i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
i do follow that dude already tho
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link
feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
hors(e_e)books
my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
is zizek_ebooks real?
― Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
@casualmalexlfanCasual Male XL FanSir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?2 hours ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
via @dogboner
https://p.twimg.com/AdsuqzHCQAAt3mE.png
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity
also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/09/downfall-of-horseebooks.html
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
mobutu sese seko otm
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://oi39.tinypic.com/dsh9g.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
aerosmith otm
― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness
self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
I don't even have a kindle
i hope u make it available in portable document format
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
i am going to live tweet it
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
max_ebooks
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUL4-zRy4M
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
nanowrimo openers
― Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON
I'm glad somebody out there believes me!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded
RT
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
he knew too much
― what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit banditONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES7 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol is that a lil b joke
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
@thebibanditbanditEverybody Welcome Our Special Guest: Garfield! [sewer people limp out onto stage] Wow This Cat Love To Eat! [they beg for medicine+supplies]
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
you know that feeling where you wish you were super rich so that you could pay people to do whatever they want for the rest of their lives, that is how i feel about the bi bandit
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
i particularly enjoyed the one abt turtles
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
I object to the furcation of his name to the bi bandit
clearly it's the bib and it
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
this one lamp
thebibandit bandit WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!2 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit in retrospect, switching to a cavern-based society was good in that it eliminated cyberbullying but bad in that it introduced spiderbullying1 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah i dont know why but corny wordplay like that just kills me... also really loved the spiderbullying one
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
it's like a lost deep thoughts
― balls, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit ~♥♥♥~ GRANDMA LOVES HER SPECIAL GRANDSON ~♥♥♥~ BUT NEEDS HER PILLS TO LIVE ~♥♥♥~ PLEASE UN-"ROMHACK" THE MEDICINE CABINET ~♥♥♥~15 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft
thebibandit bandit for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
like this one is just
thebibandit bandit .@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
can everyone i follow stop retweeting horse_ebooks because idgi & feel like i'm not missing out on much
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
this stuff p much still sux
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit you shut your mouth / how can you say / my yearbook photo can't be anime9 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
horse_ebooks even in its current decrepit state is like better than 99% of twitter
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
yeah this otm i always thought these dudes were kinda cribbing a lot their rhythm/structures from mitch hedberg but jack handey is really better/closer i think
@thebibandit banditcops chase a man into a TV showing the same episode of cops. bad boys plays, but i cant hear it. my dog is making that powerline sound again
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link