indefensible: john gruber

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http://www.loopinsight.com/2012/01/09/definition-of-a-tech-migraine/

markers, Monday, 9 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Love how Gruber has taken the @parislemon trend for referring to Google+ as "horseshit" and has brought his expertise and knowledge to the fore left his mark on technology journalism changed "horseshit" to "bullshit".

Truly a beacon, a yardstick for our times.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 12 January 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

I honestly don’t know what’s worse: if Google is so institutionally delusional that they actually believe this isn’t giving Google Plus a tremendous advantage (fair or unfair) over every other social network in the world, or if Google thinks so poorly of everyone outside the company that they think anyone is actually going to buy this line of bullshit. The best case scenario for Google is that Eric Schmidt, in his new role as chairman, has turned into a loose cannon who should just shut the fuck up.
http://daringfireball.net/linked/2012/01/11/siegler-plus
One idea: Apple could add a “Ping” tab to each of the store-related iOS apps — iTunes, iBooks, and App Store. Another idea: Apple could break Ping out into its own standalone app, and allow this app to make purchases of any sort of iTunes Store content. I like the second idea much better, at a glance. But perhaps it’d make sense to have dedicated Ping tabs in each app — you might want to follow different people for music recommendations than apps and books.
lol

James Mitchell, Thursday, 12 January 2012 07:37 (twelve years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

btw gruber, sielger, 65% market share does not constitute monopoly

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

The best case scenario for Google is that Eric Schmidt, in his new role as chairman, has turned into a loose cannon who should just shut the fuck up.

this sentence truly serves as a beacon, a yardstick for good and reasoned writing

bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of bullshit, i found this quote from sub-gruber read&truster to be particularly terrible writing:

It’s hard to breathe during this 20-minute interview of David Steel, Executive Vice President of Strategy for Samsung North America due to all the bullshit in the air.

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

people who call bullshit on everything all the time are the worst

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

They will never be short of work. Ah hurr hurr.

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Friday, 13 January 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Don't ever accuse Gruber of not posting bad news about Apple five days after the rest of the internet. He's risking his iPhone 5 review unit and who wouldn't want him to lose out on such a major blogging exclusive?

James Mitchell, Friday, 13 January 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

@marco's beautiful, simple solution to the iPhone's mute-switch behavior:

The user told the iPhone to make noise by either scheduling an alarm or initiating an obviously noise-playing feature in an app.

The user also told the iPhone to be silent with the switch on the side.

The user has issued conflicting commands, and the iPhone can’t obey both.

It’s a typical design problem: it can’t be heavy and light and big and small. Neither decision will satisfy everyone all the time or cover every edge case: if Apple implemented Mute in Ihnatko’s preferred way, millions of people would be just as irritated when their scheduled alarms didn’t wake them up.

When implementing the Mute switch, Apple had to decide which of a user’s conflicting commands to obey, and they chose the behavior that they believed would make sense to the most people in the most situations.

That’s good design.

An even better way would be for the fucking thing to pop up a prompt saying "Your phone is on mute. Do you still want your alarm to go off at the set time?" for fuck's fucking sake.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 15 January 2012 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

Nah Gruber is right, that's mish. Most of the time when I switch to mute i'm not even looking at at the screen. An alarm that can be accidentally set to silent mode is stupid.

I'm not sure I believe Mr "my alarm accidentally got set for the middle of the show".

stet, Sunday, 15 January 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

apparently he had just been given that phone from his work a day before or something? so he probably thought mute meant mute

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

which apparently it doesn't on the iphone

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

seems dumb to me but i haven't thought it through really

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

this is the worst debate in the world and if you have an opinion about it then you are hurting the blogosphere

caek, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol jokes

caek, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/05/11/cameron

caek, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

oh lord

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

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markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

should've checked to see if i were spelling the word correctly before repeating it a million times, but oh well

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

I replaced my colopohon (so 2005) with an Instapaper reading list.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

rip

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

i use the Mute Switch Debate as a yardstick

stet, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

i use it as a dick beacon

caek, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i read u, but i don't know if i trust u

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

I leave my phone on mute overnight but set an alarm for the morning to wake up? Seems pretty common.

mh, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

i don't have an iphone, but i live my phone on all night because i assume if someone's gonna call me really late it's an emergency and if it's not i can just tell them they're a fucking idiot

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

You have a phone that's not going to receive push notifications and email all night though, right?

mh, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i have some lg flip phone piece of shit from 2009. i'm sure what i do wouldn't work for everyone, but it works for me. when i get an iphone i'll probably do the same thing i do now, except i'll also shut off most of the push notifications and other annoying shit

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

i also shut sms off over two years ago, so i don't really have that to worry about -- no more 3 am text messages from friends who are in a bar in another country! rip

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

why did you shut off sms

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

imo if you have enough time to post on ilx then you don't really need push notifications enabled

caek, Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

phones are these things you do web browsing on and check apps and send text messages on, and very rarely use the antiquated "voice call" feature

mh, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

i do own an ipod touch tbh

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.loopinsight.com/2012/01/22/rim-co-ceos-to-step-down/

markers, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure you understand this thread

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://grab.by/cBWF

caek, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:24 (twelve years ago) link

beyond parody

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

In December, however, seven months after the blast that killed Mr. Lai, another iPad factory exploded, this one in Shanghai. Once again, aluminum dust was the cause, according to interviews and Apple’s most recent supplier responsibility report. That blast injured 59 workers, with 23 hospitalized.

“It is gross negligence, after an explosion occurs, not to realize that every factory should be inspected,” said Nicholas Ashford, the occupational safety expert, who is now at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “If it were terribly difficult to deal with aluminum dust, I would understand. But do you know how easy dust is to control? It’s called ventilation. We solved this problem over a century ago.”

Can't wait to see the back of this NYT claim chowder.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 26 January 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

4:00 – 4:50 PM: The State of Apple

Macworld’s Jason Snell, Andy Ihnatko, and John Gruber discuss where the new, Tim Cook-led Apple will go in 2012 and beyond.

Might have to @liveblog this live stream #gruber.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

Macworld? is that like the WWDC but also gay?

☂⋒ﬡᙓ-૪ᗩᖇᖙᔕ - ᙡ ᖺ ᗝ Ḱ ᓰ ᒪ ᒪ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

he's on http://www.macworld.com/

markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

p bad so far

markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Think @marco tried explaining this to Siri and his iPhone blew up.

James Mitchell, Monday, 30 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

Marco disagreed with Ben Brooks the other day. Having read, can I now trust? Why are there no yardsticks for this sort of thing?

stet, Monday, 30 January 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

the internet is beaconless, rip, so inelegant

lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link


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