OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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i like this guy too https://twitter.com/#!/ahuj9

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

agree re bandit and dril tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

big fan of moewytchdog too

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

one thing i dont like is some of these guys will start talking abt indie rock and it totally breaks the spell

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

you should tell them max 'no more indie rock'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

wolfpuppy is the classic account where i rofl at a RT then go to the account and it's just a bunch of not funny tweets -- dudes like this should tweet like... 3 times a day at maximum -- peanutfreemom had the same problem

bandit & dril are def the best

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

feel like bandit has fallen off tho after the name change

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

bandit/dril/dinkmagic have really good QC it just means fewer tweets

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure how she fits into this 'world' or whatever but i really love tricia lockwood's tweets

donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

yes totally

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

TriciaLockwood Patricia Lockwood
Sext: The Foley artist stands motionless above you, playing slurps and moans and soft female sighs. In the morning you are pregnant
31 Dec

donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy

like seriously all his joeks crack me the fuck almost. I just get the helpless giggles. he could just do the "dinosaur that turns into a race car" joek over & over and I'd still lol every time. the only thing that bugs me is when he goes into "lol 'rap' talk" mode. but other than that something about his whole deal just gets me every time

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

moewytchdog is great & dropkickpikachu (who I think is now skatewytch?) though that's the more aggro end of rage-and-lol twitter political kids

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

i dont really "like"/"get" pt cruiser usa

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

― ice cr?m, Friday, November 4, 2011 10:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

lol

how many of them are ade, is what i want to know

― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, January 5, 2012 10:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

i cant hang with these guys comedically, though i do knoe some of them fursonally...

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

(who I think is now skatewytch?)

thats km4cash iirc

jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

and dropkick is her bf though if theyre SA posters they could very well be the same person on gimmick accounts

jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

max, you never weighed in on the iRespectSimpson subplot

waka flocka dimes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda lost the plot a couple weeks in, i think i unfollowed

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

the first few days of real bart were among the funniest events of 2011 though

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

all thing are milhorse

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

^^ I say this to a friend at least once a week

mh, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

the day i discovered thebibandit was one of the better in that whole miserable year

╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

elder bart not much better

luckily he doesn't tweet very much

dayo, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

HATE A COWMAN

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, September 4, 2011 4:04 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i still say this to myself all the time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 5, 2012 2:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah I posted on SA for years and most of these guys are fyads or refugees from deleted fyad-lites. the thread that bi bandit's username either came from or inspired is really brilliant, it's just a series of escalating x bandit puns. the party line is fyad hasn't been "good" since 2008ish but most of its current best posters (@sskylark, bi bandit, @dinkmagic, @woodmuffin) are on twitter now. (@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, that's a lot of text. just want 2 relish being a Guy Who Knows Things

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

does phiz still exist? been missing lurking through it, makes me wonder if more phiz regulars are now on twitter

V79, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's still there.

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

fyad still has a few brilliant threads a year, but twitter really IS fyad now

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

(@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)

― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, January 6, 2012 3:30 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

docevil's a sack of shit and being shamed off the boards was the highlight of his posting career

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I think there are a lot of FYAD posters who are like "I'm not really funny nor do I bring anything to the table, but this is FYAD so any random shit I post here is going to be funny", then once the good posters left it was pretty much all those guys

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

what happened w docevil

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

ugh i dont even wanna link it. just type docevil into google and autocomplete will do the rest 4 u

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

sheesh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RcXhb.gif

(๑•̀⌓•́๑) (am0n), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://scrollingmarquis.com/fyad/doc.png

╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

is wet butt on twitter?

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

protip: play this while watching that rainbow frog gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3gv9jhRQ5U

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

im trying one of these

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

RIP parody simpson twitter account

http://twitter.com/#!/ElderBart/status/157528457214038016

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

dril wint still high quality imo

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago) link

dril/@graeyalien/@sskylark are yr best bets as far as consistency imo

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 15 January 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago) link

@UtilityLimb:

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

s.clover, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha oh I forgot Bi Bandit. him too

Andrew Kornfan, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

heavy day for twetcru :-/

max, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link


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