OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

@dril
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@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere
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DennysGrandSlam Denny's
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awesome

totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"

http://f.e-library.net/covers/19009.jpg

lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZatrSDeNKg

no but that's amazing

dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter

may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

i do follow that dude already tho

why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?

I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

hors(e_e)books

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

is zizek_ebooks real?

@casualmalexlfan
Casual Male XL Fan
Sir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?
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via @dogboner

https://p.twimg.com/AdsuqzHCQAAt3mE.png

that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/09/downfall-of-horseebooks.html

mobutu sese seko otm

yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"

*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?

http://oi39.tinypic.com/dsh9g.jpg

aerosmith otm

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it

I don't even have a kindle

i hope u make it available in portable document format

i am going to live tweet it

max_ebooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUL4-zRy4M

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

nanowrimo openers

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON

I'm glad somebody out there believes me!

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

RT

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

he knew too much

http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272

thebibandit bandit
ONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES
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lol is that a lil b joke

@thebibandit
bandit
Everybody Welcome Our Special Guest: Garfield! [sewer people limp out onto stage] Wow This Cat Love To Eat! [they beg for medicine+supplies]

you know that feeling where you wish you were super rich so that you could pay people to do whatever they want for the rest of their lives, that is how i feel about the bi bandit

i particularly enjoyed the one abt turtles

I object to the furcation of his name to the bi bandit

clearly it's the bib and it

this one lamp

thebibandit bandit
WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!
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thebibandit bandit
in retrospect, switching to a cavern-based society was good in that it eliminated cyberbullying but bad in that it introduced spiderbullying
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haha yeah i dont know why but corny wordplay like that just kills me... also really loved the spiderbullying one

it's like a lost deep thoughts