Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

i'll be your private HOOSer
a HOOSer for money
any steendriver will do

Sittin' in my car outside your HOOS
Remember when we steendrove all over your blouse?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses?
HOOS gonna drive in your blue steen?

HOOS could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch steen drivin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done

so don't you cry tonight
there's a HOOS steenin' above you, baby
don't you cry tonight

I don't drive any steens
Since I don't have HOOS

Long distance information
Give me MempHOOS, Tennessee
Help me reach the party
That's been trying to drive my steen

Our HOOS
In the middle of our STEEN

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

got this stuck in my head today

hahaha

Mama’s in the fact’ry
She ain’t got no shoes
Daddy’s in the alley
He’s lookin’ for the fuse
I drive a steen
With the tombstone HOOS

Then he started into driving a steen
And something inside of him died
She had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside
And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin’ on like a bird that flew
Tangled up in HOOS

You want me to beg forgiveness, tender an apology
It's not my fault and you're not driving on my steen

You're making me sorry
Sorry some HOOS

Marie Provost was a movie queen
HOOSterious angel of the driven steen

What I like about HOOS
He drives his steen at night

steen I drive
sixteen HOOSes long

To this day when I hear that song
I see you standin' there on that lawn
Discount shades, store bought tan
Flip flops and cut-off jeans

Somewhere between that setting sun
I'm on fire and born to run
You looked at me and I was done
And we're, we're just getting started

I was singin' to you, you were singin' to me
I was so alive, never been more free
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang
Ooohh

Stayed there 'til they forced us out
And took the long way to your house
I can still hear the sound of you sayin' don't go

When I think about you, I think about 17
I think about my old jeep
I think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like the soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen

I bumped into you by happenstance
You probably wouldn't even know who I am
But if I whispered your name
I bet there'd still be a spark

Back when I was gasoline
And this old tattoo had brand new ink
And we didn't care what your mom would think
About your name on my arm

Baby is it spring or is it summer
The guitar sound or the beat of that drummer
You hear sometimes late at night
On your radio

Even though you're a million miles away
When you hear Born in the USA
You relive those glory days
So long ago

When you think about me, do you think about 17
Do you think about my old jeep
Think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen
Hoosteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen
Hoosteen
Woah Hoosteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

I'm not crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized
You're the one that's crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized
Steen driving me crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized

How many hoos can I fit in my steendriver?
My steendriver
My steendriver
How many hoos can I fit in my steendriver?

How many HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Long Tall Sally
She's built for steen
She's got everything
Uncle John need
Oh baby,
Yeah now baby
HOO-OO-OS baby

Me and my HOOS
And my HOOS steen drivin'
James Redd and the Blecchs
With some dude right beside him

:o

haa

They call me Hoos Steendriver
And once upon a pair of wheels
Hit the road and I`m gone ah
What`s my Hoosteen
I wonder how your hoosteen feels.
Ba ba ba ba
Hoos down the road
What`s my hoosteen
I wonder how your hoosteen feels.

hahaha

Baby,
Give it up
Or turn it HOOS

Cause when I s1ock
Get up, get down
My HOOS he weighs a ton

Steeny, steeny
Steeny HOOS of leather
Whiplash steendrive
In the dark

What's your mayne,
HOOS your daddy
Does he drive a steen

The night was blecch
And the sky was blue
Down the alley a steen driver flew
HOOS do you love

(claps)

He got fifty thousand watts
In a big acHOOStic tower

HOOS
HOOS knows
HOOS knows my mayne
HOOS
HOOS knows
HOOS knows my mayne

I heard it was HOOS
Talking 'bout a world where all drive steen
It just couldn't be
And only a HOOS would say that

I was up this morning, HOOS walking like a man
I was up this morning, HOOS walking like a man
Worried HOOS, give me your right hand

And the HOOS fell mama's child, tore me all upside down
HOOS fell mama's child, tore me all upside down
travel on ol' Driver Steen, ya know, can't seem to turn him around

So, preach the HOOS
C'mon, preach the HOOS

Ha. Have been trying for a while to complete

Woke up this morning
Feeling round for my HOOS

but couldn't get anywhere.

Meanwhile

I'm a steendriver, baby
I'm bound to drive all over HOOS
I'm a steendriver, baby
I'm bound to drive all over HOOS
I'm gonna inject your POLL
With steen rock and roll
And shoot you full of rhythm and HOOS

HOOS, HOOS
ducked back down the alley with some (HOOS HOOS) roly poly little bat faced girl
All along, along (HOOS HOOS) There were incidents and accidents there were
(HOOS HOOS) hints and allegations

All night long
We would drive that stupid steen
And every word we'd post I knew was otm

Can you hear me Doctor HOOS
Are you really just the shadow of some dude that I once knew

Look out
The steens are driving through
And it's all over now
Baby HOOS

I still remember how I cried
When Ned read digits out from pi
While wrapped up in his purple tie
The day BIG HOOS steendrived

Well it's one for the Momus
Two for dayo
Three to get gr8080
Now go, stet, go
But don't you
Drive on my blue steen HOOS
Well you can do any zing
But don't drive on my blue steen HOOS

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

If not for HOOS
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't even drive a steen
I'd be sad and blue
If not for HOOS

Whispers at the bus stop
(I heard about) nights out in the school yard
I found out about HOOOOS

Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To drive your steen, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go to HOOS

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND MAKE YOU REALIZE

HOOS

All the some dudes
Carey the HOOS

(Note that Whiney had the first part as screen name at one point)

All I want is the HOOS now
Just gimme some HOOS

Thought that was gonna be:

All the some dudes are
Dressing like HOOSiers

(But there's steening I should drive you.)