DORITOS POLL

Tacos at Midnight

do these have a faint hint of 6 PBRs?

i think i ate doritos for one summer of my adolescence before i realized i'd much rather eat unflavored corn chips w/ salsa and never looked back.

when i do eat flavored chips though i tend to opt for one of the spicy ones, though, so one of those. probably the jalapeno.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7840/cdd72dpi.jpg

actually loled at "corn soup"

like any snack that leaves a thick coating of orange dust on my fingers can fuck off, frankly

^^

everything about the experience of eating doritos is disgusting, and yet

my cheese snacks now are either goldfish or actual cheese

my high school spanish teacher could tell if you had recently eaten some and wouldn't let you in her room because she claimed they "smell like feet." she was not wrong.

lol i just polished off the bag of taco i bought on friday. just trying to spread the pain y'all.

and yeah, much like some dude if im gonna gorge on tortilla chips ill just buy a bag of generic reg and a jar of salsa. but sometimes there's a junk food itch that can only be salved by salty and vaguely cheese-flavored powder.

http://cheezdoodles.com/

i should recieve an electric shock every time i try to buy a snack that isnt like an apple or something.

wonder what dave cool's favorite flavor is http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/cool.gif

I wonder if dave cool thinks this is cool http://i.imgur.com/VviJ0.jpg

weird how once-ubiquitous Cool Ranch has just kinda faded out of public consciousness

back in school if you came back from lunch and like everyone else was begging for gum but just said "i ate doritos" someone would find a way to help you out

i still love cool ranch

i kind of want to go on a dorito-tasting tour of the far east now

doritos-tasting tour of the far east = doritos hajj

no spicy chip is ever really spicy enough for me.

not even herrs red hots??

though for a while herrs made these jalapeno tortilla chips that tasted like triangular bits of the sun

lol xpost

you gotta understand though that im the kinda guy who when people say dont eat thatvpepper i just eat the pepper and fuck you pal oh god it hurts

strongo hulkington's ghost pepper

like if someone came up with a chip where i actually winced before i put each one in my mouth then i might be happy

when you go on your far east tour strongo, allow me to take you on a detour to the land of sichuan

I too thought that I was immune to capsicum... until I encountered a force of malevolent darkness... in the dark hinterlands of sichuan...

oh i have heard of this. and if i can ever, i shall.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg

"here is a giant bowl of peppers that glow red in the dark. there may also be a piece of pork somewhere in there."

The spicy sweet chili ones are pretty good.

bourdain has said that he always brings maalox when he travels to the far east.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg

The burping a demon/ghost milk in hell ad campaign...pretty innovatibe.

This poll is wack, where is Spicy Nacho? It's only like the handsomest among elder statesman of Dorito flavors.

Also, the retro-design Taco flavor they're selling now aren't the original Taco flavor at all, they're a shitty imitation with way too much sour cream taste.

The burping a demon/ghost milk in hell ad campaign...pretty innovatibe.

Innovatribe - official rock band of Doritos®

spicy sweet taste too much like soy sauce imo

they are vegan tho

The current U.S. product lineup

I had no idea that around half of the flavors (and all of the Nacho flavors) presumably include pork (I guess as an extract in the "natural flavoring").

The plain and the Salsa Verde are the other vegan options.

Aha, its pig derived enzymes (rennet for any cheese ingredients).

The Barbecue flavored ones gave me the worst stomach cramps, I am glad they are not on this list. NEVER AGAIN.

Nacho Cheese.

spicy sweet chili are the best i think but maybe its just cause ive had them way less than the standard 2. all the other non-standard flavors i've tried have been bad except BBQ

OG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bwbl6UHU8

In the UK they call Cool Ranch "Cool Original"!

Also, yeah - no http://www.candyjester.co.uk/images/products/thumbs/res_rd_DORITOS_Spicy_Nacho.jpg no cred

I hadn't seen past Dilbert 2, thx tamtam

Assume the Taco flavour is like our plain salted ones? They're far the best anyway.

I used to fiend for Taco Doritios, well before the Cool Ranch era.

can't vote in this poll in good conscience as my two all-time favourites are not included, i guess they are a canadian thing

zesty cheese (originally under the "taquitos" brand umbrella) - these were singlehandedly responsible from turning me from a skinny child into a chubby adolescent

i literally took this picture last week:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383076_10150445416075996_632665995_10933432_1668816049_n.jpg

TANDOORI SIZZLER (mentioned in that "35 doritos from around the world" thing) - so so good. gold bag, gold flavour. gold memories. (no photo)

zesty cheese are like NUCLEAR orange, and the flavour powder is caked so so thick

Even I like Doritos. I'm afraid we're going to have to forcibly re-educate you.

I like regular old corn tortilla chips alright (though they aren't my first snacking choice), but Doritos are ruined with all these dusty coatings and shitty flavors. No thanks!

whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal

― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:53 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man maybe it's just because i am too broke to buy doritos with a clear conscience but i could really go for some doritos

Fact: I have never eaten a Dorito of any kind.

i could eat an entire bag right now. just strap it to my face like i'm a horse.

nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip

what happens if you make nachos with doritos? like, full on balls to the wall nachos with meat and stuff. is it good? is it terrible?

like, balls flavored doritos?

i have actually had nachos at a place where they used doritos or a doritos-type chip and it wasn't so hot

god i want nachos now

i hate life

The end. Of everything.

I can't wait for the new ouroboros flavor

http://i.imgur.com/zokxsRG.jpg

I tried the Taco Bell Doritos tacos and they were not that good.

I had a craving for the Tapatio Doritos and looked to see if anyone in the UK happened to import them. Amazon is selling them at £16.04 (or $26.24 with the current exchange rate) for a single small bag. I've paid some crazy prices to scratch home-country junk food itches before, but that would be the record if I pulled the trigger..... (don'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetrigger)

I hardly ever eat them, but I applaud their Norm Macdonald-like deadpan:

"We already have Doritos for women — they're called Doritos."

http://www.thestar.com/life/2018/02/06/lady-doritos-is-not-happening-pepsico-says.html

Cool Ranch is disgusting.

You just need to pair it with Pace salsa, you'll get it

So bad.

I complained about the new york city subway earlier tonight but nothing compares to my hatred of cool ranch

too bad about lady doritos not happening. If feminine versions of deodorant and cigarettes exist then why not chips

btw cool ranch rules

the spicy sweet chili ones are... really good

i love doritos and no crunch, no munch
cool ranch is gross but also tasty
i'd probably eat any dorito once

Cool Ranch is disgusting.
― treeship 2, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 7:23 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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