OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

i v much enjoy @dogsdoingthings

@dril is a favorite

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have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks
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i would advise U not to visit this small minded website, MEETUP.COM; They get mad if yo[u bring devil sticks to the meetups even if your pro
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The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]
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"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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loll

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HIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL
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ok sorry getting carried away here

omg the wario one

ya i just want to post it on everything everywhere

lol

why was there debate, though?

OCCUPY HULK is kinda lol

Occupy_Hulk Occupy_Hulk
HULK REALIZE HE MAYBE PART OF 1%. STATISTICALLY THERE NOT MANY HULKS. HULK SORRY.

HULK THINK @_Spiderman NEED #OCCUPYTOGETHER WITH HULK. STUDENTS DEFINITELY 99% & WEB THING USEFUL TO TRAP BANKSTERS.

HULK EXCITED @LupeFiasco SUPPORT #OWS & GENERAL STRIKE. STRIKES ALWAYS BETTER WITH LASERS. #STANDWITHOAKLAND

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im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

haha what is the deal with this shit

couple musicians I follow are always retweeting this

It is an account that tweets random bits of text from a database of e-books, and they have this weird zen koan quality about them.

@SpiritualityEbk might be my favorite

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

SpiritualityEbk Spirituality Ebooks

Learn norse runes like never
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horse_ebooks is kind of the funniest just because of the picture of a horse

@Horse_ebooks Horse ebooks
Are Ghosts a Hallucination? * Are Ghosts the Creation of a Discarnate Mind? * Are Ghosts a Dream? * Are Ghosts Telepathic
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BARTSIMSON_REAL is really bad

hate a sargeman

COWUBRANGO

agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic

I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs

weren't there some real good 53% ones also

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust

Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.

HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
#IAMTHE53 • I HAVE »CLEFTPALITE« // NO »HELTHINSZURANCE« IN YUGOSLAV // |HOMTRE DIYABETIK| // TOIL TOIL TOIL ¤ SUBMIT` TO WEALTHIYMASZTERS\\

http://i.imgur.com/L9sl3.png

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter

bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic

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pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid

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@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere
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@dril Hey there, We just saw this alarming tweet. Please DM us the details. Thank you.
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awesome

totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"

http://f.e-library.net/covers/19009.jpg

lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZatrSDeNKg

no but that's amazing

dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter

may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

i do follow that dude already tho

why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?

I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer