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basically it's Something Awful jokes for people that read The Awl

― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, November 3, 2011 5:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

???

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:30 (twelve years ago) link

aw ilx bot is cute

flopson, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

Follow and unfollow are fucked up for me, which means I can't unfollow anyone and I'm at my follow limit, so :-(

Eagles ft. Michael Vick (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, wtf is up with promoted tweets by people I'm not even following being inserted into my feed now??

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 12:22 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhh that is why... they are promoted?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

i do not like them

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

Btw wtf is up w/ mobile.twitter.com it's all fd went back to old school look I don't want to use the iPad app I h8 the iPad app

― ice cr?m, Monday, November 7, 2011 4:49 PM (2 days ago)

mine has been like this since day 1

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, November 9, 2011 12:23 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Weird it was all appy and cool for me, it was much like the iPad app but less annoying, anyway I just switch to the normal web vers o well

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

uhh that is why... they are promoted?

Well, yeah, but doesn't mean I want to see them. My feed is cluttered up enough as it is without being forced to see tweets from people I don't even follow (yes, I know I can shut this feature off, but tbh 'off' should be the default for this). I've made my peace with promoted trending topics, but inserting tweets into feeds is annoying.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

And maybe this has been happening for a long time, but it just appeared on my feed last night.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

well somebody's gotta pay for this free service u enjoy

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, well, fair enough, but couldn't they at least try to target these a little better? All of the ones I got last night were for right-wing election results.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, the political promoted tweets are the worst. "Tell the White House you support the Tar Sands pipeline!" wtf

dreamleaf, sparkleroot, basilisk venom tinctures (reddening), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

TELL THEM

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

wut now i can't see "my tweets, retweeted"

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

It's all under the new @(yr twitter name) heading grouped w/mentions and favorites

ice cr?m, Thursday, 10 November 2011 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

wtf

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 November 2011 07:21 (twelve years ago) link

The activities tab is kind of interesting

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 November 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

Don't worry, they can't get you...you're mookieproof.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

Activity button is gone! I did it - all me. I welcome your adoration.

ernie bushmiller nancy metafiction (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the Activity button. :(

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

mentions and RTs are back! whoa this is the first time a social media thing has actually rescinded a shitty decision, kind of thrilled by it

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link

^^truth

reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:18 (twelve years ago) link

Too bad it's back now. :)

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link

There are so many tweets that I would love to pass along, but it would just be completely inappropriate to do so with my name attached. Like this one.

Love stream of mic checking (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

is "activity" back or does it just depend on which computer i use

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

i saw it whenever i logged in earlier today

markers, Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

follow me & i will follow u back

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

ahuj9 sreegs
I'm a mom. [places grocery bag on counter, kids run up excited] My kids are important to me. That's why I know Bush did 9/11.
3 Aug

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

so awesome

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

somebody needs to take horse_ebooks to out behind the shed

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/kfc_colonel/status/137578460871798784

markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

don't know why i'm finding that so lolsome but i am

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

its like life, culture, man, the interaction between internet weirdos and super earnest corporate shills, makes u think, makes u lol

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

so great

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/kfc_colonel/status/137321280725729280

markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha pwn

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

kfc dude earning his chicken money

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/XboxSupport1/status/137709919796342784

ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

:D

markers, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

How is this a Will Ferrell parody? How does this have 170,000 followers

https://twitter.com/#!/fillwerrell

upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 November 2011 07:07 (twelve years ago) link

Will Ferrell always making racks on racks jokes

upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 November 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1727763505/image.jpg

Good to see santorum surging in Iowa.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 1 January 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

who is bsdf, been wondering abt this for a while

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

<---

jung money (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

hey y'all, if you start including the hashtag #ShantyQ on yr tweets, you will spam former ILX poster Fluffy Bear and you may have your more esoteric bits of news printed in a paper distributed to artists spending their weekends in MN ice shanties

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

what is the arrow pointing at!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

me! <-----

jung money (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

oh hi!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

sup

jung money (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

who is kmdju, is this an ilx person y/n

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link


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