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max, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

this guy is my new favorite

http://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

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Embrace the spirit of Libertarionism: A majestic Bald Eagle gets shot with a pistol and eaten raw by a mother and son who later puke it up

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

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Hey fellow #skeptic s! Come join Skeptic Circle! It was going to be called Unpleasant Cunt Gathering of Shit Asses but that was too long

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

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guy bring Me a book say Ronthis here a story about a Coony feller wit them big lips who-i say stop! ill publish, but only if i dont get paid

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

theres a series around december 8 where hes just tweeting @menshumor that kills me

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

the sex scene tweets on Dec 13 are incredible

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this basically everyone being talked about itt? like this seems enough of a thing that it's a subgenre of Twitter users or whatever, but if it's essentially a SA circlejerk then maybe not (even though I really like it)

Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

a handful of them are goons but a bunch have "joined" on twitter

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's all just a SA circle jerk about 1.) corporate branding 2.) space aliens 3.) everything else

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

boring_as_heck has never posted to SA, despite being an integral member of twitcrew

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like this is where we should discuss maxs burgeoning role as their liaison to the msm

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

wolf pupy is def top 3, maybe top 1

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

how many of them are ade, is what i want to know

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

i dont really vibe to wolf puppy that hard

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

his highs aren't the highest highs but he's the most consistent

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

famouscrab is funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

bandit, dril and dinkmagic are the funniest and most consistent imo

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

this girl is a lol https://twitter.com/#!/lolzque its all in one voice/style ive noticed being thrown around a lot

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

i like this guy too https://twitter.com/#!/ahuj9

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

agree re bandit and dril tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

big fan of moewytchdog too

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

one thing i dont like is some of these guys will start talking abt indie rock and it totally breaks the spell

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

you should tell them max 'no more indie rock'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

wolfpuppy is the classic account where i rofl at a RT then go to the account and it's just a bunch of not funny tweets -- dudes like this should tweet like... 3 times a day at maximum -- peanutfreemom had the same problem

bandit & dril are def the best

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

feel like bandit has fallen off tho after the name change

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

bandit/dril/dinkmagic have really good QC it just means fewer tweets

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure how she fits into this 'world' or whatever but i really love tricia lockwood's tweets

donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

yes totally

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

TriciaLockwood Patricia Lockwood
Sext: The Foley artist stands motionless above you, playing slurps and moans and soft female sighs. In the morning you are pregnant
31 Dec

donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy

like seriously all his joeks crack me the fuck almost. I just get the helpless giggles. he could just do the "dinosaur that turns into a race car" joek over & over and I'd still lol every time. the only thing that bugs me is when he goes into "lol 'rap' talk" mode. but other than that something about his whole deal just gets me every time

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

moewytchdog is great & dropkickpikachu (who I think is now skatewytch?) though that's the more aggro end of rage-and-lol twitter political kids

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

i dont really "like"/"get" pt cruiser usa

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

― ice cr?m, Friday, November 4, 2011 10:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

lol

how many of them are ade, is what i want to know

― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, January 5, 2012 10:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

i cant hang with these guys comedically, though i do knoe some of them fursonally...

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

(who I think is now skatewytch?)

thats km4cash iirc

jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

and dropkick is her bf though if theyre SA posters they could very well be the same person on gimmick accounts

jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

max, you never weighed in on the iRespectSimpson subplot

waka flocka dimes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda lost the plot a couple weeks in, i think i unfollowed

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

the first few days of real bart were among the funniest events of 2011 though

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

all thing are milhorse

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

^^ I say this to a friend at least once a week

mh, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

the day i discovered thebibandit was one of the better in that whole miserable year

╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

elder bart not much better

luckily he doesn't tweet very much

dayo, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

HATE A COWMAN

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, September 4, 2011 4:04 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i still say this to myself all the time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 5, 2012 2:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah I posted on SA for years and most of these guys are fyads or refugees from deleted fyad-lites. the thread that bi bandit's username either came from or inspired is really brilliant, it's just a series of escalating x bandit puns. the party line is fyad hasn't been "good" since 2008ish but most of its current best posters (@sskylark, bi bandit, @dinkmagic, @woodmuffin) are on twitter now. (@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, that's a lot of text. just want 2 relish being a Guy Who Knows Things

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

does phiz still exist? been missing lurking through it, makes me wonder if more phiz regulars are now on twitter

V79, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's still there.

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

fyad still has a few brilliant threads a year, but twitter really IS fyad now

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link


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