so tired

Why am I so tired? I'm so tired of everything right now. I nearly fell asleep on the bus this morning - I never do that. Right now I'm struggling to keep my eyes open at work. I wanna nap.

My sleep patterns are so fucked. Was ill for a couple of days & it has thrown everything out of wack. That and getting like an hour of sleep last night for silly reasons. Felt like I could barely keep my eyes open at 6pm. Now I'm 7 bottles of ale in and I'm shattered but not at all sleepy. wtf body

Alcohol is a terrible sleep aid. It totally jerks your blood sugar around.

woke up at 4:41am super hungry
so tired

got up at 6:30, but could have slept til 10:00

just got back from a sleep clinic outpatients where like a bad dream I was erroneously informed my name was Ian and truly told that they had been unable to process my results because I had been "lost in the system".

The consultant crowned it off by asking me

"when you're told a particularly funny joke at work do you find your jaw hanging loose or your legs giving way?"

I said if I were told a particularly funny joke at work that would indeed be my reaction.

deep body tired. i'm laying down but it's not enough, i need access to the platonic ideal of laying down.

https://s7d4.scene7.com/is/image/roomandboard/dalton_099450_o1_17

no

lol