― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm fairly sure I once sent"Didn't get that email, the servers were ducking ducked"
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link
I once saw an abandoned car that somebody had actually sprayed that on.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Sadly, the message did not have the desired effect.
― Rumpington Lane, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link
See also the TV version of Mr Majestyk. Gal-dang melon farmers, no less.
Seeing as my girlfriend teaches reception age children she's usually good for a bowdlerised curse or two.
― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link
(from the TV version of The Breakfast Club, replaces "Eat... My.... Shorts."!!!)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link
everlovin' = "melon farmin'"
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
"No dad, what about you? FLip you! No dad, what about you? Flip YOU! No dad, what about you?! FLIP...YOU!!" boom
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Dorothy Parker, upon being introduced to Mailer: Oh, you're the young man who can't spell "fuck"!
the picnic area scene in Father Ted where there was a 'no swearing' sign (Fop off yer fopping ee'git)
FECK!
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― chrisco (chrisco), Saturday, 8 January 2005 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― contribute, Saturday, 8 January 2005 08:22 (nineteen years ago) link
My mother routinely says "Oh fishcakes!" which casued problems in a shop once where the staff thought she actually wanted some.
― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― strophic (strophic), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
See also "Dagnabbit" or "Dead-gummit!", but not quite as classic.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 8 January 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link
all: "mama why are you saying 'muscle shoals'?"
she: "it's the biggest dam i know"
― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link
You also hear a lot of "God --- Blessamerica!" from the oldtimers.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link
That doesn't really clarify anything does it.
― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link
they have a filter on the tv that censors out any curse words and instead replaces the curse word with something else via closed captioning. only the thing is really really overzealous, to the point that the word "sex" gets muted and replaced with "hugs."
hahaaha!
― contribute, Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― isadora (isadora), Sunday, 9 January 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Sunday, 9 January 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― estela (estela), Sunday, 9 January 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 9 January 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link
My kid watches the show Level Up on Cartoon Network and a few weeks ago, one of the characters exclaimed "shut the front door!" in disbelief, the same way you'd say "shut the fuck up!"
― fruitsbs (beachville), Saturday, 21 April 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link
"Shut the front door" is an actual Thing
― I need new, hip khakis (DJP), Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
It's a meme?
― fruitsbs (beachville), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
otherwise the front door would be open
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
I distinctly recall watching one of the Police Academy films as a kid and hearing, "Freeze before I blow your gosh darn knees off, eggroll!"
Also:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-rGnI9XNo
― Potty Problems (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
only saw fargo once on tv years ago, but i still think about and imitate steve buscemi saying "i'm takin the funny car!!" and "ya foolish imbecile!" all the time
― ehkarl, Saturday, 21 April 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
A good one from Glasgow is "Get tae France!" Another one I often think of, which I think originated with Rikki Fulton, is "I couldn't give a for instance..."
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 March 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link
... not really what this thread is about, but almost.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 March 2018 11:34 (six years ago) link