In Praise Of Married With Children

the one where FOX makes a show based on the Bundys was pretty classic and so incredibly meta-everything

Married WIth Children cast photos from around the world

Bulgaria...

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(and the episode)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYZ5ZIBq8tk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xad-StH-7BY

the fuck

ugh

the original theme song for this show is so perfect that i feel like changing it would actually kind of ruin the show. like, it may very well be the best and most appropriate theme song ever.

indignant over this

that UK remake mentioned the article linked to above is jaw-dropping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpsXJeV9E08

New theme song is really horrible and making me reconsider watching this again at all. Eff you, copyright lawyers, for ruining a GREAT thing!

it's an institute you can't disparage

Apparently you can. For a second i was sort of hoping they would just have someone else singing it but no, it's completely instrumental!

The audience applause in this is all-time. All-time best use of the form.

Youtube does have a zillion full episodes online, it's a pretty funny show. Holds up way better than most other 90s sitcoms.

It does!! I think Chuck Lorre has proven by now that writing a show that's 95% zings is a lot tougher than it looks

It really is non-stop with the zings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytmks3TsDS8

Watched this one last night where Steve worked in a bank that was having a race to see who could give out the most loans (prize: vacation to Hawaii). Of course the last loan he gives out is to Al, who obviously has the worst idea ever ($50k to start a party-line about shoes, which fails spectacularly) and almost gets him fired. So they get Al another 50k loan to pay off the first one, but he decides to just use the money to do the party-line again. At the end of the episode Marcy ends up having her bank buy both the underwater loans and explains she can just bury the bad ones.

Basically it read an awful lot like a mini version of the 2008 derivatives/mortgage/financial crisis.

The NEEeeewwWW Allante'!

Hah i just watched this one again. Who plays the backstabbing car model that steals Kelly's moves? Tia Carrere, right off of Wayne's World fame. Amazing.

The best parts of this show are just when they zing each other back and forth, which (on a good episode) is like 80% of the show.

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

* OK, not that much.

my daughter first encountered ed o'neill as jay pritchett, of modern family. i told her about al bundy, but she said she couldn't picture o'neill as anything but a big success who commanded respect from everyone who knew him.

then i showed her a married with children episode on youtube . . .

Bud's mullet in the early seasons is a thing to behold.

Just thinking about all the PSYCHO DAD shit warms my heart

Kelly did a "The church? That's the building with the big T on top, right?" joke like 10 years before Arrested Development.

It's from an episode where Al discovers he can scam free pizza at Chuck E. Cheese.

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

it doesn't bother me much because today's sitcoms are so much worse with this kind of thing **coughcoughbigbangtheory**

Al:
You are the biggest - by the way, do you have cable?

Steve:
No.

Al:
The biggest IDIOT I've ever met.

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

Kelly is faking being dumb. she constantly outwits just about every man on the show. feel like her character is a stealth inversion of that trope (audience whoops not withstanding). Bud is the real bimbo.

imo this show was way more progressive than its reputation suggests. especially with having next door neighbor Marcy bringing an feminist counterpoint to Al's outmoded misogyny. Amanda Bearse who plays Marcy came out as a lesbian in 1993 and ended up directing 31 episodes of the show. yes it has lots of fat jokes and woman jokes but Al gets it thrown right back at him, constantly, to the point of him getting the brunt of the insults. Peggy is always, always putting him down and it is obvious she is far too good for him. she outwardly rejects the traditional role of the housewife, forcing Al to provide food for the family (usually to his detriment). she is the one asking for sex from him, a task he cowardly submits to, not the other way around. she sort of holds all the power in their relationship. Al's bitter misogyny does him no credit in the real world, where he is almost always the loser in any social or work situation. Al and his friends cling to totems of machismo like football high school glory days and the strip club and the "No Ma'am" club (hilariously inept and relocated repeatedly by Peggy from the garage to the basement, these men hiding from their wives in a juvenile fantasy).

i think it all helps that these are mostly indulgences and at the core of the show is real love and respect. Al wishes he could live this patriarchal fantasy life while his real life is in the toilet. his head in the clouds (80s sexist tropey clouds they may be), he is fortunate to have family and friends to see him for the loser he really is, outside of these fantasies, to see the reality of his pathetic existence, and yet to still care for this man. these characters love one another despite their faults and the result is one of the most believable sitcom families ever.

it would be interesting to read feminist takes on Married. anybody ever run across any good feminist analysis?

I haven't, but I'd love to see them.

Agreed for the most part, thought I'm less a fan of the No Ma'am stuff, because a) it took Al away from the family too much, and that is where the heart of the show is (and also, Jefferson <<<<<< Steve), and b) that was around the point the show started running on fumes.

Bearse's behind-the-scenes involvement interests as me as well for a somewhat less definable reason: while the show was unquestionably, however cheerfully, trashy, its treatment of minorities granted them visibility without the pious condescension that was de rigueur at the time. I'm thinking of the episode where Peggy goes out dancing and starts regularly meeting up with a man who (unbeknownst to her) is actually gay. When the man's partner (played by Dan Castellaneta!) tracks down Al to let him know what's going on, the man ends up cooking Al a meal and watching football with him, at which point Al feels it necessary to track down and tell off his partner for going out every night (with Peg) when he has a wonderful man who loves to cook and watch football, i.e. - everything that Al would want in a partner, minus the "big 'uns." Yes, that is probably horribly retrograde in its own way, and yes, the episode does end with the punchline of Al breaking it to Peg that the man she thought wanted her "was a homo," but I kind of appreciate the show's lowbrow take on sexual politics compared to the "lets have a gay character to teach everyone about acceptance" mode that was the standard of the day.

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bit I always loved...

Mailman: Are you that NO MA'AM guy on the news?

Marcy: He's also Arnold the pig on Green Acres.

Mailman: All of these letters are from guys that support your cause.

Marcy: How would you know that?

Mailman: We open them.

it's literally the foundation of every sitcom ever

if the other weren't so funny they wouldn't be the other

I fucking hate this show so much

lol you're such a marcy

was this show the beginning of the "all zingers all the time" sitcom format? idk what before this really compares but there are definitely a lot of modern sitcoms that try (and fail) to replicate what this show did

Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, Lorre shit is descended from this

or any of those CBS sitcoms I only ever know because of commercials during football

Remember seeing the father playing Popeye Doyle in something years ago.

Dutch

I've seen a few episodes of Two & a Half Men and I definitely think its the spiritual successor to this show, except its a lot less funny

eh i think one was a show when you were a kid and one wasn't

true but MWC does still make me laugh today

tbf the early seasons of 2.5 men (when the kid was still little) were kinda funny