Can centaurs masturbate?

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― Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

my favourite peice of Centaur Art

Centaurt

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I see no one's bothered to answer the actual question.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Replace 'actual' with the more accurate 'asinine and meaningless' and perhaps you'll have a clue why.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I see, this is a place for serious and meaningful questions only.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay Tuomas the answer is YES centaurs can masturbate, however they need to either be very limber or utilize a specialized grappling doohickey. Why is this important? Are YOU a centaur?

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw this thread and thought it was the title of the next Fighting Fantasy album.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

> Oh, I see, this is a place for serious and meaningful questions only.

Not at all. But perhaps you should adjust your expectations about replies based on which question you ask.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

More important questions...

Can horses masturbate?
Can elephants masturbate?
When hobbits masturbate, are their loads proportional to their diminished size, or do they launch full-sized man-loads?

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i was under the impression that centaurs didn't have privates. you know, NOTHING DOWN BELOW!!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Like anyone with the face and torso of a classical hero and the penis of a horse needs to even think about masturbation...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

catherine the great to thread

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

centaur_clit-on.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay Tuomas the answer is YES centaurs can masturbate, however they need to either be very limber or utilize a specialized grappling doohickey. Why is this important? Are YOU a centaur?

maybe he wants to market his services to the not-so-limber folks in the centaur community?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh noooo, the first disk of first season has a "very long" wait. : (((( Jib, you will be ahead of us.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Wrong thred. Obv.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

centaurs totally don't bang.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

If Zeus and Odin got into a fight, who would win?

This question has apparently never been asked on ile! :0

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a centaur sex story site, & it's called boytaur.net, & it makes me uncomfortable

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

If Zeus and Odin got into a fight, who would win?

this question really needs to be posted in one of those dark/deathmetal threads.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, how could anyone even say Zeus could even give Odin a purple nurple, much less destroy him!

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://stormwreath.livejournal.com/84030.html

― velko, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

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