http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/04/somebody-bid-1-725-for-modern-warfare-3-on-ebay/
― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/38374/Halfbricks_Phil_Larsen_Ponders_The_Evolution_Of_Fruit_Ninja.phpit's just deeply hysterical to me that you could insert "Wobblesticks Thunderblow" instead of "Fruit Ninja" in every line of this interview and have it resonate with the same deep meaning
― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/11/grandpaaaronsreviews.png
― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 November 2011 05:37 (twelve years ago) link
WKIW Grandpa Aaron for all time
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
srsly, grandpa aaron is pretty much how i want to be if i'm a grandpa
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
now I'm sad I never beat bioshack
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
the little girls make me cry too grandpa :'[
― hotter than a hoochie coochie (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UExsRds7RlE
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
Miike is making this??!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQcUenywyk
― zappi, Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
OMG I hope that's real
― Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
I recognize the shack with the rowboat in front of it
― Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
i hope there's a scene where he has to keep scrolling through the testimony until he finds the random bit that vaguely contradicts a mark on the bottom of a teapot
― Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
that's totally real; it was announced quite some time back and yes, it's miike
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://m.kotaku.com/5858998/grand-theft-minecart-the-minecraft-interpretation-of-the-gta-v-trailer
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Sunday, 13 November 2011 07:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lukh99PzeV1qk26dzo1_r1_500.gif
― zappi, Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
They should fight the Two Guys From Andromeda.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ee0bQXyLA4
― polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
QTEs ..... yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY9NO4GQJRk&feature=youtu.be&hd=1
― zappi, Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWz46t50rU
― dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
looooooool
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 18 November 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
Failing the QTE should cause your character to punch himself in the face and knock himself out.
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Friday, 18 November 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
(camera pans cinematically up from your unconscious form lying flat on the ground, while the crowd shake their heads and mutter things like "what a tosser", etc.)
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Friday, 18 November 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link
call of duty 3 advertisement. "there is a solider in all of us". ...lolz"Yo-ge, kuso-ge, goes the saying: “Western game, shit game.”"
― Sébastien, Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.edge-online.com/reviews/doom-review
― JimD, Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
huh, i'd seen the punchline before but not the whole thing. tbh knowing that it's been set up as deliberately contrarian makes it less funny
― thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://i44.tinypic.com/jihkp5.jpg
― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
wth @ that edge review. 'lf only you could talk to these creatures, then perhaps you could try and make friends with them, form alliances... Now, that would be interesting.'
sign a demonic pact with your own blood and the imp will give you daps and then fight alongside you... "Nice shooting, bro!" --buddy imp
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 10:24 (twelve years ago) link
hahah yeah I didn't even think of that - like "hmm, yes, this DOOM is mildly exciting I suppose, but what would really turn up the heat would be a conversation tree with the Cacodemons, opening up an optional side-quest where you negotiate a truce with the Spider Mastermind."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 January 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago) link
soundsl ike doom tactisc
http://i.imgur.com/0kcVb.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3TOvU.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Xmvih.png
― Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQitRd1Z3I
― Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/01/dearzynga.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, that was cute.
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
ok, serious lolz at all those DOOM images and the DOOM Tactics video
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/01/dearzynga.jpg― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:40 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:40 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
led to:
http://i.imgur.com/ajaYt.jpg
― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
both should be xposted to that Passive Aggressive Notes thread
― zappi, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
i hope that continues and Milton Bradley chimes in.
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xvLSi.jpg
― zappi, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
ouch
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
rated M for matuer
sory wee fcuked op
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MkWUv.pnghttp://kklectric.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tinytower.jpg
― ☂⋒ﬡᙓ-૪ᗩᖇᖙᔕ - ᙡ ᖺ ᗝ Ḱ ᓰ ᒪ ᒪ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFdzA2wI6c0
― polyphonic, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
Well I guess all the people making crappy movie star Winamp skins had to expand to something else.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/embed/E2ad2-Mlcis
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ad2-Mlcis
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
Pain Elemental: Oh Caco-san, you are always forgetting your umbrella!
wd watch My Neighbour Cacodemon
think I rolled out "Ultima Underworld II is older and better and better at three-dee than Doom" on some ILG challops thread, feel a bit dirty now I've read the same thing in the Edge review
though they compared it to UW1 - "where's the genuine 3D (look up and down) of Ultima Underworld" - which doesn't work as well because the UW1 3D engine is rubbish and looking up and down causes horrible nauseating fisheye distortion
and also there is a bug in UW1 where it randomly starts corrupting your inventory, which is not cool when you've finally gathered your 6 magic items to open a door or w/e and trog all the way to the door and half of them have disappeared or turned into something else
tl;dr, don't play Ultima Underworld I, play Ultima Underworld II. or Doom, if you must
― Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 28 January 2012 10:55 (twelve years ago) link
the matt damon pack is hella creepy
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
See, bugs and unfinishability and all, I loved UW1 as a kid - just played the hell out of it. I can still hear half the sound effects in my head. UW2 never took hold of me at all, I wasn't into the premise and the whole "lots of little world" things just made it feel cheap and atomized.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 29 January 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link
tbf I played UW2 first and UW1 not for some years afterwards; if I had played them in the order they came out I would probably feel the same
(but I loved the other worlds of UW2! the vastness, the alien-ness, the marvelling at the remains of disappeared civilisations. it's like the different levels of UW1 but taken further and weirder and huger)
sorry, these posts are not very lolzy; as you were
― Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link