

If anyone out there seriously believes this will only affect 'unproductive' workers then they'll believe any old shit. You can sack unproductive workers already if you can prove they're unproductive.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'd have been sacked from my current job if this legislation was already on the books.

Venga, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

I found it interesting that the Eurosceptics being interviewed on R4 earlier this week used as their first argument the idea that EU regulations were stifling growth. Of all the things they might object to, workers' rights are top of the list. These, of course, being the same people who spent the past three decades arguing for less and less regulation on, say, the financial industry, which worked out brilliantly.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/11/drudge-siren1.gif Attention, this overton window is shifting. Attention, this overton window is shifting. http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/11/drudge-siren1.gif

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's nonsense, they're not even thinking, it's just either ideological blinkers or just pure cynicism. The thing that's stifling growth is lack of demand and/or confidence and making it easier to sack people won't do anything to change that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

And, y'know, a global financial crisis.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

I reckon blinkers... and pigheaded stupidity (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

I was leaning towards pure cynicism myself but hey.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

You know how you find out about kids, not by what they own and play with, but what they have on their List for Santa?

that.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

huh, weird, the thing I've liked about SecretSundaze the few times I've gone is that the crowd being older means less

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

ding ding ding ding ding

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha what the hell happened to that post

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think it got interrupted by a fire alarm.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Prime Minister David Cameron will not be going to the Rio+20 Summit in Brazil next year despite his pledge to lead the "greenest ever government".

The meeting will mark 20 years since the seminal Earth Summit of 1992, and is regarded as a chance for leaders to put humanity on a sustainable track.

But the June date clashes with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

What an unproductive worker.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

Fox on the Run

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

SIR – Your letters on the EU are really arguing for a revolution right now: dumping the Coalition Government, parking David Cameron in the Tower, and taking back power by the people.

I would be pleased to lead this movement if nobody else better qualified can be found – which should not be hard, since I am on the cusp of my 88th year and spend most of my time in my garden.

Lord Walsingham
Merton, Norfolk

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/letters/8850755/The-logic-of-the-euro-crisis-is-the-forging-of-a-single-European-state.html

is this the most daily telegraph-y daily telegraph letter ever?

joe, Thursday, 27 October 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

:D

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

<3

lex pretend, Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

OMG surely not real

lex pretend, Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

"yours, j. rees-mogg"

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

Chap calling for end to employment rights doles out high-interest loans to the poor:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-donors-bid-to-curb-job-security-provokes-lib-dem-anger-2376461.html

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has claimed £535,000 of taxpayers' money over the last five years, government records have shown.

Baroness Thatcher, 86, who makes rare public appearances and suffers poor health, was paid from the public duties cost allowance available to ex-PMs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15486792

James Mitchell, Friday, 28 October 2011 07:51 (twelve years ago) link

ebay handbag binge

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 28 October 2011 08:10 (twelve years ago) link

We're all in this together

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 28 October 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/gaycam.png

i like how my isp decided to run this story alongside a pic of Cam getting a blow job

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

"putting the pressure on" = not giving them a discount for cash on water cannons.

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Prince Charles getting to review laws that could affect his interests, then. That makes sense. Good job, lawmakers.

stet, Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

i don't suppose he has his name on any hospitals he could ringfence, no

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/D2DbX.png

James Mitchell, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Hooray! Hooray! The cat lives! The cat lives! Long live the cat!"

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

".. kicked around and stabbed!"

(sorry, John Cooper Clarke reference)

Mark G, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

xps
"Communications between the prince or his household and the government are confidential under a long-standing convention that protects the heir to the throne's right to be instructed in the business of government in preparation for his future role as monarch,"
wtf?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 31 October 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

"Dear Lord Berkeley...The marine navigation bill that you introduced on 5 July would affect the Prince of Wales' interests and so will require the Prince of Wales' consent for its consideration by parliament … "
I say again, wtf?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 31 October 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link


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