should i grow a beard?

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smug Ned.

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What, you only noticed just now?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm happy with what I've got Mark. Thats without having to mention youth,or even the power in my legs/brain/other important areas in which you are lacking

Ronan, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

prepuberitoid = name of album number 4 (or 5, I forget now.)

and anthony, propecia is an ultimate GOOD. godbless those heartless drug multi-nationals.

jess, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

other important areas in which i am lacking = acne surely haha

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes it goes away with wrinkles..........of course I don't have acne anyway, is it hereditary or something? It's a ship that sailed without me.

Ronan, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do it!

I had to give up and grow one cause I cant get hot water for a bath let alone shaving in the morning. + After a week or so they become addictive to scratch. +When your sick of it you can always get a shave from a barber. - If you have a cat it may get freaked out, cats dont like bearded men, neither do most sane women.

Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You can always tell yourself that growing a beard is your assertion that you do not care for the fickle and cosmetic allegiances of womankind.

Tom, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

GROW A BEARD!...Every man should grow a beard once in their life. It's a rite of passage. (Must shave for my interview tomorrow)

jel, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

plus its really cool when after a week or two you start to plcuk out the double grown hairs in yr chin that look/feel like splinters - it's the source of my pride and joy most times.

Geoff, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So can I assume members of the Taliban don't own cats?

Samantha, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I must PROTEST the goatee vilification! Even if it does make me look like Hootie, I would much prefer that to looking like I'm 14. Although, when I did grow a full beard, Joei absolutely LOVED it. In fact, I'm growing another full beard this winter.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

at least no-one is suggesting he grow just a mo.

Geoff, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have had a King Tut goatee (goatee at the chin, no 'stache) for the past few weeks. I like it. Almost no-one's commented upon it, though.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i shaved. i forgot i had a ver' important meeting with the Big Boss today.

jess, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Jess, only if the beard "is you" and will make you a more confident individual, then I'd say go for it. Otherwise, shave it. Like it really matters anyway. Fuck. Mullets obviously haven't turned off women recently.. they're more prevalent than ever before!

Just don't let the "90% of women won't touch a bearded man" myth get to you. If memory serves me right, this was born from an exaggeration of some poll in a high profile singles magazine asking what women thought of beards... and it was a preference, not a deciding factor for dateability. Even then, while I'm sure more women prefer clean-shaven -- 9 to 1? Come on! Maybe 6 to 1 in major Western cities, but that ends up being a regional thing.

Besides -- if you were to replace "clean shaven" with "nice car", "rich", or "watches Friends" in that same poll, I'm sure the ratio would be just as high.

And how often does Mr./Ms. Right end up fulfilling all the traits and attributes of one's "dream person" anyway? This goes both ways.

(I mean, I'd like to believe the "90%" myth. Most Seattle men have goatees, and if they are all indeed stupid, then that would increase my chances these days -- given that I've long abandoned the goatee that most of the photos in the link I posted in the picture thread show.)

Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Except now my advice is too little too late.

If worse comes to worse, Jess, it's Halloween season. I'm sure you could go buy a fake beard somewhere if Olympia girl ends up being a facial hair fetishist.

Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Grow a moustache! They are pure roXor. EVERYONE has got a little "soul patch" or some goatee concoction - FUCK that "self- expressive" Norelco shite. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?? up with the CHICAGO SAUSAGE MAN LOOK OF TODAY!

(p.s. with just a little conditioner, moustaches do not scratch)

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Tadeusz, what you have is actually called the Justin Timberlake goatee.

Otis Wheeler, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I agree with what Di said. Beards do not feel good during oral sex. The person who said that must have no feeling in their clitoris. Sorry.

foo, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Growing a beard is k-MANLY (snort, rave) If Ned R grew a beard (as alluded to above) he'd loox0r like a member ov hawkwind = UNDENIABLE PROOF, LAYM0RZ!!!!!!

Also, growing a beard hides yr double chin, yes, now we're getting to the real truth (grumble)

xoxo

Norman Phay, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If Ned R grew a beard (as alluded to above) he'd loox0r like a member ov hawkwind

Dear god, the images in my head just get worse, you fucking weirdos. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

C'mon, Ned, give into yer inner Lemmy!

And I prefer to refer to the scrubbery on the chin as a King Tut, Mr. Wheeler, regardless of what Mr. Timberlake might have on his chin :-)

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Can't. No wart.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've decided my traditional exam beard this year will infact be a fu manchu. Or at least a close approximation.

Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four months pass...
ILEWHACKED! "youth fickle"

jel --, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

did you ever grow your beard, jess?

chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Beards are pretty dud. but sideburns are classic!!!

electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sideburns are a particular pet hate of mine. I destroy mine on a regular basis.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i think jess should grow a spinal fin

mark s, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sideburns r0X0r but every bloke I see these days seems to have them.

electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...
SUCCESS

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, now try for hair #2.

Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I am about to shave mine off so that I don't get summer beard tan lines.

Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

let that shit grow for 4months like i did

LaToya JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

If you ask me, that's a bit like asking if you should wear your underwear outside your clothes. No.

Jason Argonaut, Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I happen to look very nice w/a beard, so feh.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Should I grow a beard? I have 19 days in which to do it.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:05 (eighteen years ago) link

go for it. i'm gonna grow one for halloween.

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Everyone should grow a beard! I know I have! Come on people, make 2005 the year of the beard!

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i already had one this year. i'm gonna be leet and have another.
beard contest!

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:13 (eighteen years ago) link

BEARD OFF

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:13 (eighteen years ago) link

grow a beard like nick oliveri

vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Markelby - no. It will suck the youth out of your face.

How did anybody ever understand one word I typed back in '01?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Markelby - let's have a race!

Why 19 days?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i need a beard for the 'ween cos i'ma be KITTENBEARD t3h P1r4t3

so, who else has a ginger beard?

can we make it er... 14...15... um... however many days to teh 'ween, please?

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:16 (eighteen years ago) link

My beard is a curious ginger colour.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:20 (eighteen years ago) link

leet, so's mine. i'm part tabby, obv.

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I like beards. Matt's is flourishing these days. Not sure about beards with bald heads though, all unbalanced. So, no.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm thinking about ditching mine. I will canvass lady opinion first though.

Tag (Tag), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link

that's very reasonably priced, thanks!

niels, Sunday, 25 February 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

I feel like people respond to me differently with the beard.

Not noticed in my case, but when i went conventional stache only style for last 2 summers this seemed def true (plus family mostly _loathe_ it lol).

Global Arming's Terrifying Old Math$ (Hunt3r), Sunday, 25 February 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KenydTXfzvo

sleepingbag, Sunday, 25 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

Does anyone trim their underbeard shorter than their beard? My beard is both wooly and a little patchy, so I need to grow it long enough to cover the patches, but if I grow the underbeard to the same length it starts to add volume that I don't want.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

Yes, I trim to 3mm on the moustache and underchin area, 5mm for chin and jawline UGH TOO MUCH INFORMATION MAKES ME SOUND LIKE CRAIG DAVID

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

I shave in the direction of Joel-Kinnaman-in-The-Killing now, but I still refuse to use the trimmer more than once every couple of weeks so it sometimes gets a bit 1970s

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 July 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

man alive, I would strongly recommend you trim your beard in whatever way you think looks nicest on you and you're willing to put up with.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 July 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

so basically RIP IT OUT ONE HAIR AT A TIME

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 July 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

FWIW I switched to a Wahl trimmer and find it works way better than the Philips -- takes less than half the time to do an even trim. I'm experimenting with lengths now -- gradually increasing the guard size I use and I'm up to the 16mm for the face and 10 or 13mm for the underside (plus a little spot trimming). Kind of curious to see whether it gets more or less bushy as it lengthens. I've also been combing it a lot with the tiny fine comb that came with the trimmer, which seems to help with the unruliness.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

keeping a short covering in situ for a while now

ive hair like brillo tho

obv dont want to purchase anything that whiney would rightly mock on a thread about the immorality of marketing anything towards men

so can anyone tell me how to soften my beard while avoiding paying ten times whats necessary for something in a lumberjack tin

thanks x

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 19 July 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

Jojoba oil.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

thks jojosh

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 19 July 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

I use conditioner. Also bought some beard oil and some beard balm, which I haven't used yet.

beard papa, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

just normal conditioner?

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

I've always heard that conditioner, while it makes your beard feel soft, is actually bad for your face. Maybe that's bs.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

yeah, just normal hair conditioner.

Hmm... Now I guess I need to look into whether it’s bad for skin. Haven’t noticed anything bad yet. I use some Aveena stuff.

beard papa, Saturday, 20 July 2019 07:42 (four years ago) link

The cheap coconut oil shampoo from the health food store does very well for me. Good for the skin too.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 July 2019 00:46 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Sometimes I wonder: will I ever go back? I think not. Or at least not until my face looks much older.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I briefly shaved mine off and didn’t like the result. Have grown it back to 9mm and I think I’m just going to keep it there. I find a daily 2-min trim is the best way to keep it neat - catch those stray longhairs and give the edges a chance to grow in for a fuller shape.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 18 September 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

This is more of a sideburns Q than a beard Q, but I have been trying to keep my beard neater and trimming it more regularly (I wear it short). As my hair grows, I've noticed it's really hard to trim my sideburns in a way that looks good without getting a bit of a toupee effect, i.e. the point at which my sideburns meets where my hair gets longer always looks fucked up. I've tried lifting the trimmer gradually and "fading" it, but I can't get it right. Any tips?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 1 May 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link


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