DORITOS POLL

whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal

friend brought a bag of INTENSE PICKLE doritos over tonight

it was... intense

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The best I've had were the Black Pepper Jack. That's the only flavor I've ever had an active craving for.

The cheeseburger ones are creepy because they managed to pretty accurately synthesize the flavor of a McDonald's cheeseburger. But in chip form. Which is weird.

I gave in to a sudden Cool Ranch craving last year at the supermarket and bought a bag. But after about two handfuls it started to taste like some kind of cleaning chemicals, so I threw it away. I can still get with the Nacho Cheese (especially in some kinda party snack mix), but beyond that I think this is one of those things that growing up has ruined for me.

voted cool ranch but only cuz spicy sweet chili isn't an option.

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rigged from the start

I have never knowingly consumed a Dorito 2

wtf

i love that it leaves open the possibility that someone may have tricked them into eating a Dorito

"this ice cream tastes... weird"

lol

banality of democracy rears its head once again.

Cool Ranch, man i bet if you people voted for best sex position you'd be all like "OOOOOOO MISSIONARY"

Last Call Jalapeno Popper

this and the mcdonalds cheesburger flavor are p good (wellllll) and u used to be able to get three bags for $7 at a place near my old apt

like the cheeseburger one but it's Spicy Sweet Chili for me. which unfortunately seems to be the Ralph Nader of this poll

cheeseburger:

1st chip: wow it tastes like mcdonalds
2nd chip: *barf*

the Mountain Dew one was probably the last time I've bought a bag of chips and threw it out while it was 95% full

i party on the cool ranch sometimes, i just wish there was more representation here

It has been brought to my attention today that my hatred or, at least, dislike of Doritos is tantamount to being insane or communist or both. I mean, I knew lots of people liked Doritos, but I was unaware EVERYONE liked Doritos.

you are not insane, nor a communist Johnny Fever.

YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL.

Guards! SEIZE HIM!

If you don't like Doritos you just haven't had the right flavor. Though I'm with you if the dislike is for the plain old Nacho Cheese ones.

Even I like Doritos. I'm afraid we're going to have to forcibly re-educate you.

I like regular old corn tortilla chips alright (though they aren't my first snacking choice), but Doritos are ruined with all these dusty coatings and shitty flavors. No thanks!

whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal

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man maybe it's just because i am too broke to buy doritos with a clear conscience but i could really go for some doritos

Fact: I have never eaten a Dorito of any kind.

i could eat an entire bag right now. just strap it to my face like i'm a horse.

nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip

what happens if you make nachos with doritos? like, full on balls to the wall nachos with meat and stuff. is it good? is it terrible?

like, balls flavored doritos?

i have actually had nachos at a place where they used doritos or a doritos-type chip and it wasn't so hot

god i want nachos now

i hate life

The end. Of everything.

I can't wait for the new ouroboros flavor

http://i.imgur.com/zokxsRG.jpg

I tried the Taco Bell Doritos tacos and they were not that good.

I had a craving for the Tapatio Doritos and looked to see if anyone in the UK happened to import them. Amazon is selling them at £16.04 (or $26.24 with the current exchange rate) for a single small bag. I've paid some crazy prices to scratch home-country junk food itches before, but that would be the record if I pulled the trigger..... (don'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetrigger)

I hardly ever eat them, but I applaud their Norm Macdonald-like deadpan:

"We already have Doritos for women — they're called Doritos."

http://www.thestar.com/life/2018/02/06/lady-doritos-is-not-happening-pepsico-says.html

Cool Ranch is disgusting.

You just need to pair it with Pace salsa, you'll get it

So bad.

I complained about the new york city subway earlier tonight but nothing compares to my hatred of cool ranch

too bad about lady doritos not happening. If feminine versions of deodorant and cigarettes exist then why not chips

btw cool ranch rules

the spicy sweet chili ones are... really good

i love doritos and no crunch, no munch
cool ranch is gross but also tasty
i'd probably eat any dorito once

Cool Ranch is disgusting.
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