THE DUGOUT

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maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

CHRIS GAY-BO

Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

wait why did my link not work
http://www.progressiveboink.com/#dugout

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, crap. It's funny because it's true.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously some of these i could read like 20x and they would still be funny

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

BIZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

YES, NOW LETS GO ENJOY MCDONALDS BRAND FOOD.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/ ! secret archives

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

CHILD BIRTH IS A SPECIAL OCCASION

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Gay-bo
http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/322exclusive3.htm

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh this is a good one today.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG! The Gay-bo one is priceless!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit SIDNEY PONSON WANT TO CRUSH THE SUPERFRIENDS

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Marilyn_Munson's computer has crashed.

I feel kind of guilty for laughing at that.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/diamondkings/DK9.html

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

it's getting to the point where i have one of these to cite for ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AT WORK

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh do tell which that one corresponds to.

scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 23 April 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, we were actually talking about 'major league' in the office

maura (maura), Saturday, 23 April 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

OH NO JOO DEH-ENT TAKE AWAY A-ROD SHOWER.  OH NO JOO DEH-NOT.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

that's http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout4-26-05.htm for you purists out there.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link


Not all of it is funny.

All of the time, and none of the art (dymaxia), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope I am not the only one laughing at "Torreumon".

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link


WTF?

REAL ACTUAL Search Engine Strings of the Week
Or: What people come to our site for

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All of the time, and none of the art (dymaxia), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

WinBenSteinsBrenner: I will kill you in real life you son of a bitch!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/jennie/ !!!

maura (maura), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

...and then condescend on me for not looking like Otis Nixon.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

otis nixon was no zane smith

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i'll see you that and raise you this:
http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout5-10-05.htm

maura (maura), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG OMG

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Maura wins.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

This one is great too if you are an indie salsa-metal nerd.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

They're really upping the Indie Guilt Bermanisms stakes. "Lieberthal_Behind" deserves some sort of medal.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

THE MORRIS VOLTA!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Origins 1
Origins 2
Origins 3
Origins 4 (the greatest one ever, and that's saying a LOT)
Origins 5

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

matt did you read the entire francold saga? great stuff

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunno if g! will appreciate this, but there are FOOTBALL-themed Dugout-type things on this site, too (if you go to the main ProgressiveBoink page, and click on COMICS, then scroll down & look to the right).

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
SOMEBODY HELP ME, I VANISHIIIIIING, VANISHIIIIIIIIIIING

maura (maura), Friday, 24 June 2005 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG THOM + AROD + CHIXORS

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my god

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

amazing.

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I just sent fwd'd this to all my MLB/John Carpenter-fan friends (there's a huge crossover).

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout7-19c.htm

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: We could make Tejada play second base!

maura (maura), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

the one about kyle farnsworth's tackle is pretty awesome too

maura (maura), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

how did i miss this thread?

amazing amazing amazing.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know what's better, the A-Rod Evian or...


JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Welcome back to New York, teamie! ^_^ Today you'll be playing SHORTSTOP LOL j/k you will be playing pitcher

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

BACKLASH

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

OH

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lul @ AtCarlosQuentin

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys what's going on in this message board

maura, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

professor farnsworth!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

WordUpThome: WHO ARE YOU WHO CAN SUMMON FIRE WITHOUT FLINT OR TINDER

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there are some who call me... lights out farnsworth
TheKillingFields: nobody calls you that

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: YEAH WHAT NOW SUCK MY JIM THOME CAPITAL LETTERS NEW YORK YANKEES WE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS AN U BOUT TO GET PLAYED OFF

CAPITAL LETTERRSSSS

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/the-dugout-greatest-night

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

clearly his Final Destination, if not WWE

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kOeftKv.jpg

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

happy 40th, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

WordUpThome is throwing the first pitch tonight!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

WordUpComey: HEY EVERYONE ITS JI
WordUpComey: JIM COMEY

— Emily Rose (@mlerowley) June 8, 2017

maura, Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

HAHAHAHA YES

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUVx6lVX4AA6bBT.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

😢

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 January 2018 08:52 (six years ago) link

NOW WHAT ABOUT SEAN CASEY WHO HAS SENT A GREAT EXAMPLE TO THE YOU
TH

Andy K, Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

nvr knew mr 17776 posted huh

Hey guys, this is Jon, one of the guys who writes the Dugouts along with B and Nick. Just wanted to let you guys know how much we love that you love our stuff.
― Jon Bois (jonbois), Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:01 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link


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