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Afroman Fixed Point Theorem: all mp3s erode but converge to "Because I Got High"

Euler, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

Good luck with that $3000 pile of crap, it ain't gonna save you. You need one of the new $14,000 models specifically designed to counteract the effects of the rotational velocidensity.

What crap. All you need is to draw a green texta line around the outside of your computer. That will stop the bits seeping out.

unflushed deuce (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

That reverse loop system is fine, but it won't do shit if you take your drive south of the equator or cross the International Date Line from east to west. Just ask those F-22 pilots

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 12 January 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone listen to this week's This American Life about the place where they make Apple products in Shenzhen? Sobering to say the least.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

non-lossy archaic stuff like aiff files, where data could be stored big-endian or little-endian depending on processor architecture.

this is exactly what my wave editor uses :(

had to postpone until tomorrow, will report back.

sleeve, Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

aiff isn't archaic!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, not really. I was being somewhat backhanded on that. The thing to remember is that most apps will open files regardless, since locking to a single platform is completely ridiculius.

mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

*ridiculous

mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

Can we bitch about how Lion won't Bind to an active directory domain unless the moon is full and you sprinkle the blood of a virgin unicorn on your keyboard?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 12 January 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

I don't believe that's true

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 13 January 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit, I'm surprised Apple's being so blowoffy about something so huge and crucial

lost ai weiwei (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 January 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

i know very little about video editing but not being able to create or read an EDL seems..... utterly bonkers?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

is it really that huge and crucial to Apple? The income from FCP must be like two days of iPad sales.

agree this is a total shitshow tho

stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Well huge and crucial to an entire industry, I meant

lost ai weiwei (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

the raw numbers may indicate that but I can't help but feel that some part of apple's success is due to the idea that 'creative types' all prefer to work with macs. maintaining a strong presence in the video editing industry probably doesn't translate that much into direct sales but probably amplifies their 'soft power,' whatever that's worth. maybe some MBA types got at apple's balance sheet and were all "yeah, we gotta cut this because it's not pulling its weight."

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

would think this is a move to force some kinda sea change in how film is "done"? even tho production companies still need to work with tape, the trend is clearly moving towards an entirely digital workflow.

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

and with FCP finally being affordable to the masses, I wonder if apple is banking on YouTube/Vimeo being the distribution platforms of the future. if Hollywood goes back to avid, big deal---loads more hobbyists ("creative types") might plump for FCP just cuz.

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

that's fine but as far as i know you still need to do post-production work in an online editing suite, and EDLs are the roadmap they use to assemble all your footage from whatever source it came from (digital, tape, film, whatever) - of course this "knowledge" is ca. 10 years ago and maybe online suites are obsolete already?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Came to this thread to say I thought the MagSafe adapter charger was going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread but even that thing has gone dodgy on me

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

do you have the old one or the new one with the metal and strain relief cable

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

xp
"Online editing is an older post-production linear video editing process that is performed in the final stage of a video production. It occurs after offline editing. For the most part online editing has been replaced by video editing software that operate on non-linear editing systems (NLE)."

lost ai weiwei (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

well slap my face and blow me sideways

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I bought it about a year ago, dayo. The cable doesn't seem too high tech other than the adapter, so maybe that's it.

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

The troubleshooting support page suggests that there is a software update that improves interaction with the charger so I updated. That and cleaned the pins off with a q-tip.

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

my chargers work a lot better when the cat doesn't chew on the cables

mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

My cat prefers pipe cleaners :)

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

fucking itunes match mang

I just want to copy glenn gould's goldberg variations to my iphone

I can see it sat there on my HDD so stop telling me it's only available in the cloud

in fact, it's NOT available in the cloud cos it's not been uploaded yet

it's 50 minutes long and it'll take an age to upload. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

cozen, Monday, 16 January 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

Software update maybe helped. Who knew? *fingers crossed*

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

my 3gs has just developed the apparently infamous "dead strip" :(

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry.

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

I have forgotten that I have a 3gs sitting dormant somewhere in my kitchen. Really should sell that puppy!

mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

tracer they used to replace those, even out of warranty. is that not still true?

the late great, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

is this the right place to ask a beginners question about automator?
I've been trying all evening to set up a simple folder task for my download folder - filter mp3 files, move them to "automatically add to itunes" folder. Yet nothing happens - the mp3s just stay where they are and the "add to itunes" folder stays empty. Is there a way to "run" the folder task or should it just happen automatically?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

Have you set the script up as a Folder Action? Nothing will happen otherwise, unless you run it manually

stet, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:32 (twelve years ago) link

yes I picked "folder action" (never done any of this before)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

all encouragement to your automator steez but you might try hazel -

http://www.noodlesoft.com/hazel.php

it's very powerful and rule-based, sort of like automator actions with a really good UI

it's what i use to sort my downloads folder, move mp3s to an external drive, add them to itunes, etc

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

hey late great - i am gonna try it! my first genius bar appointment.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure if this has been addressed in this thread or not, but ctrl+f isn't helpful for "other".

My iPod touch is now a victim of that dreaded "Other" creep in file size. In the past month it's gone from virtually nothing to 1.12 GB, without me adding any apps or really changing the way I use it. It seems like every time I check it, its climbing larger and larger. Google tells me this is a fairly common problem, but pretty much the only way to fix it is to do a factory restore. Do any of you know is this would work? Kind of don't want to reset it if nothing is going to change.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 19 January 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

lololol

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/apple-education-liveblog2581.jpg

zappi, Thursday, 19 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

iPad being more durable than a book is kind of eehhhh whatever

I guess the electronic copy of the book is incredibly durable in that you can always redownload it should something happen.

mh, Thursday, 19 January 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

Forced exclusivity to Apple's online store X

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

Wife's MBA just suddenly decided it wouldn't see the wireless network. Clearing all the network settings did nothing. Restarting the MBA did nothing. Restarting the router did nothing. Lion gave me no help whatsoever. After 20 minutes of fucking around it suddenly decided it was going to work again. Apple can suck it.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 20 January 2012 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

You were probably holding it wrong.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

so I'm back with my automation problem - I've managed to set up my task action (moving mp3s from one folder to another) and it works when I run from inside Automator - but if I close Automator the task won't run by itself. I thought that was the whole point of automation or did I misunderstand how the things works?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

think you have to make it an app or executable or something iirc

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 20 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

So nobody else has had issues with the iPhone/iPod Touch and the creeping 'Other' category?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 20 January 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

I do too but haven't wanted to reset it yet. If that works for you let me know and I might try it too.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 20 January 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

Have you tried clearing mobile Safari's cache and determined if you have any apps that cache data? I haven't had this problem per se and I'm not sure how it recognizes what data goes in that category, but I have the suspicion that app caches get stuck in there.

mh, Friday, 20 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

I've had that problem too. I think it may have something to do with Genius which works on my iPod and obviously has to be based on some internal DB. Then again if restoring fixes the problem then it's definitely not that (unless its not doing garbage collection, which wouldn't surprise me since iPods have a bunch of "easy fix" bugs). Restoring isn't really a big deal, just leave it on overnight

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link


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